EB Private message reform :bow

[Phoenix Dark]

more space for PMs

You would be surprised how real a post-op cheeseburger vagina is to the real thing.

I would never do porn, my body isn't for sale. I would actually like to become a comic book artist. It's one of the few things I could actually see myself doing for a living.

Do you get buffer from just playing ball?  I notice that my biceps have gotten bigger since I've been playing ball again. 

With regards to the anal question, I haven't heard that problem before.  Most of the problems have to do microbes spreading because tissue is torn where it shouldn't be.

[Ichirou]

These are all Junpei.

[BlueTsunami]

Junpei doesn't PM me anymore. I probably creep him out now. Just cause I'd eat that butthole don't mean you's gotta blank a brotha'.

[Beezy]

These are all Junpei.

except the 3rd one

[BlueTsunami]

I'm thinking the 3rd one is Himu. If anything, Junpei wants slender and petite

[MCD]

My body isn't for sale

THE BORE

[Ichirou]

Maybe fourth one is Smooth Groove?  It sounds like PD was acting for a doctor's advice.

[Phoenix Dark]

Okay, now you're being paranoid.  Do you honestly think I give a shit?  You're asking people to trust you, and I'm telling you why people on this forum have no reason to trust you.  People have (with no solicitation from me) told me how you've talked trash about me behind your back.

My point is that you're trying to give this impression of being someone that you're not.  You're asking people to trust you when you have a pretty long history of being untrustworthy.  You're trying to present this new persona as the real you when you have a history of making up joke characters and acting differently on different forums just for the fun of it.

I'm guessing you're thinking I'm riding your dick or being an asshole or something, and perhaps none of your peers (i.e., the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow squad) would tell you this.  But if you're honestly trying to reform, maybe you should stop talking about how you're a "new man", and just fucking do it and not talk about it.  And stop talking shit about people behind their back and making different 'net personas, and imitating Drinky, because it's stupid.

[Ichirou]

Pretty sure that one's me. The whole "You need to reform!" BS sounds like the type of shit I would have said two years ago.

[Himu]

that is totally corny

[Ichirou]

lol is that really how you've felt all this time? That I was totally destroyed? Poor thing, even after I tried to make my stance clear on you when we had that discussion you still didn't somehow get to know me a little better?
Let me make it clear to you then, I don't give a shit about nationalism or patriotism, and the Armenian genocide subject is just another subject to me. I don't give it too much thought and retracted whatever opinion I had on it. The point here is, you made a shitty and low move inbetween a regular forum trolling session. Don't get the idea that I feel attacked or 'annihilated' or whatever and PM'ed you because of it. This just makes something clear about your personality.

I'm not going to send you an angry pm. It's pretty clear at this point that I'm the only one who takes this shit seriously. Pretty sure it's time for me to take a break and maybe try to come back as a more relaxed poster in the future.

 

Queen's Blade has all kinds of characters appealing to all the various otaku stereotypes.  Most of the characters are drawn like the first one you posted.  Cattelya is the extreme humongoid-titty older "milf" character.  There's also some nun who does weird sexual yoga poses with similar bust.  But that's it.  Then on the opposite extreme side there's a couple of loli characters.  But most of them are just scantily clad women with big tits, and the game it comes from originally is a combat book with them in various poses getting their armor broken off.  It's pretty damn perverse but not anything hentai.  

I read super slow. But at the end I remember everything lol. Whereas I can watch a tv show and forget stuff by the end, hence Lost fans thinking I'm dumb  

[Smooth Groove]

WELCOME BACK MY FRIEND

I LOVE YOU

HERE'S SOME MARQUETTA JEWEL

http://www.t***8.com/latina/mami-culo-grande-marquetta-jewel-and-sophia-castello/55572/

http://www.t***8.com/latina/phatty-girl/49261/

http://www.t***8.com/latina/marquetta-jewel-pov/85094/

WELCOME BACK BUDDY

I put in asterisks to make it safe for work.  In case anyone is curious, it says tube.

Hint: It's actually not PD. 

[CajoleJuice]

hey, i sent you an invite to the box, a uk tv based torrent site

they have everything charlie brooker

[Smooth Groove]

hey, i sent you an invite to the box, a uk tv based torrent site

they have everything charlie brooker

Does it have HD material? 

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah. You want an invite?

[Smooth Groove]

Sure.  Hook me up.

[Himu]

WELCOME BACK MY FRIEND

I LOVE YOU

HERE'S SOME MARQUETTA JEWEL

http://www.t***8.com/latina/mami-culo-grande-marquetta-jewel-and-sophia-castello/55572/

http://www.t***8.com/latina/phatty-girl/49261/

http://www.t***8.com/latina/marquetta-jewel-pov/85094/

WELCOME BACK BUDDY

I put in asterisks to make it safe for work.  In case anyone is curious, it says tube.

Hint: It's actually not PD. 

I forgot I sent this, and thanks for the links it's been awhile.

[Barry Egan]

Yeah I'd totally suck PDs dick too if he let me

[Ichirou]

Junpei again?

[EmCeeGrammar]

I was diagnosed with mild ads as a child, too. I just don't use it as a distinguishing trait on the fuckin' internet!

45 seconds  Cry

Was she hot? I mean for 300 bucks you could have gotten a pretty pro.

I'm in a completely new apartment. I've never logged into my banned [...] account since being here, so I don't think there will be any problem, unless Willco or demi ratted me out. But I won't tell them about it, so I don't think it will come up.

Set the password as kobe0824

ahem

[Van Cruncheon]

see the perfect night with my Himu-chan as clear as I can hear her guttural grunts.  She would come in still wearing her school uniform, followed to the door by her translator.  I will sign a quick hello and goodbye to the translator and embrace my beautiful deaf loli hottie.  After the hug (during which I become visibly aroused) she backs up and playfully adjusts her glasses.  I take her to the local McDonalds for some high quality cuisine, no dollar menu tonight.  I even get the chicken selects instead of  the usual McNugget happy meal.  After dinner, we share a strawberry milkshake, and then I call my mom to come pick us up, since my car is in the shop.  When she asks us how the night has gone, I quickly get angry and yell at my mother for speaking infront of my Himu-chan, who cannot hear.  I practically hit her, but my Himu-chan calms me down with a soothing hand on my shoulder and a quick sign saying everything is okay.  I get visibly aroused again.  When we get back to my mother’s house, I take Himu-chan up to my room and she sits on the bed.  I glance nervously at the closet where I have hidden the love pillow with her likeness on it and walk over to close the door.  We spend the rest of our date holding hands watching closed-captioned animu muted so I can watch it like she does.  When her translator comes back, Himu-chan gives me a big hug and a quick kiss on the cheep.  I ejaculate in my pants at this intimate contact.  I vow to not shower until the next time she comes over so that she can remain with me.  I bid her farewell with a quick loving sign, and then go up stairs to masturbate vigorously thinking about her holding my hand.

[Himu]

tvc? You really cared?

 

[EmCeeGrammar]

Contest submissions are cheating.

[Beezy]

This thread got me to go through my PMS for the first time since I've been here. Some of these are from 2007.

(Image removed from quote.)

I want you to PM Verboten at GAF and tell her what a decent guy I'am.

Okay?

Good!

Make sure not to make it too cheesy or forced.

I  you beezy. You need a new name though

If you wanted to check it out we could meet up shnookums.  No homo. 

don't deny this cool white dude! j/k man, good luck finding something.  IF and that's a big if, you don't find what you're looking for, this amazin caucasian has got the goods! 


ps - u still mah boo

oh i was pissed at you. sorry 

I PMed people a lot when I first joined EB. I dunno why that changed.

[Mandark]

Any way to set it so the inbox is a list of links rather than all the messages in a thread?

[Diunx]

Yeah. You want an invite?

I want one too, Doctor Who in a week

I only have 20 PMs most of them are from Kosma.

[Diunx]

WELCOME BACK MY FRIEND

I LOVE YOU

HERE'S SOME MARQUETTA JEWEL

http://www.t***8.com/latina/mami-culo-grande-marquetta-jewel-and-sophia-castello/55572/

http://www.t***8.com/latina/phatty-girl/49261/

http://www.t***8.com/latina/marquetta-jewel-pov/85094/

WELCOME BACK BUDDY

I put in asterisks to make it safe for work.  In case anyone is curious, it says tube.

Hint: It's actually not PD. 

I forgot I sent this, and thanks for the links it's been awhile.

The last one is the only one working :'(

Thanks for the invite Cajole!

[Ichirou]

Yeah. You want an invite?

I want one too, Doctor Who in a week

I only have 20 PMs most of them are from Kosma.

Post them.

[demi]

Any way to set it so the inbox is a list of links rather than all the messages in a thread?

Mmmmmaybe, could be in SMF 2. Course I dont know that cause it's not out yet!

[bork]

Queen's Blade has all kinds of characters appealing to all the various otaku stereotypes.  Most of the characters are drawn like the first one you posted.  Cattelya is the extreme humongoid-titty older "milf" character.  There's also some nun who does weird sexual yoga poses with similar bust.  But that's it.  Then on the opposite extreme side there's a couple of loli characters.  But most of them are just scantily clad women with big tits, and the game it comes from originally is a combat book with them in various poses getting their armor broken off.  It's pretty damn perverse but not anything hentai.  

Hmmm...

...so, uh, could you point me towards any torrents for the anime?

[Eric P]

I really think that "What That Is (Babydaddy)" is a near perfect expression of the mid-to-late 90s Urban-American experience.

[elektrikluv]

He's still a virgin. Help him unlock that achievement.

[Flannel Boy]

[demi]

He's still a virgin. Help him unlock that achievement.

Thanks for posting this. Searching Database now to see who to ban

[MCD]

assuming direct control.

[Mupepe]

He's still a virgin. Help him unlock that achievement.

[Raban]

assuming direct control.

I love this meme

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Madrun Badrun]