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What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care?

silver jaw
4 (8%)
penis made of solid gold
4 (8%)
boobs that shoot machine gun rounds
1 (2%)
ass cheek implants
3 (6%)
tentacles for fingers
0 (0%)
two penises!
8 (16%)
peg leg
3 (6%)
saving federal moneys for drive-thru abortion
10 (20%)
eyes that shoot laser beams
8 (16%)
replace arm with chainsaw and/or particle cannon
9 (18%)

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Yeti

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Re: What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care?
« Reply #60 on: March 25, 2010, 03:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 25, 2010, 02:11:10 AM
I'll have the baby so that I can use its organs when I get old. 

You won't need to worry about that under obamacare, I'm sure there will be plenty of aborted fetuses and senior citizens who fail the death panels to fill all of our medical needs.
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chronovore

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Re: What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care?
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2010, 02:21:11 AM »
Quote from: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
I think the obvious choice is two penises.  Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Yeah, but thanks to a rider added by Barbara Boxer, a second penis "must be affixed to the chin."  :-\
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