Author Topic: HIT-GIRL, y'all distinguished black fellows better watch this (Read 3841 times)

Veidt · « **on:** March 27, 2010, 11:22:29 PM »

go watch this UK Bore. ( US Bore, you'll have to wait a few weeks)

If you like:

Spagetti westerns
Tarantino
Children of Men
British cinema in general
Comic books
great soundtracks
little girls
FPS games
Hate Michael Bay
Hate Avatar
love Adam West
you should watch this

tehjaybo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2010, 11:24:14 PM »

I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out.

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Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2010, 11:26:01 PM »

Can't wait!!! I hope it doesn't take like 4 fucking months to come out here.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2010, 11:26:49 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 27, 2010, 11:24:14 PM

I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out.

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Veidt · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2010, 11:27:31 PM »

click here to watch Matthew Vaughn take the mick out of Clash of the titans and AVATAR and talk about good films in general http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article7076014.ece

guys, PLEASE watch this film several times if possible. You will know why, after your initial viewing.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2010, 11:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 27, 2010, 11:26:49 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 27, 2010, 11:24:14 PM
I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out.

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D'oh. My bad.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2010, 11:56:04 PM »

fuck yeah, Hit-Girl. will definitely (download and) watch this.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:02:35 AM »

Wow, the girl who plays Hit-Girl is a fuck awful actress.

Veidt · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:10:48 AM »

you shut your whore mouth

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:13:53 AM »

She is like 10 dude, kids are awful at everything at that age.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:16:12 AM »

Haley Joel Osment, Jodie Foster, Tatum O'Neal, Anna Paquin and Dakota Fanning beg to differ.

Veidt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:17:04 AM »

he said kids
not whores

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:21:56 AM »

...what?

Veidt · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:23:10 AM »

example: Dakota fanning, oscar baiting

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:26:58 AM »

I just gave a list of good child actors to prove that not all 10 year old actors suck. I don't get your point at all.

They're good actors so they're whores?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:28:42 AM »

How old was Natalie Portman in Leon?

Veidt · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:29:18 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2010, 12:26:58 AM

I just gave a list of good child actors to prove that not all 10 year old actors suck. I don't get your point at all.

They're good actors so they're whores?

Chasing oscars does not make them good actors. Their whores for oscars, just like everyone else that's an oscar whore.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:32:39 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on March 28, 2010, 12:29:18 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2010, 12:26:58 AM
I just gave a list of good child actors to prove that not all 10 year old actors suck. I don't get your point at all.

They're good actors so they're whores?

Chasing oscars does not make them good actors. Their whores for oscars, just like everyone else that's an oscar whore.

O...k.

Veidt · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:38:34 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:44:20 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:55:05 AM »

joel Osment sucks, and the others are exceptions to the rule.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:57:08 AM »

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:59:22 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 27, 2010, 11:24:14 PM

I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I'm not seeing the appeal. Enjoy your pedo movie

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2010, 11:28:38 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 28, 2010, 12:28:42 AM

How old was Natalie Portman in Leon?

old enough

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2010, 11:37:33 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 28, 2010, 03:59:22 AM

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 27, 2010, 11:24:14 PM
I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I'm not seeing the appeal. Enjoy your pedo movie

The UK doesn't have a lot of stuff to be proud of, like us. They got James Bond, Harry Potter, and the Magna Carta (inspiration for the popular videogame), and that's pretty much it.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2010, 11:41:18 AM »

Hopefully gonna catch this tonight.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:46:20 PM »

Looks like something the shitty 90's comic generation would wank to.

Powerslave · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:52:20 PM »

I thought this thread was addressing me.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2010, 08:07:08 PM »

Film was awesome.

Veidt · « **Reply #29 on:** April 19, 2010, 06:40:22 PM »

y'all niccas better watch this.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #30 on:** April 19, 2010, 06:56:34 PM »

Film was pretty good.

however:

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the entire katie sidestory was almost completely pointless and wasted too much time. She doesn't even factor into the movies endgame at all. The only infulence she has is to get kick ass to the drug house and that could have easily been written a different way to exclude her.

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That said, the last 40 minutes or so (specifically the last two action sequences) where fantastic and made up for any of the films shortcomings.

8/10

Diunx · « **Reply #31 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:01:53 PM »

The movie is not coming out here anytime soon, :'( waiting for a good looking version to go up.

Veidt · « **Reply #32 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:04:24 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 19, 2010, 06:56:34 PM

Film was pretty good.

however:
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the entire katie sidestory was almost completely pointless and wasted too much time. She doesn't even factor into the movies endgame at all. The only infulence she has is to get kick ass to the drug house and that could have easily been written a different way to exclude her.
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That said, the last 40 minutes or so (specifically the last two action sequences) where fantastic and made up for any of the films shortcomings.

8/10

I agree completely.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #33 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:12:30 PM »

Was that the music from The Good The Bad and The Ugly at the end?

Veidt · « **Reply #34 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:15:04 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 19, 2010, 07:12:30 PM

Was that the music from The Good The Bad and The Ugly at the end?

Yessir, from "For a Few Dollars More" and a "Fistful of dollars " ( ( same theme if I recall correctly)).

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fucking gold.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:26:15 PM »

Pretty forgettable, albeit entertaining in spurts.

Veidt · « **Reply #36 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:30:57 PM »

To me. The second half of this film. Is what it would be like if Tarantino made a superhero flick.

Ichirou · « **Reply #37 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:33:10 PM »

spurts

Robo · « **Reply #38 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:34:52 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 07:26:15 PM

Pretty forgettable, albeit entertaining in spurts.

This, but particularly entertaining during the scenes with Nicolas Cage.

I was also pretty amused by how awful the film treats the main character --a delight for the anti-teenager set and the self-loathing nerds.

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I suppose they try to balance it out by giving him the girl in the end (iirc, in Millar's original story, after the chick finds out Kick-Ass isn't a distinguished effete fellow, SHE DOESN'T FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT, but instead gets a bunch of dudes to beat his ass).

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Veidt · « **Reply #39 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:36:13 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on April 19, 2010, 07:34:52 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 07:26:15 PM
Pretty forgettable, albeit entertaining in spurts.

This, but particularly entertaining during the scenes with Nicolas Cage.

I was also pretty amused by how awful the film treats the main character --a delight for the anti-teenager set and the self-loathing nerds.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I suppose they try to balance it out by giving him the girl in the end (iirc, in Millar's original story, after the chick finds out Kick-Ass isn't a distinguished effete fellow, SHE DOESN'T FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT, but instead gets a bunch of dudes to beat his ass).
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Actually, she sends a pic of her sucking a black man's dick and he jerks off to it in tears.
seriously.

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Robo · « **Reply #40 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:37:12 PM »

Man, that's a better joke than ANYTHING that made it to film. smh

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** April 19, 2010, 07:37:31 PM »

I saw that.

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** April 19, 2010, 08:46:49 PM »

Fun movie but not memorable or anything. Kick Ass himself brought the movie down. Nic Cage was top notch though. And worth seeing alone for the Hit Girl fights. But it is not something I am interesting in seeing again.

Donono · « **Reply #43 on:** April 19, 2010, 08:55:15 PM »

I saw the movie after only having watched the regular trailer and ended up hating the film (I don't read or care about comics).

It had some funny moments at first and then it just got really dark and sadistic. I thought it was supposed to be funny.

Cheebs · « **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2010, 09:04:34 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 19, 2010, 08:51:02 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 28, 2010, 02:46:20 PM
Looks like something the shitty 90's comic generation would wank to.

This is what I was going to post. Definite pass on even stealing this one, pedos.

There is a lot of that in the movie it sometimes goes way too far. The hot popular girl in high school would not say "those early Steve Ditko Spider-Man's are really good!" or talk about how much she loves Scott Pilgrim.

Bebpo · « **Reply #45 on:** April 19, 2010, 09:35:38 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on April 19, 2010, 07:36:13 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on April 19, 2010, 07:34:52 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 07:26:15 PM
Pretty forgettable, albeit entertaining in spurts.

This, but particularly entertaining during the scenes with Nicolas Cage.

I was also pretty amused by how awful the film treats the main character --a delight for the anti-teenager set and the self-loathing nerds.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I suppose they try to balance it out by giving him the girl in the end (iirc, in Millar's original story, after the chick finds out Kick-Ass isn't a distinguished effete fellow, SHE DOESN'T FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT, but instead gets a bunch of dudes to beat his ass).
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Actually, she sends a pic of her sucking a black man's dick and he jerks off to it in tears.
seriously.

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Yeah, that's absolutely distinguished mentally-challenged. Pretty much all the changes to the movie version were for the better. The comic tries so hard to be ANTI and step on your balls it's just kind of "alright, I get it already. This is lame", the movie turns it into something enjoyable that you walk out of the theater with a smile and your balls don't hurt.

The only bad part about the movie was the

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jetpack and that was because the CG was super terrible cheap and it looked like a shitty superhero movie

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Otherwise great film. 100x better than The Watchmen movie, and better than 3/4ths of the superhero movies and probably will be better than Iron Man 2.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #46 on:** April 19, 2010, 09:41:55 PM »

having a love interest it just stupid all together. instead of changing Katie's character she should have just been dropped. She contributed NOTHING to the movie but a bunch of groan inducing scenes. oh and we almost got to see her tits

Veidt · « **Reply #47 on:** April 20, 2010, 05:28:50 AM »

Bebpo, I agree. Iron Man was just shit. I don't think I'll watch IM 2 either. Will wait for dvd on that one.
Trailer got me hyped though, but then I just remembered its the same Iron Man Favrue or whatever did, but with more robotic suits.

I hope Iron Man flops *fingers crossed*.

Also agree with Fistful on this one. They should have cut out all the Katie shit. Useless.All the more reason for me to want a sequel about Hit-Girl.

Reb · « **Reply #48 on:** April 20, 2010, 05:34:36 AM »

Iron Man rocked

Cheebs · « **Reply #49 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:11:44 PM »

Iron Man 2 wont flop lol. It's tracking to do 160 mil opening weekend. It and Toy Story 3 will be the biggest movies this year, no doubt.

And I have ZERO hype for it at all. The first was fun thanks to Downey but not a great movie. The second looks way too over-loaded. There are like 3 bad guys instead of 1 and 3829842 sidekicks. All of these additions almost always ruin super hero movies, especially when the first one was entertaining only for Downey Jr and now there is like 100x the amount of characters to shuffle around.

Plus I have no faith in Marvel Studios. Their entire plan of rushing everything out fast as possible just to do the Avengers and have everything be inter-connected is bringing about the stuff I hate about comics and why I don't read them to the movies.

Veidt · « **Reply #50 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:16:54 PM »

ITT Cheebs reads my mind.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on April 20, 2010, 12:16:54 PM

ITT Cheebs reads my mind.

Veidt · « **Reply #52 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:42:26 PM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:53:31 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #54 on:** April 20, 2010, 02:56:43 PM »

Didn't read the rest of the thread, movie is awesome, 5/5.

Reb · « **Reply #55 on:** April 20, 2010, 04:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 20, 2010, 12:37:13 PM

Quote from: Veidt on April 20, 2010, 12:16:54 PM
ITT Cheebs reads my mind.

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Mouth full of cum?

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mouthfulofcum

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Veidt · « **Reply #56 on:** April 20, 2010, 04:20:32 PM »

Someone PLEASE. Make that my tag

Bloodwake · « **Reply #57 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:05:34 PM »

I sorta agree with Willco, but I enjoyed the film nonetheless. It definitely felt Tarantino inspired at the end of the film. Thumbs up for that.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #58 on:** April 20, 2010, 07:19:54 PM »

Iron Man II will rock. Screw the haters.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #59 on:** April 20, 2010, 07:35:11 PM »

I wanted to see this movie, but its not playing anywhere near me sadly.

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Author Topic: HIT-GIRL, y'all distinguished black fellows better watch this (Read 3841 times)