Author Topic: Who is your FAVORITE JEW? (Read 3629 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** March 18, 2010, 09:51:31 PM »

I choose you, Hannah Arendt!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:52:17 PM »

Larry David

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:52:34 PM »

Bob Saget.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:53:13 PM »

fuck it Larry David's my favorite too. Sorry Hannah.

etiolate · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:53:47 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:54:01 PM »

Winona Ryder's rack

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:58:04 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 18, 2010, 09:54:01 PM

Winona Ryder's rack

You take the right nipple, I'll take the left.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:01:03 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:01:37 PM »

Some people say that Ebenezer Scrooge is. Well he's not, but guess who is? ALL THREE STOOGES.

etiolate · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 18, 2010, 09:58:04 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 18, 2010, 09:54:01 PM
Winona Ryder's rack

You take the right nipple, I'll take the left.

and somewhere in between she's stuffed a purse

Powerslave · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:03:18 PM »

Willco

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:04:17 PM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:09:20 PM »

Down with the King bitches!

Solo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:10:35 PM »

Spielberg circa 1975-1995

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:11:21 PM »

I gotta say Spielberg. He the man.

ManaByte · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:14:58 PM »

Tie between Spielberg and Mel Brooks.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:16:10 PM »

Joseph Heller and Woody Allen, can't decide brain aneurysm

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:17:09 PM »

Mr. Goldsteinbergman

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:17:12 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:17:16 PM »

seriously, you all fail

and most of all

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:20:29 PM »

Mel Brooks is NOT FUNNY. Probably the least funny Jew in the business.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:20:43 PM »

Cajole and Chipopo win.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 18, 2010, 09:54:01 PM

Winona Ryder's rack

Actually, I think I have to change my vote.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:27:02 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 18, 2010, 10:24:44 PM

Seinfeld is my favorite tv show ever, so I might go with Jerry Seinfeld. I dig his standup as well.

I think it's pretty obvious nowadays who was more responsible for <em>Seinfeld</em> being awesome, considering what Jerry Seinfeld has done since. The Marriage Ref and Bee Movie vs Curb Your Enthusiasm...hmmmm

Moran · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:29:50 PM »

It can only be Larry David.

Yup Seinfeld would be nothing without David, Mel Brooks has never made me laugh as much as Seinfeld and Curb have either.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:31:43 PM »

Larry David has only gotten MORE AWESOME with age, like a fine Manischewitz Wine.

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:31:49 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 18, 2010, 10:17:09 PM

Mr. Goldsteinbergman

hehehejejhe

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:32:51 PM »

groucho marx

and

woody allen

then

mel brooks

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:35:39 PM »

Ayn Rand a better comedian than anybody listed so far

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:37:02 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 18, 2010, 10:35:21 PM

I never got into CYE, should really give it a try.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 18, 2010, 10:35:39 PM

Ayn Rand a better comedian than anybody listed so far

And the creative inspiration behind one of the greatest games of this gen.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:46:51 PM »

Not to mention one of Evilbores best threads!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:49:51 PM »

Jews are just funny in general.

God's chosen people?

Then how come they can't eat pepperoni and bacon?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:51:28 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 18, 2010, 10:46:51 PM

Not to mention one of Evilbores best threads!

and one of Evilbore's worst posters!

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 18, 2010, 10:49:51 PM

Jews are just funny in general.

God's chosen people?

Then how come they can't eat pepperoni and bacon?

Willco eats pork.

BlackMage · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:52:24 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 18, 2010, 10:51:50 PM

Willco eats pork.

obviously

Positive Touch · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:56:17 PM »

special nods to my girlfriend

and that badass nazi hunter dude

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:57:55 PM »

Thanks, Smooth

When I visited my grandparents the other week, I was downright depressed to learn they still kept kosher. No meat and dairy is totally lame, moreso than pork. Kosher was pretty awesome back in the day, for sanitary reasons - but it's totally useless nowadays.

bork · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:59:01 PM »

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bork · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:00:07 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 10:57:55 PM

Thanks, Smooth

When I visited my grandparents the other week, I was downright depressed to learn they still kept kosher. No meat and dairy is totally lame, moreso than pork. Kosher was pretty awesome back in the day, for sanitary reasons - but it's totally useless nowadays.

In my immediate family, only my mother keeps kosher. The rest of us eat pork, shellfish, and all that good stuff like it's going out of style.

tiesto · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:04:10 PM »

Michelle Trachtenberg for the sexay:

Barry Egan · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:11:22 PM »

my friend says Michelle Tranchtenberg is a real bitch. Super hot though.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:12:52 PM »

my friend says your friend is being a real bitch to Michelle Tranchtenberg

Raban · « **Reply #43 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:14:58 PM »

Any answer that isn't Larry David is the wrong answer.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:15:19 PM »

I was as disappointed as anyone man. Harriet the Spy was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:19:23 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 18, 2010, 11:11:22 PM

my friend says Michelle Tranchtenberg is a real bitch. Super hot though.

She has nice boobies.

Bocsius · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:21:12 PM »

Jesus.

But if you're going to want somebody you can touch in the flesh (although if you tried, you'd probably be arrested for some form of assault), I guess it would be Seinfeld.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:21:54 PM »

Jesus is in the Eucharist!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:54:48 PM »

Howard Stern 1992-1999

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2010, 12:59:11 AM »

hmm. not sure

Donono · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:01:08 AM »

The Iron Sheik.

Feel free to tell him I said that too.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:08:55 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 19, 2010, 12:59:11 AM

hmm. not sure

haha.

Diunx · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:58:50 AM »

Larry David.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #53 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:07:23 AM »

Ginger Blaze.

Mandark · « **Reply #54 on:** March 19, 2010, 03:00:49 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 18, 2010, 10:32:51 PM

groucho marx

and

woody allen

then

mel brooks

You've got no idea. In the past, when I've tried to explain being culturally American Jewish without being religious, I'd recite that exact list (in lieu of Abraham, Jacob, and Moses).

For my family and a bunch of others, that stuff was mandatory viewing.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #55 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:19:19 AM »

It's tough to choose. David Cross is a pretty awesome Jew, tho. He dressed up like a Nazi in a Gondry short film, too, so he might have been kicked out of the tribe.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:22:02 AM »

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Raban · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:22:35 AM »

Sacha is pretty good, but not better than LD.

Raban · « **Reply #58 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:24:53 AM »

Oh yeah, I like this jew a lot too
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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:29:09 AM »

I've got an old Jewish neighbor who's kinda cool, I'll pick him. I rent stuff out the school library for him, mainly movies (Band of Brothers most recently). He bought me a small pizza once

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Author Topic: Who is your FAVORITE JEW? (Read 3629 times)