What a fucking surprise that there's a bunch of sun-hating shut-ins on Evilbore.
Anyways, I went to get Carls Jr. this weekend - decided I was going to finally end it all and get one of those Breakfast Burgers. I start to give the dude my order, but he cuts me off with a sad "sorry sir, we stop serving breakfast at 10:30". I actually got upset (surprises galore) and said "man it's only 10:15" but he corrected me with a "sir, it's daylight savings time! It's 11:15!" And then the whole store erupted with laughter, topped off by a little kid kicking me in the balls. True story.