Author Topic: GameCrush - Play games with girls (for a price) (Read 3151 times)

ToxicAdam · « **on:** March 23, 2010, 12:46:20 AM »

Gleefully grifted from Gaf.

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html

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Would You Pay a Girl to Play Halo With You?

GameCrush lets you get flirty and dirty with gamer girls.
by Daemon Hatfield

March 22, 2010 - If you're an avid online gamer chances are you sign onto, say, Xbox Live most nights and jump into a game of Modern Warfare or Gears of War with either your friends or some random players. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the majority of gamers you encounter are dudes, and probably immature dudes at that. What if you could pay a bit of cash to play Modern Warfare with an attractive girl? Or maybe relax with a casual game of checkers while you video chat with said female? A new social service launching tomorrow, March 23, called GameCrush (www.GameCrush.com) is hoping there are gamers out there willing to pay for the opportunity to play with girls.

On GameCrush, guys are Players and girls are PlayDates. Players pay to play and PlayDates get paid to play. Guys can browse PlayDate profiles (there are currently around 1,200), view photos, and even chat with girls for free. Publicityhazard's turn ons include vibrating controllers, for instance, and is turned off by three red lights. Once you find a gal you fancy you send her a game invite and if she accepts you get six to ten minutes of one-on-one gaming time. PlayDates have the ability to block any guy they want for any reason. When the service launches tomorrow it will only support the Xbox 360 and a few casual games hosted on the GameCrush website, but there are plans to add PlayStation 3, Wii, and World of Warcraft support as soon as possible.

You must be 18 or over to create a GameCrush account -- it's being touted as the first social site for adult gamers. It's not an explicitly explicit service, but PlayDates set their gaming mood to either "flirty" or "dirty." What the two of you chat about is entirely up to you. Signing up is free, but you must purchase credits in order to get your game on. For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That's literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:48:04 AM »

Im actually surprised no one thought of this sooner! They are going to make a mint!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:32:58 AM »

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For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate.

OMG

I pity the poor lonely bastards that would actually pay nearly a dollar a minute just to play a video game with a girl.

Bildi · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:47:59 AM »

That's like $50.00 an hour. You could almost afford a real life girlfriend for that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:51:44 AM »

But wait, here's their pricing logic:

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GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up.

Noooo, you buy a girl a drink at a bar because you hope that it might lead to

That ain't gonna happen through your vidya console without some newfangled attachments.

Bildi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:58:15 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 23, 2010, 01:49:49 AM

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That's like $50.00 an hour. You could almost afford a real life girlfriend for that.

yeah, but she wouldn't like games :'( :'(

Except Wii!

muckhole · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:13:36 AM »

The last game I played with a girl was Champions of Norrath with my current gf. All she did was run around and steal all the damn loot while I killed everything.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:14:35 AM »

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1149&Itemid=56

Bildi · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:20:53 AM »

Woah, does she pay me for playing with her?

Quote from: muckhole on March 23, 2010, 02:13:36 AM

The last game I played with a girl was Champions of Norrath with my current gf. All she did was run around and steal all the damn loot while I killed everything.

I hope you're not blaming her for following her female instincts.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:24:49 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 02:20:53 AM

Quote from: muckhole on March 23, 2010, 02:13:36 AM
The last game I played with a girl was Champions of Norrath with my current gf. All she did was run around and steal all the damn loot while I killed everything.

I hope you're not blaming her for following her female instincts.

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 23, 2010, 02:14:35 AM

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1149&Itemid=56

holy shit $:-\$

pilonv1 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:24:57 AM »

Good thing IGN was able to spend so much time writing about an important event

pilonv1 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:35:18 AM »

ok this is funny

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PlayDates aren't on the GameCrush staff; they are like independent contractors. Any girl can sign up, so you're going to find a wide variety of gaming and flirting skills. These are (mostly) regular girls and they don't receive any sort of training on how to act or what to say. During an early demo of the service I played a couple casual games with PlayDate Ambibambi23. She was a nice girl (and totally kicked my ass in both pool and Battleship, btw) but her boyfriend was hanging out behind her and she made mention of him a couple times. Her game mood is set to "flirty," but there was zero flirting going on. I can imagine some guys might be disappointed if they paid to play with a girl, only to hear her go on and on about her boyfriend -- and even have to see the guy during a video chat. I gave Ambibambi23 high marks for her gaming skill but dinged her for her lack of flirtiness.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:37:24 AM »

one for demi

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=2037&Itemid=56

Bildi · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:41:03 AM »

Also, Ambibambi23 effectively gets paid to make other males feel like shit. What a smart bitch!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:56:47 AM »

thank god I have a girlfriend that loves to play games. And I don't pay nearly as much as I would via this service

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but I did have to turn over my soul to her

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:59:49 AM »

You should sign her up for free money

GilloD · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:21:41 AM »

Can we make a fake porfile and take turns playing it?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:04:10 AM »

This is almost like Japanese hostess clubs in terms of creepiness

originalz · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:49:04 AM »

There was once some oldass gaming social network site that was up, my friends and I made a female profile with pictures of some random Korean girl we found on google image. We didn't even seek people out, our inbox was full of shit after a few weeks. We strung them along, most of the guys were really sad, very negative and defensive about their life, how no one understood them or some shit, was everyone else's fault, that type of nonsense. After awhile we felt bad and shut down the account, god help any real girls that sign up for that shit.

Oh well, easy money to be made with this, and I'm sure we'll be hearing lots of entertaining stories in the meantime!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:58:28 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on March 23, 2010, 02:37:24 AM

one for demi

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=2037&Itemid=56

lmfao at the turn ons

bork · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:12:32 AM »

Quote from: originalz on March 23, 2010, 05:49:04 AM

There was once some oldass gaming social network site that was up, my friends and I made a female profile with pictures of some random Korean girl we found on google image. We didn't even seek people out, our inbox was full of shit after a few weeks. We strung them along, most of the guys were really sad, very negative and defensive about their life, how no one understood them or some shit, was everyone else's fault, that type of nonsense. After awhile we felt bad and shut down the account, god help any real girls that sign up for that shit.

Oh well, easy money to be made with this, and I'm sure we'll be hearing lots of entertaining stories in the meantime!

It wasn't Playfire, was it?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:36:21 AM »

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1149&Itemid=56

Only $8 for 10mins!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:41:42 AM »

Quote from: GilloD on March 23, 2010, 03:21:41 AM

Can we make a fake porfile and take turns playing it?

wait, you mean make a customer profile?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:10:52 AM »

Wig + low quality web cam = goldmine

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:14:18 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on March 23, 2010, 06:36:21 AM

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1149&Itemid=56

Only $8 for 10mins!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I would fuck her.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:16:39 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on March 23, 2010, 02:37:24 AM

one for demi

http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=2037&Itemid=56

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I would fuck him.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:17:55 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on March 23, 2010, 02:56:47 AM

thank god I have a girlfriend that loves to play games. And I don't pay nearly as much as I would via this service

spoiler (click to show/hide)
but I did have to turn over my soul to her
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Roxy doesnt exist

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:26:48 AM »

That bitch has a Norelco. You know she takes care of herself. I would love to slap my dick on her cuntlips.

Bildi · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:35:14 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2010, 06:41:42 AM

Quote from: GilloD on March 23, 2010, 03:21:41 AM
Can we make a fake porfile and take turns playing it?
wait, you mean make a customer profile?

I like to think he's suggesting we get our girly voices on.

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:48:35 AM »

Get FatalT in here!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:58:26 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2010, 06:41:42 AM

Quote from: GilloD on March 23, 2010, 03:21:41 AM
Can we make a fake porfile and take turns playing it?
wait, you mean make a customer profile?

Apparently there's like no screening process for people making "PlayDate" profiles, because WTF is crap like this?
http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1130&Itemid=56
http://join.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1893&Itemid=56

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2010, 09:52:32 AM »

Why oh why did I click on that nsfw link of the fatty? Totally ruined my morning $:-\$

originalz · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2010, 10:42:33 AM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on March 23, 2010, 06:12:32 AM

Quote from: originalz on March 23, 2010, 05:49:04 AM
There was once some oldass gaming social network site that was up, my friends and I made a female profile with pictures of some random Korean girl we found on google image. We didn't even seek people out, our inbox was full of shit after a few weeks. We strung them along, most of the guys were really sad, very negative and defensive about their life, how no one understood them or some shit, was everyone else's fault, that type of nonsense. After awhile we felt bad and shut down the account, god help any real girls that sign up for that shit.

Oh well, easy money to be made with this, and I'm sure we'll be hearing lots of entertaining stories in the meantime!

It wasn't Playfire, was it?

Nah, way before Playfire, it was during the Myspace craze days. I don't remember the name of the site, although the few (real) girls on there were very, very ugly. Hell, could still exist as far as I know, I kind of wish I remembered the name to see if our account still exists. There is a Japanese site called http://www.otakuma.net though! Only otaku allowed!

Other good times is when we found some PC software that changed your voice to sound like a woman. We used to play online games and talk using them, got some really great conversations that I wish we could have saved. Was even better when we played Guild Wars, we started mad drama with some shitty alliance that we belonged to. Tried to lead some guys on and off, ended up creating a really stupid love triangle between a guildmate (someone who was in on it) and some random guy from our alliance. That guy took it way too seriously, I eventually "decided" on the guildmate and even had a "wedding" in the alliance hall. The guy got really pissed off, like I had personally betrayed him, and it started a whole lot of nonsense that eventually had us kicked out of the alliance. Lots of good memories from playing Guild Wars!

The best part was that our guild leader actually was a girl, but she intentionally hid that fact from other people to avoid this sort of crap, heh.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2010, 11:25:05 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 23, 2010, 09:54:17 AM

just to clarify, if you spent this sort of cash in Japan you'd AT LEAST get your knob polished.

Japan STILL has the edge!

You can get a blowjob in Japan for eight dollars and change, American currency?

... That's way better than Starbucks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:49:36 PM »

None of those profile links load up for me. they all say that the page cannot be found wtf?

Tieno · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:08:14 PM »

same here, i want to play with girls

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:42:52 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 23, 2010, 09:54:17 AM

just to clarify, if you spent this sort of cash in Japan you'd AT LEAST get your knob polished.
Japan STILL has the edge!

At least, this method keeps our desperate outcasts out of the gene pool.

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:28:06 PM »

im emailing the stern show right now

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they probably wont give a shit :'(

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:40:28 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 23, 2010, 03:49:36 PM

None of those profile links load up for me. they all say that the page cannot be found wtf?

They worked earlier, GameCrush must have taken them down.

drew · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:41:10 PM »

the mainsite has a countdown to launch

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:24:32 PM »

I have a countdown to launch IN MY PANTS.

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:24:56 PM »

Joe, how much do I have to pay to play with you?

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:09:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 23, 2010, 01:51:44 AM

But wait, here's their pricing logic:

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GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up.

Noooo, you buy a girl a drink at a bar because you hope that it might lead to That ain't gonna happen through your vidya console without some newfangled attachments.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

News:

Author Topic: GameCrush - Play games with girls (for a price) (Read 3151 times)