Author Topic: who turned 30 today? (Read 3106 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** March 22, 2010, 06:12:59 PM »

fuck you if you didn't

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:14:04 PM »

I'm still living the dream, old man!

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Happy birthday, Eurotrash!

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Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:17:29 PM »

so when shall we start this fucking? Let's get on with it, oldie hawn.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:38:09 PM »

Is that why my back is so sore?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:44:32 PM »

So at what age does it get ridiculous being a hipster?

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:49:46 PM »

i never realized you were so old, old man

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:55:34 PM »

How far do your balls sag now?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:56:46 PM »

Once you reach 32 what will define you? Your house? Your children? Your job?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:00:52 PM »

Happy birthday man! Just in time for the death panels

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:15:48 PM »

Happy Bday, homey!

Turning 30 isn't that bad. While you'll increasingly have to deal with annoyances like arthritis, mortgages and impotency, you're also getting ever closer to the end.

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:16:00 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 22, 2010, 06:47:11 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 06:44:32 PM
So at what age does it get ridiculous being a hipster?
32

fuuuu

Rman · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:19:18 PM »

Congrats, Cohen! Have fun.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:20:18 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 22, 2010, 07:16:00 PM

fuuuu

Buy a house, have a child, throw yourself into work!

Bildi · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:36:59 PM »

30 is a good time to have a 1/3 life crisis. Unless you're an optimist in which case I'd hold off until 33 or 34.

T-Short · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:39:01 PM »

not until june, Genghis. come on over and we'll party

Eric P · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:40:11 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 07:20:18 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 22, 2010, 07:16:00 PM
fuuuu
Buy a house, have a child, throw yourself into work!

at these rates? this is crazy!

drew · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 06:44:32 PM

So at what age does it get ridiculous being a hipster?

30, you should also stop wearing shorts and sandals (except for on vacation) and doing drugs like coke

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:51:01 PM »

time for your death panel hearing

hint: you've been found guilty on 30 charges of FREEDOM IN THE FIRST DEGREE

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:54:40 PM »

I find you not guilty by reason of extreme coolness.

Congrats on 30, it's not bad. Only thing that I've felt in terms of aging is grey hairs (which suits my personality just fine, would like more) and some minor arthritis (which sucks, but oh well).

oh and

20's metabolism

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:01:42 PM »

Arthritis? At 30?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:02:24 PM »

No worries. Being 30 is meaningless when you dress like a timeless hipster.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:03:54 PM »

Or you could be like Saint Cornelius

Bebpo · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:51:59 PM »

That's pretty young for a millionaire wine specialist.

congrats!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:56:29 PM »

Happy Birthday old dude!

Still another year and a half before I join the 30-something club.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 08:01:42 PM

Arthritis? At 30?

thats nothing, i have a disease that lifetime cigarette smokers get usually in their 70s-80s, they dont even know whats going to happen to me in the long run (losing toes, feet, etc) because im one of if not THE youngest person to have it on record (at least in somewhat modern times), they usually just treat you for pain and tell you tips to avoid flareups and dont worry about curing you because its an old mans disease and theyre going to die naturally somewhat soon anyways, ive been to the cleveland clinic twice so its not like these are the words of some hack from my hometown doctor, right now my case is being used to educate medical students and the last doc i saw asked my permission to write about me in some publication

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:58:19 PM »

God is just punishing you for all the meth

drew · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:59:39 PM »

i have not done nor will i ever do meth, i know youre just joking, but i want that on record

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2010, 11:08:15 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 22, 2010, 10:24:11 PM

being 30 is awesome, welcome to club 30.

you say that like you're still 30.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:05:46 AM »

At least you're famous, drew!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:18:44 AM »

I remember turning 30 like half a decade ago.

muckhole · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:15:10 AM »

Happy Birthday, Cohen!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:25:37 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 22, 2010, 10:24:11 PM

being 30 is awesome, welcome to club 30.

Quote from: duckman2000 on March 23, 2010, 12:18:44 AM

I remember turning 30 like half a decade ago.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:37:13 AM »

31 very soon

Bildi · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:46:22 AM »

We have a lot of 30-somethings here. Hopefully we're all here when we're 40-somethings too.

Which I guess isn't too far off for our dear muckhole.

muckhole · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:10:30 AM »

3 more years until I break my hip in the shower. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:39:04 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on March 23, 2010, 02:10:30 AM

3 more years until I break my hip in the shower. :'(

Ask for one of those grippy plastic shower carpets for eb secret santa!

Bildi · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:45:47 AM »

I think you can also get wrist bands that make an emergency call if you suddenly go horizontal.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:06:06 AM »

Lets hope they are water proof!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 01:46:22 AM

We have a lot of 30-somethings here. Hopefully we're all here when we're 40-somethings too.

Which I guess isn't too far off for our dear muckhole.

By then Eel will be 60 and we can start planning for his cryogenic ceremony.

Bildi · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:55:08 AM »

Eel is so brave and selfless, testing the unknown for the rest of us.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:43:56 AM »

Quote from: drew on March 22, 2010, 08:57:31 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
Arthritis? At 30?

thats nothing, i have a disease that lifetime cigarette smokers get usually in their 70s-80s, they dont even know whats going to happen to me in the long run (losing toes, feet, etc) because im one of if not THE youngest person to have it on record (at least in somewhat modern times), they usually just treat you for pain and tell you tips to avoid flareups and dont worry about curing you because its an old mans disease and theyre going to die naturally somewhat soon anyways, ive been to the cleveland clinic twice so its not like these are the words of some hack from my hometown doctor, right now my case is being used to educate medical students and the last doc i saw asked my permission to write about me in some publication

did you know i was quoted by matt from ign?

Bildi · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:38:51 AM »

Looks like you've really bounced back from that low point, PD.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:35:27 PM »

Happy Birthday man!

I'm 5 years and 1 day older than you. :'(

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Author Topic: who turned 30 today? (Read 3106 times)