Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away

[GilloD]

Better than Boris' thread. Let me show you: The populatipon of Lebanon PA is 24,461 peepz. I am not tht drunk, but I am being honest.

[Ichirou]

Fucking Christ, another one of these fucking threads.

[brawndolicious]

So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?

Alcohol inhibits one of those things but lowers the inhibitions for the other thing.

GILLOD, would you sacrifice ONE INCH of your manhood in order to not be a teetotaler?

[GilloD]

So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?

I had sex onc elast night and twice this AM.

NEXT.

[GilloD]

So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?

Alcohol inhibits one of those things but lowers the inhibitions for the other thing.

GILLOD, would you sacrifice ONE INCH of your manhood in order to not be a teetotaler?

No.

NEXT

[MCD]

YOU LIKE MEN

[GilloD]

YOU LIKE MEN

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Although I ocne kissed aguy tos teal his girlfriend and I did just that

[GilloD]

So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?

I had sex onc elast night and twice this AM.

NEXT.

How was he?

ZING.

With my wife who is pretty hot and has big boobs

NEXT

[brawndolicious]

Would you give up your foreskin for alcohol?

If you believe you would, would you perform the circumcision yourself in order to not be drunk all the time?  So either you're sober but you have an anteater or you're drunk as you want but with some unusual scarring.

[Ichirou]

How does your wife feel about having married an alcoholic who inflicts these shit threads on us like once a week?

[GilloD]

How does your wife feel about having married an alcoholic who inflicts these shit threads on us like once a week?

She is mighty pleased by my gigantic penis. The rest, they say, is noise.

[Barry Egan]

what has been your favorite Korean meal?

[Ichirou]

How does your wife feel about having married an alcoholic who inflicts these shit threads on us like once a week?

She is mighty pleased by my gigantic penis. The rest, they say, is noise.

Much like all your drunk threads.

[GilloD]

what has been your favorite Korean meal?

Kimchi Jigae. So good.

[GilloD]

ATTENTION: As per special request, this will be the FINAL drunk thread of the Quarter. If you have any special questions, please ask them now.

[Green Shinobi]

what has been your favorite Korean meal?

Kimchi Jigae. So good.

Of all the foods in Korea, your favorite is fucking kimchi jigae?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Fucking Christ, another one of these fucking threads.

I agree.  Maybe someone should create a general drunk thread and just pile these inane threads into it whenever they are made.

[GilloD]

what has been your favorite Korean meal?

Kimchi Jigae. So good.

Of all the foods in Korea, your favorite is fucking kimchi jigae?

Yes. I eat it everywhere. I am trying to find the best.

[Powerslave]

Have you ever noticed your name was an anagram of 'ill dog'?

[tiesto]

What do you think of people who spell Korea with a "C"?

http://www.goldsea.com/Air/Issues/Corea/corea.html

[Human Snorenado]

Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

Also, a big at all the people whining about drunk threads.  STFU.

[Barry Egan]

Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

yaёre is th milf fork mob

[Barry Egan]

I added the "th" for effect.

[CajoleJuice]

Fucking Christ, another one of these fucking threads.

I agree.  Maybe someone should create a general drunk thread and just pile these inane threads into it whenever they are made.

I just post in the log thread when I'm drunk at all.

[Ichirou]

Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

Also, a big at all the people whining about drunk threads.  STFU.

No, you.

[Powerslave]

Have you ever noticed your name was an anagram of 'ill dog'?

Have you ever noticed yours is an anagram for rape wolves? 

lol

[Fresh Prince]

It seems that the married guys are the ones who are drunk and stuck on the internet

[Mr. Gundam]

Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

Also, a big at all the people whining about drunk threads.  STFU.

No, you.

So no getting drunk and then posting on EB while I'm over there?

[Ichirou]

It's not the drunk threads themselves, it's the fact that they seem to be made at a rate of one or two a week.

Just do what T EXP suggested and make a general drunk thread.

[Joe Molotov]

It's not the drunk threads themselves, it's the fact that they seem to be made at a rate of one or two a week.

Just do what T EXP suggested and make a general drunk thread.

They also never contribute anything useful (i.e. nude pics).

[drew]

has your chin ever deterred you from performing a criminal act? (ie a ski mask would be rendered useless in a bank robbery given your unique profile)

[OptimoPeach]

I'm super wasted and I can still type