I just found out my room is infested with ants

[bork]

2 summers ago i found i tick on my upper thigh when i was up at the lake taking a dump, i have no idea how it got there because i was wearing jeans all the time, i thought it was a scab at first

Back in elementary school  I had to go for a physical after our class spent the day hiking at a nature trail.  When I took my shirt off, a huge tick started crawling across my chest.  They said I turned white as a sheet.     The doctor used tweezers to get it off, but it hadn't bitten me.

[drew]

Really glad I don't go swimming in your lake.

i hadnt even gone swimming!

hell i havent gone for a dip in years

at night we all run around in the dark from cottage to cottage and party with people, then the occasional walk to the woods to smoke some pot

[Great Rumbler]

Know what's worse than ticks? Chiggers.

[Ichirou]

Know what's worse than ticks? Chiggers.

thatsracist.gif

[drew]

Mosquitos love me as well.

yes

YES

i can be at a campfire with 9 other people and im always the one who looks like kosma raped me in my sleep by the next morning

[The Sceneman]

I looked into my pants and started screaming, there was a 5 inch WETA* on my balls, rubbing its serated legs on them. I always check my undies for Wetas now.

How did you know it was 5"?

Our Joe hits another home run

[Raban]

yes

YES

i can be at a campfire with 9 other people and im always the one who looks like kosma raped me in my sleep by the next morning

Occam's razor?

oh kosma

[Great Rumbler]

Know what's worse than ticks? Chiggers.

thatsracist.gif

I knew that somebody would respond with that. 

[Ichirou]

I couldn't resist.  :'(

[Bildi]

I was just googling chigger to find out what they are and found this:

chigger: an offensive term for a chinese person who thinks they're black.

  I'm having an educational day.