Author Topic: Who is your FAVORITE JEW? (Read 3630 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #60 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:30:41 AM »

I was always attracted to Jewish girls in high school, but they're not down with dating outside of the tribe generally, and when your name is as frightening as mine is to them it's definitely not gonna happen.

Tieno · « **Reply #61 on:** March 19, 2010, 05:38:16 AM »

How do you tell when someone's jewish? I mean, you can guess it with some groups on facial features alone, but others...it's more difficult.

Raban · « **Reply #62 on:** March 19, 2010, 05:38:31 AM »

I would convert for a attractive Jewish woman. I always wanted a religion

Quote from: Tieno on March 19, 2010, 05:38:16 AM

How do you tell when someone's jewish? I mean, you can guess it with some groups on facial features alone, but others...it's more difficult.

It's in the schwartz!

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #63 on:** March 19, 2010, 06:20:09 AM »

My favorite is Sy Ableman. He is a serious man

demi · « **Reply #64 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:00:31 AM »

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #65 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:02:41 AM »

demi · « **Reply #66 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:09:45 AM »

yuck. grow up malek.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #67 on:** March 19, 2010, 08:38:46 AM »

I always wanted to say Adam Corrola, but I found out recently only one of his step grandfathers was jewish. He's just italian :'(

I HAVE NO JEW!

Powerslave · « **Reply #68 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:17:48 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 19, 2010, 04:30:41 AM

I was always attracted to Jewish girls in high school, but they're not down with dating outside of the tribe generally, and when your face is as frightening as mine is to them it's definitely not gonna happen.

corrected to prevent misunderstanding

tiesto · « **Reply #69 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 19, 2010, 05:46:52 AM

The jewish girl I had sex with.

Quote from: Tieno on March 19, 2010, 05:38:16 AM
How do you tell when someone's jewish? I mean, you can guess it with some groups on facial features alone, but others...it's more difficult.

Their name for one. There are many jews in the US Tieno, its not like here were they are all dead.

Spielberg
Seinfeld
Trachtenberg
Goldman
Levistein
Federman

see a pattern?

Depends on where you go in the US, there are a lot in Cali, south Florida, and of course NY... but not nearly as many in Middle America. Also, I noticed a lot of Jewish kids have names like Jeremy and Joshua (or other old testament biblical names).

tiesto · « **Reply #70 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:32:48 PM »

He's a bit of a dick, but I love the music he makes:

Raban · « **Reply #71 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 19, 2010, 08:02:41 AM

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She's jewish? Goddamn, this is way too hard to decide.

etiolate · « **Reply #72 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:32:05 PM »

would make sense

Ichirou · « **Reply #73 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 19, 2010, 07:07:23 PM

Maus is jewish? :'(

...what the fuck?

tiesto · « **Reply #74 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:14:44 PM »

Also, music-wise... Guy J, Guy Gerber and Chaim (all from Israel). And Seth Troxler claims he's Jewish (on his FB page), even though he looks black (possibly multiracial).

bork · « **Reply #75 on:** March 20, 2010, 05:13:34 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 20, 2010, 04:57:08 PM

I ment Deadmau5 ofcourse.

Quote from: Ichirou on March 19, 2010, 11:40:05 PM
Quote from: Kosma on March 19, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Maus is jewish? :'(

...what the fuck?

What?

What do you mean, "what?"

Powerslave · « **Reply #76 on:** March 20, 2010, 05:17:59 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on March 20, 2010, 05:13:34 PM

Quote from: Kosma on March 20, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
I ment Deadmau5 ofcourse.

Quote from: Ichirou on March 19, 2010, 11:40:05 PM
Quote from: Kosma on March 19, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Maus is jewish? :'(

...what the fuck?

What?

What do you mean, "what?"

Veidt · « **Reply #77 on:** March 20, 2010, 06:45:28 PM »

JJ Abrams.

Raban · « **Reply #78 on:** March 20, 2010, 07:51:26 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 20, 2010, 05:17:59 PM

Quote from: Good Day Sir on March 20, 2010, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: Kosma on March 20, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
I ment Deadmau5 ofcourse.

Quote from: Ichirou on March 19, 2010, 11:40:05 PM
Quote from: Kosma on March 19, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Maus is jewish? :'(

...what the fuck?

What?

What do you mean, "what?"

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bork · « **Reply #79 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:34:35 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 20, 2010, 06:21:37 PM

I really don't get it Lyte.

You know, you said "Maus is Jewish?" and then posted the cry emoticon. :'( Why?

bork · « **Reply #80 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:21:53 AM »

And now is the time when this picture should be used.

Still doesn't answer the question!

bork · « **Reply #81 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:25:14 AM »

bork · « **Reply #82 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:30:04 AM »

This still doesn't explain "Maus is Jewish? :'("

bork · « **Reply #83 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:52:05 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 22, 2010, 06:37:49 AM

I was just kidding mayne

Kosma is a Jew-hating Super Jew. :'(

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Author Topic: Who is your FAVORITE JEW? (Read 3630 times)