Author Topic: So Ke$ha...what is the story here? (Read 3035 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **on:** March 14, 2010, 01:30:30 PM »

The 25-27 year old professional women I know are going apeshit over her new single "Blah Blah Blah," not just teenage girls. I hear it almost every hour on the radio.

I don't get it. I could see it for its dance value but considering every pop artist and their dog now makes club/dance music these days (or singles anyway) and generally does it better by default, why would you pick her stuff? It isn't like she has sex appeal to go off of - she looks kind of busted and what you'd find dancing in the darker areas of a club. Her appeal truly eludes me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:35:15 PM »

She's cute when she's cleaned up. Her whole dirty "image" is very manufactured. She started out as a country singer ffs.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:36:06 PM »

I still can't believe how much she sucks and how popular she is over there, luckily people aren't going apeshit over her like they do with lady gaga here I hope its stay that way.

lol she looks like a dude in that pic.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:37:03 PM »

You look like a dude in that pic.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:37:35 PM »

So Ichirou, basically she's another Katy Perry?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:41:58 PM »

her album is selling well, surprisingly. i assumed she was another one hit wonder

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:46:46 PM »

"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Quote from: T EXP on March 14, 2010, 01:37:35 PM

So Ichirou, basically she's another Katy Perry?

She's much, much worse. Can't wait for the next flavor of the month to replace her

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:47:55 PM »

I mean that in the sense that she was a country singer who had to reinvent herself as some party chick to get some traction.

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:48:52 PM »

She looks like a long lost Hanson in that pic.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:59:03 PM »

But Katy Perry has humongous titties so it's all good.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:17:17 PM »

she sort of looks like FatalT in that pic

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:20:26 PM »

look at how edgy she is, no other celebrity would dare flip off the camera and risk offense

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:23:06 PM »

Bla bla is fucking horrible.

I like Tik Tok btw

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:23:17 PM »

it also appears she requires the pumice power of lava brand soap for those hands

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:29:10 PM »

yikes. no wonder she thinks Mick Jagger is hot

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:30:08 PM »

Her music sounds awful to my ears.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2010, 02:42:01 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 14, 2010, 02:23:17 PM

it also appears she requires the pumice power of lava brand soap for those hands

She looks like a fingernail biter if her hands are any indication.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:59:38 PM »

looks like shaun white with a bad dye job

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2010, 04:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2010, 02:29:10 PM

yikes. no wonder she thinks Mick Jagger is hot

I doubt she does, although the name drop surely stroked that crusty old ego.

It's pretty obvious it's a lazy way to rhyme something with 'swagger.'

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:00:44 PM »

Something something ripped off Uffie.
Would do Uffie over her anyway.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:23:31 PM »

It's all about production and *cough* charisma.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:49:26 PM »

Who the fuck is Ke$ha

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:58:20 PM »

like if Uffie didn't shower for three weeks and also made bad music

GilloD · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2010, 06:45:17 PM »

Uffie

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:17:34 PM »

Ke$ha stole Uffie's swagger

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 14, 2010, 03:59:38 PM

looks like shaun white with a bad dye job

There's a video of her on the internet from her junior high days, and she actually IS a fucking ginger. she just dyes her hair blonde.

Your ginger detection systems are unparalleled in the ginger detection industry.

Donono · « **Reply #26 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:40:12 PM »

She kinda seems like a blond Peppermint Patty

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:40:35 PM »

I would definitely hit it, though.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2010, 07:39:42 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 14, 2010, 05:49:26 PM

Who the fuck is Ke$ha

Consider yourself blessed.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2010, 08:28:10 AM »

Until now, I've never heard any of her songs (which are definitely shitty) and I can vaguely remember having heard her name on maybe the news or gaf or something but I had no idea she wasn't black. I thought she was like a new beyonce or something.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2010, 08:31:11 AM »

I'm not so sure we'd call what Uffie puts out "good music," but it's definitely much better than Kesha's fucking miserable, miserable music. Tik Tok was cool until I saw a live performance of it... a live performance so bad it ruined the song and Kesha forever.

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:32:30 AM »

Can't stand the Tic-Toc song, Uffie is much better. I like "MC's Can Kiss" by Uffie quite a bit, reminds me of Jet Set Radio music.

I would not want to go to any club that would play music like this.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:41:23 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 14, 2010, 01:46:46 PM

"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Ichirou already set the standard for objective debate on this forum so low that a midget couldn't limbo under it. Makes sense he'd lower the standard for cute girls as well.

Ichirou. Wrong on movies, wrong on Ke$ha.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:42:20 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 15, 2010, 11:41:23 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 14, 2010, 01:46:46 PM
"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Ichirou already set the standard for objective debate on this forum so low that a midget couldn't limbo under it. Makes sense he'd lower the standard for cute girls as well.

It's over, you mental midget. Get the fuck over it.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:45:56 AM »

^ Driving the standard for witty comebacks into the ground as we speak.

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:46:38 AM »

That chip on your shoulder is not a hot look, kid.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:02:00 PM »

They play this garbage you hit 'em right back!

[youtube=560,345]D5Hv0tsvpyU[/youtube]

Start a mosh pit and throw down!

FatalT · « **Reply #37 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 14, 2010, 02:17:17 PM

she sort of looks like FatalT in that pic

elektrikluv · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2010, 02:33:53 PM »

This is the first I've heard of her. For some reason, from her name I thought she'd be black.

edit: After listening to tik tok ^ I've definitely heard it many times. But I've never heard Blah Blah Blah before.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2010, 04:12:41 PM »

I bet you frequently brush your teeth with a bottle of jack, elektrik.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2010, 07:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 15, 2010, 11:41:23 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 14, 2010, 01:46:46 PM
"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Ichirou already set the standard for objective debate on this forum so low that a midget couldn't limbo under it. Makes sense he'd lower the standard for cute girls as well.

Ichirou. Wrong on movies, wrong on Ke$ha.

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** March 15, 2010, 07:19:49 PM »

Dude keeps trying to pick fights he can't win, Admiral. Just leave it alone.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #42 on:** March 15, 2010, 07:27:15 PM »

Uffie in some pictures looks like fistful material but who would take Kesha over her?

twerd · « **Reply #43 on:** March 15, 2010, 09:53:48 PM »

uffie's hotter and her music is slightly better, but they're still both really really shitty artists.

PLUS uffie's google images search turns up titties, so bonus points right there

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:15:59 PM »

I don't know wtf this Uffie person is. Post sfw pix plz.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #45 on:** March 15, 2010, 11:56:27 PM »

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #46 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:10:46 AM »

They both look like they do way too much blow.

PS Uffie will be at Summer Sonic '10! I see you J-bore!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #47 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:13:44 AM »

Nah Uffie actually looks healthy even when she's trying to look slum it.

cool breeze · « **Reply #48 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:17:50 AM »

kemoneysignsha looks like brian peppers if they pulled him out like stretch armstrong and threw on a wig

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #49 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 16, 2010, 12:13:44 AM

Nah Uffie actually looks healthy even when she's trying to look slum it.

Uh...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:50:49 AM »

Yeah to me that's a girl having a good time but not being totally trashed.

Oh the photos I'm talking about are more the promo\fashion ones which are not sfw.

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2010, 02:04:48 AM »

Never heard Tik Tok until... 2 minutes ago.

Gaga annihilates this scrub. At least, if Kesha isnt actually a joke persona

Ichirou · « **Reply #52 on:** March 16, 2010, 02:10:29 AM »

[youtube=560,345]Kye1X5PJBIo[/youtube]

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2010, 12:48:55 AM »

Meh, Ke$ha and Uffie are excruciatingly bad. It's like determining different tiers of shit: regardless of whether one or the other is dog shit or horse shit, both are shit regardless.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2010, 03:36:50 AM »

I like her explanation for the dollar sign in her name.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** March 17, 2010, 04:29:32 AM »

she's so edgy! my inner 15yo girl self is impressed

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #56 on:** March 17, 2010, 04:38:32 AM »

It all made sense when she was like, 'My mother just wanted to have a baby'.

Third · « **Reply #57 on:** March 17, 2010, 11:56:53 AM »

I hate everything about her.

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Author Topic: So Ke$ha...what is the story here? (Read 3035 times)