Author Topic: What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care? (Read 2834 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** March 23, 2010, 12:32:37 PM »

Socialist health care! Yay!

Kevin Smith already responded to my question on Twitter.

ThatKevinSmith Via @wfederman "What elective surgery you going to get first w/new socialist health care" 3 more inches. Then I can brag about my 4 incher.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:37:57 PM »

where the fuck are the options for a mega man-style gun arm or some lazer eyes?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:39:28 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:56:41 PM »

I think the obvious choice is two penises. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Diunx · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:58:11 PM »

Definitely saving money for the abortions, you never know when you gonna need one.

MCD · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2010, 12:59:29 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 12:56:41 PM

I think the obvious choice is two penises. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Dual wield.

archie4208 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:03:35 PM »

Can Obamacare provide me with a dozen fetuses so I can drink their blood and gain immortality?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:06:37 PM »

Always bet on gold like nanny said.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:06:59 PM »

Lazers from muh eyez!

tehjaybo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:07:22 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 23, 2010, 01:04:38 PM

When I was younger I was definitely pro-abortion: if I knocked a girl up I'd expect her to get one and not ruin my life. As I get older not only do I not expect the girl to bend to my will, but I feel like I wouldn't want her to go through the stress of an abortion. Is this normal?

No, what the hell is wrong with you? The abortions are half of the fun.

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:10:14 PM »

Eye lasers, duh. Everything else (except for saving the money for drive-thru abortion) could fuck up everyday living. Eye lasers, however, can be used in any situation.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:14:29 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on March 23, 2010, 01:10:14 PM

Eye lasers, duh. Everything else (except for saving the money for drive-thru abortion) could fuck up everyday living. Eye lasers, however, can be used in any situation.

Two penises can be nothing but good, my good sir.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:42:09 PM »

where is the option for "math coprocessor" ?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:06:40 PM »

Asshole rejuvenation surgery

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:21:56 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 23, 2010, 01:04:38 PM

When I was younger I was definitely pro-abortion: if I knocked a girl up I'd expect her to get one and not ruin my life. As I get older not only do I not expect the girl to bend to my will, but I feel like I wouldn't want her to go through the stress of an abortion. Is this normal?

I had an ex get an abortion and she was so fucked in the head after. I couldn't wish that on anyone. I don't see how it can't fuck with you if you're a normal person.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:29:15 PM »

How about some surgery that will fairly pay doctors back for the work they've done?

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:31:15 PM »

Pfft.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:32:36 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 02:29:15 PM

How about some surgery that will fairly pay doctors back for the work they've done?

socializedmedicalschoolology? maybe in a few years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 02:29:15 PM

How about some surgery that will fairly pay doctors back for the work they've done?

smooth groove annihilated. ten years of school down the drain

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:20:03 PM »

:'( :'( :'( oh noes i wont be able to buy a yacht with all the unnecessary diagnostic tests i run on patients to artificially pad my bottom line :'( :'( :'( :'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:21:06 PM »

Now House M.D. will be able to work on middle class patients

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:22:56 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 03:20:03 PM

:'( :'( :'( oh noes i wont be able to buy a yacht with all the unnecessary diagnostic tests i run on patients to artificially pad my bottom line :'( :'( :'( :'(

yeah, all doctors do is order unnecessary diagnostic tests

Mandark · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:26:48 PM »

Yeah, cheap shot there.

They also anesthetize the hot patients so they can molest 'em.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:33:52 PM »

PD and I had planned a long time ago to film porn in the clinic during my off hours.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:35:46 PM »

Gonna get my balls gold plated. Then an abortion.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:10:59 PM »

I hear that under the new bill, after nine abortions I get the tenth free. Holla!

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:11:27 PM »

Gonna have to go with two penises.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:12:24 PM »

ass cheek implants

for tauntaun

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:18:58 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2010, 04:12:24 PM

ass cheek implants

for tauntaun

You should just get some grips implanted in there for him.

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:27:54 PM »

i'm going to get my head removed from my ass

Mandark · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:28:50 PM »

JayDubya makes the exact same joke several times despite not getting a laugh.

For extra credit, explain how this could be interpreted as an allegory for his approach to politics.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:38:32 PM »

Surgically implanted stomach

Willco's loss is my gain

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 03:33:52 PM

PD and I had planned a long time ago to film porn in the clinic during my off hours.

cuckold with me, the persian chick, and your sister

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:17:44 PM »

i am going to have my cock fixed with usb functionality so i can upload my jizz to your fat faces

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:21:13 PM »

Somebody has been watching Avatar

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:24:38 PM »

Where's the obvious option?

Everyone knows that all non-black men want to have a BBC.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:27:01 PM »

Are you done crying long enough to explain your avatar?

Eric P · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:53:40 PM »

actually i'm going to force some people to become a human centipede

Akala · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2010, 09:59:27 PM »

I voted two cocks, but I'd go with 'math coprocessor' in a heartbeat. goddamn would that be awesome.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2010, 11:34:38 PM »

Quote from: Akala on March 23, 2010, 09:59:27 PM

I voted two cocks, but I'd go with 'math coprocessor' in a heartbeat. goddamn would that be awesome.

What if you had a math coprocessor in the second cock?

lennedsay · « **Reply #40 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:17:27 AM »

Thought a few others would go with machine gun tits. Odd one out $:-\$

Groogrux · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM »

I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:45:22 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM

I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Lets do battle some day with our lazer eyes!...wait I'm Canadian

Groogrux · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:52:06 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2010, 01:45:22 AM

Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Lets do battle some day with our lazer eyes!...wait I'm Canadian

Does that mean the beams will come out crooked?

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:53:17 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM

I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Depends who its attached to. You seem like a good candidate. Saddle up

drew · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:57:13 AM »

i know "peg leg" was a joke option, but its noke a joke in my case $:-\$

lennedsay · « **Reply #46 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:02:04 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #47 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:58:18 PM »

Particle cannon like Vash?

Groogrux · « **Reply #48 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:07:31 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 24, 2010, 01:53:17 AM

Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Depends who its attached to. You seem like a good candidate. Saddle up

I haven't had the heart to come up with a real reply to this yet...

demi · « **Reply #49 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:09:50 PM »

It is ok to admit your faults.

Groogrux · « **Reply #50 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:29:28 AM »

Isn't two enough?

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:35:31 AM »

One is enough for me, hon.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:50:54 AM »

i'd get a second penis so i could effectively use arvie's second butthole

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #53 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:58:25 AM »

If I were to get a 2nd set of genitals, I'd rather have a vagina. I already know what male orgasm feels like, why not try something else?

Also, it'd be nice to have the vagina conveniently located in an area where I can easily sex myself.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:06:11 AM »

What if you got yourself pregnant?!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #55 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:11:10 AM »

I'll have the baby so that I can use its organs when I get old.

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:15:14 AM »

...I want a vagina now too.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:19:51 AM »

I just want a pair of nice tits, I'd sit around and play with them all day.

Groogrux · « **Reply #58 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 25, 2010, 02:19:51 AM

I just want a pair of nice tits, I'd sit around and play with them all day.

Then you'd shoot your damn fingers off, thus forgetting that they come with a free set of machine guns installed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:41:58 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 25, 2010, 01:58:25 AM

If I were to get a 2nd set of genitals, I'd rather have a vagina. I already know what male orgasm feels like, why not try something else?

Also, it'd be nice to have the vagina conveniently located in an area where I can easily sex myself.

sounds like you just want to try a bbc without being gay

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