Author Topic: my night (Read 2039 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** March 17, 2010, 08:22:04 PM »

already 4 in

happy saint patty's day yall

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:32:37 PM »

Knew you'd come back with your scarf between your legs, buddy.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:34:05 PM »

scarfs are gone himumummumumumumumumumu

its 70 degrees here in nashville, I'm naked in my apartment

with a scarf wrpped around mah dick

Bildi · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:35:17 PM »

So are you celebrating St Patty's or trying to forget you were banned from gaf?

Or both?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:37:14 PM »

It doesn't have a vag engulfing it to warm it up.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:38:11 PM »

true dat, double true

DeathNote · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:39:10 PM »

when's the last time it had a vag?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:40:36 PM »

I'md under NDA, sprry

DeathNote · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:42:05 PM »

keeping a lubed up flesh light on it might be more comfy

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:51:41 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 17, 2010, 08:46:02 PM

Do hipsters have sex with emotionless staring in the distant faces?

They have sex ironically.

Solo · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:52:04 PM »

Do they have sex?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:57:27 PM »

No, because that way there is an incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs, thus irony is created. People expect heterosexual couples to have sex, but hipsters are too damn ironic for that.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:11:23 PM »

I have sex with cajole

the plot thickens

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:14:56 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 17, 2010, 09:11:23 PM

I have sex with cajole

the plot thickens

See, he's not gay, so it's ironic that he would have sex with a man. A lot.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:17:23 PM »

at least I don't have AIDS, kosma

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:22:06 PM »

The Irish places in Seattle been packed since early this morning, so we're going to the neighborhood Mexican restaurant. It's become an annual tradition.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:22:46 PM »

goddamit that's fucking perfect.

this thread desaerves to be locked because of how perfect it turned out

wilco, you know what you must do

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:23:24 PM »

Back with a vengeance.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:23:49 PM »

don't call it a comeback

Solo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:25:20 PM »

How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:25:29 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 17, 2010, 09:17:23 PM

at least I don't have AIDS, kosma

More played out than the jeir-curl.

etiolate · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 17, 2010, 09:06:19 PM

Not to mention having sex with a scarf around your dick is impossible I think.

I've seen some porn that disagrees with you.

DeathNote · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:25:20 PM

How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.

at least it's not months

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:31:54 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 17, 2010, 09:25:52 PM

Quote from: Kosma on March 17, 2010, 09:06:19 PM
Not to mention having sex with a scarf around your dick is impossible I think.

I've seen some porn that disagrees with you.

Link pls.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:32:11 PM »

two months for posting moobs

NOT for narcissism, solo

Solo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:32:41 PM »

I know the score, DeathByNarcissism!

Quote from: DeathNote on March 17, 2010, 09:26:45 PM

Quote from: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.
at least it's not months

Did you get banned too or something?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:36:22 PM »

I love you solo, let us create a film together

bout james bond

and tits

Solo · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:37:48 PM »

Thats every Bond movie!

DeathNote · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:38:58 PM »

Quote from: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:32:41 PM

I know the score, DeathByNarcissism!

Quote from: DeathNote on March 17, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
Quote from: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.
at least it's not months

Did you get banned too or something?

nah. just popped in ova hurr.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:39:10 PM »

but like, big tits

bigger than plenty o'toole tits

tits with nipples

Nipple Galore as the female lead

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:39:17 PM »

someone's sister is gonna get gaped tonight

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:39:44 PM »

Spread dem' cheeks, BrandNew

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 17, 2010, 09:39:17 PM

someone's sister is gonna get gaped tonight

Solo · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 17, 2010, 09:39:17 PM

someone's sister is gonna get gaped tonight

Maurice has a sister?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:41:51 PM »

Why the indecision prole?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:42:32 PM »

prole, none of that

Solo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 17, 2010, 09:41:51 PM

Why the indecision prole?

I saw creampie too

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:43:35 PM »

zero hero, because i realized i didn't know what a creampie actually WAS, and i hesitate to expose my lack of porn knowledge on a forum packed with experts :'(

etiolate · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:44:36 PM »

I think a creampie is just the ejaculate being visible on the outside of the vagina.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:46:22 PM »

booooooring

Solo · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:47:04 PM »

Shoulda said "someone's sister is getting a Cleveland steamer tonight"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:47:18 PM »

I was going to make a moonpie joke, thinking its some sort of hilarious new but obvious term that has never been used but Urban Dictionary already knew whatsup

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:47:46 PM »

I'm gonna have a pie now, thanks guys

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:48:06 PM »

Hooooooooooooooot creampies

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:48:57 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 17, 2010, 09:47:46 PM

I'm gonna have a pie now, thanks guys

a slice of the ol' family recipe, i'm assuming

spoiler (click to show/hide)

is it cherry

[close]

Raban · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:50:08 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 17, 2010, 08:51:41 PM

Quote from: Kosma on March 17, 2010, 08:46:02 PM
Do hipsters have sex with emotionless staring in the distant faces?

They have sex ironically.

POTY nominee right here

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:10:26 PM »

nope, oreo pie

cheap college students ftw

etiolate · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:12:51 PM »

black irish doesn't make for oreo pie

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2010, 01:52:10 AM »

wait who am i fucking?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:36:04 AM »

That's not a picture of your sister.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:42:14 AM »

What the hell is going on in here?

I got some moneys yesterday, spent on beer and cheer, had a fun time with some lovely people, hit the scale this morning and now regret all the beer (but not the cheer). $:-\$

tiesto · « **Reply #50 on:** March 18, 2010, 12:20:47 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 10:42:14 AM

What the hell is going on in here?

I got some moneys yesterday, spent on beer and cheer, had a fun time with some lovely people, hit the scale this morning and now regret all the beer (but not the cheer). $:-\$

Heh, apparently my gym is doing a special where if a non-member brings in a bar receipt today (day after St Pat's), they get free access to the gym for the whole day. Specifically for those who partied a bit too much on St Pats.

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Author Topic: my night (Read 2039 times)