I skipped yet another night of sleep to finish my last essay and as soon as I handed in those ten Red Bull fuelled pages of mediocrity I left for anglo Canada.
So I was sitting in my train seat with my eyes closed for a long while as I listened to a mix or Rilo Kiley and the Beatles. When I finally opened them I was looking right at a rather largely endowed man throat fuck a blonde girl. Turns out the Middle Eastern fatass next to me was looking at pr0n on his laptop while he thought I was asleep. Have people no shame.

I don't even like flipping through a Maxim in public...