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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #180 on: March 30, 2010, 06:22:43 PM »
Drew, Corny probably knows your dealer. Lay low or he'll have yer shit laced with bleach 

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #181 on: March 30, 2010, 06:24:34 PM »
Drew, Corny probably knows your dealer. Lay low or he'll have yer shit laced with bleach 

I stick with that California state mandated shit. No more sketchy situations for me!

Besides Drew seems the type to trade blowjobs for skag at truck stops across the country. Never really been my thing.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #182 on: March 30, 2010, 06:25:04 PM »
no they both work in that sentence

you are wrong and i am right

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #183 on: March 30, 2010, 06:25:57 PM »
I am righter, so blow me.

Actually, don't. I'm in no hurry to get HIV.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #184 on: March 30, 2010, 06:26:56 PM »
leper both these fucking mouth breathers god they are annoying
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #185 on: March 30, 2010, 06:27:28 PM »
i am thinner than you

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #186 on: March 30, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »
The Corny Cycle begins again.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #187 on: March 30, 2010, 06:34:42 PM »
i am thinner than you

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leper both these fucking mouth breathers god they are annoying

or you could just use your ignore feature instead of crying about how annoying someone is.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #188 on: March 30, 2010, 06:36:19 PM »


or you could just use your ignore feature instead of crying about how annoying someone is.

no fuck dat nicca you need to PAY
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #189 on: March 30, 2010, 06:38:16 PM »
 >:(
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #190 on: March 30, 2010, 06:39:18 PM »
excellent retort!

at least i dont look like a leprechaun in a bowling team

Well, at least Corny isn't dying of some weird disease that is going to require his limbs to be amputated first.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #191 on: March 30, 2010, 06:41:07 PM »
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #192 on: March 30, 2010, 06:43:22 PM »
Well, at least Corny isn't dying of some weird disease that is going to require his limbs to be amputated first.

Wow Drew is going out like the Wayans brother in Requiem for a Dream? I should be nicer to that fhagurt.

PD that's some funny shit. I'm not... what the fuck is that guy doing? Did his finishing move get out of control or something?
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #193 on: March 30, 2010, 06:44:22 PM »
wait, ichirou was "president soetoro" confirmed? ugh.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #194 on: March 30, 2010, 06:44:58 PM »
wait, ichirou was "president soetoro" confirmed? ugh.

Quit trying to avoid your own Christian side-hug annihilation in the other thread, prole.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #195 on: March 30, 2010, 06:45:24 PM »
dude, i was annihilated! why should i hang around for the fallout!
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #196 on: March 30, 2010, 06:45:46 PM »
Who the fuck is president soetoro?
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #197 on: March 30, 2010, 06:46:27 PM »
some OA bullshit.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #198 on: March 30, 2010, 06:47:27 PM »
i kinda thought ichi was working past being butthurt on the internet, only to discover he's the very preznit of butthurt personal shenanigans, luige and hans aside. maybe he should try sidehugging more often.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #199 on: March 30, 2010, 06:47:30 PM »
here's the video Cornelius
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #200 on: March 30, 2010, 06:50:08 PM »
let's sidehug, nukka. jesus likes it this way
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #201 on: March 30, 2010, 06:51:00 PM »
Goddamn I wish I understood that shit! hahahahahahaha

That bald guy must've said something type ill about his moms or something to freak out THAT badly.

Best part though is after the whirlwind was completed, he just sits back down like eh, fuck it!  :dur
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #202 on: March 30, 2010, 08:10:12 PM »
Well, at least Corny isn't dying of some weird disease that is going to require his limbs to be amputated first.

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #203 on: March 30, 2010, 08:11:51 PM »
Goddamn I wish I understood that shit! hahahahahahaha

That bald guy must've said something type ill about his moms or something to freak out THAT badly.

Best part though is after the whirlwind was completed, he just sits back down like eh, fuck it!  :dur

From the comments, apparently the crazy guy was saying he could fly (it happened when he noticed he was hovering while riding a bus). So they were discussing it, and suddenly it "kicks in" and he flies.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 08:13:23 PM by demi »
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #204 on: March 30, 2010, 08:21:55 PM »
A little surprising how so many here followed the OA scene.  Prole, in particular.  I guess it was pretty obvious that Prole was full of shit when he complained about OA-like behavior.   How could anyone not find that stuff entertaining?

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #205 on: March 30, 2010, 08:22:32 PM »
i kinda thought ichi was working past being butthurt on the internet, only to discover he's the very preznit of butthurt personal shenanigans, luige and hans aside. maybe he should try sidehugging more often.

I have to admit I'm kind of surprised you're in the "Mupepe is a nice guy! Let bygones be bygones!" camp, considering your personality.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #206 on: March 30, 2010, 08:27:35 PM »
Ichirou is clearly more bank-hurt than he is butt-hurt

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #207 on: March 30, 2010, 08:30:00 PM »
I'm just surprised that a dode who has a grudge against the animu-loving folk who soil his beloved stats and crafting RPGs with their lolis and moe, and who is very, very VOCAL in voicing his complaints, begrudges me for calling out a guy who ripped me for $200.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #208 on: March 30, 2010, 08:30:15 PM »
My comprehension skills aren't very good around 3:00 am, buy are you guys deflecting atm? Because it sure seems like it.

What are you talking about?  Mupepe's a thief but I'm the butt-hurt one and deflecting? wtf?
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #209 on: March 30, 2010, 08:35:10 PM »
Prole did defend you though when Distantmantra was late with his payment.  Maybe he just got tired of you being robbed all the time?  It's like playing the same game all over again. 

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #210 on: March 30, 2010, 08:37:46 PM »
I guess I could understand that if I was shitting up every single thread I posted in complaining, but I didn't even start this thread.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #211 on: March 30, 2010, 08:37:59 PM »
whaaaaa big daddy prole isn't on my side  :bawl

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #212 on: March 30, 2010, 08:48:06 PM »
So you get smarter as Ichirou and PD fuck more women?   ???

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #213 on: March 30, 2010, 08:52:15 PM »
So you get smarter as Ichirou and PD fuck more women?   ???

:lol :lol :lol

ya wtf?

Green you know that 'X' is used for multiplication and '/' for division right?

 
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #214 on: March 30, 2010, 08:52:44 PM »
i kinda thought ichi was working past being butthurt on the internet, only to discover he's the very preznit of butthurt personal shenanigans, luige and hans aside. maybe he should try sidehugging more often.

I have to admit I'm kind of surprised you're in the "Mupepe is a nice guy! Let bygones be bygones!" camp, considering your personality.


no, if mupepe did rip you off, it's bullshit. i am complaining about you, like every other person with le bouef internet, using this forum as your venue for the justice of the butthurtened. do you want validation for your rage at mupepe? here goes: if he ripped you off, he's an ass. that's not my point. my point is GO LOOK FOR JUSTICE ELSEWHERE. clearly you are not nor will ever get it here. i am tired of butthurt drama infesting random threads from you fhagatrons.

and i hope you weren't soetoro, because that dude was nerd ragin' lame.

now leave me in my annihilation. as that bad-tempered bint cyanista used to say: GOSH.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 08:58:05 PM by Professor Prole »
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #215 on: March 30, 2010, 08:52:54 PM »
i carried a grudge for two years over $10 some guy owed me over a drug deal on a boat on the fourth of july (he sold me 6 vicodin for 30 dollars and i only had two twenties, he was suppossed to give me two norcos the next morning to make it even but he split in the am), never underestimate the power of being owed money
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #216 on: March 30, 2010, 08:56:03 PM »
hey jin, the sun is just setting here, what time is it there?

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #217 on: March 30, 2010, 09:04:09 PM »
someone please ether green shinobi already
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #218 on: March 30, 2010, 09:08:18 PM »
It's 3 am babe, I'm about to go to bed and dream about you.

dont stop im almost finished

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #219 on: March 30, 2010, 09:10:09 PM »
"Excuse me, who do you think you are?"
"The guy with the 160 IQ, thank you very much"

Ah, the Green Shinobi IQ formula.

If we let y represent the number of women PD has slept with and z represent the number of women Ichirou has slept with, then at all times, Green Shinobi's IQ will be equal to 160 X (y + z +1)

Cool story, bro.

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #220 on: March 30, 2010, 09:11:03 PM »
Prole did defend you though when Distantmantra was late with his payment.  Maybe he just got tired of you being robbed all the time?  It's like playing the same game all over again. 

nah, like i said, if mupepe didn't pay him -- i mean, seriously, we have two reports here and i am sure as fuck NOT interested in playing internet solomon -- then mupepe is being a total shithead. i don't know why ichi expects INTARWEB JUSTICE!!!!1111 here of all places, though, and i'd rather he face reality and drop it, because it's fuckin' annoying at this point. seriously, BEEF revolves around him in some kinda tight lunar orbit, and i can't believe *he* can't see that and consider the common factor.

rather, i was expressing my contempt for the "president soetoro" character on opa-ages and the personal bullshit that revolved around him. if ichi is him, then i'm pretty fuckin' disappointed, because i thought ichi was better than that. if not, no harm no foul!
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 09:13:05 PM by Professor Prole »
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #221 on: March 30, 2010, 09:21:01 PM »
If I had the chance I'd steal all ya'lls money.. uhh except for PD and Himuro cause they are my facebook friends  :heart
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« Reply #222 on: March 30, 2010, 09:21:43 PM »
If I had the chance I'd steal all ya'lls money.. uhh except for PD and Himuro cause they are my facebook friends  :heart
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« Reply #223 on: March 30, 2010, 09:27:40 PM »
If I had the chance I'd steal all ya'lls money.. uhh except for PD and Himuro cause they are my facebook friends  :heart
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #224 on: March 30, 2010, 09:28:34 PM »
My comprehension skills aren't very good around 3:00 am, buy are you guys deflecting atm? Because it sure seems like it.

What are you talking about?  Mupepe's a thief but I'm the butt-hurt one and deflecting? wtf?

I'm talking about Soteoro. Are you in any way affiliated with that shitstain?

My only joke account was bagofeyes.

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #225 on: March 30, 2010, 09:29:28 PM »
:bow Prole

Sorry for your loss Ichiro. You have every right to be pissed. I know I would be.

Let's try and move on while this thread gets TheBlackStallion is hysterical.

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #226 on: March 30, 2010, 09:33:51 PM »
Who the fuck cares?  It's OA bullshit, I thought Prole said he was above it and didn't pay attention to it.

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At this point I'm convinced most OA "characters" are just EB posters in disguise.  The Mr. Hyde to their EB Dr. Jekyll, as it were.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #227 on: March 30, 2010, 09:35:53 PM »
My comprehension skills aren't very good around 3:00 am, buy are you guys deflecting atm? Because it sure seems like it.

What are you talking about?  Mupepe's a thief but I'm the butt-hurt one and deflecting? wtf?

I'm talking about Soteoro. Are you in any way affiliated with that shitstain?

My only joke account was bagofeyes.

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What did this president character do?

From what I remember he was racist to the point of it being grotesque. 

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #228 on: March 30, 2010, 09:37:00 PM »
:teehee
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #229 on: March 30, 2010, 09:50:09 PM »
I don't understand joke characters.

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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #230 on: March 30, 2010, 09:52:47 PM »
That's because you are a joke character.

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« Reply #231 on: March 30, 2010, 09:54:07 PM »
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #232 on: March 30, 2010, 09:57:58 PM »
I was about to say: joke characters often don't understand joke characters.
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #233 on: March 30, 2010, 10:03:39 PM »
I was about to say: joke characters often don't understand joke characters.

yer a joke
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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #234 on: March 30, 2010, 10:06:52 PM »
GS, I haven't engaged in a single real film discussion since I got back here, so I don't know where you're getting that from.

You must have extrapolated all that from my non-film-related posts, thanks to that 160+ IQ of yours.

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« Reply #235 on: March 30, 2010, 10:15:08 PM »
At this point I'm convinced most OA "characters" are just EB posters in disguise.  The Mr. Hyde to their EB Dr. Jekyll, as it were.

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« Reply #236 on: March 30, 2010, 10:15:48 PM »
My only joke account was bagofeyes.

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« Reply #237 on: March 30, 2010, 10:16:45 PM »
I'm typing this with my feet.
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« Reply #238 on: March 30, 2010, 10:42:28 PM »
synbios? Really?


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Re: Hey Ichirou, remember when I said I'd pay you back?
« Reply #239 on: March 30, 2010, 10:59:34 PM »
Ichi, you're never going to get justice here, if that's what you're looking for.  You're never going to get it anywhere for that matter, because it really doesn't exist except maybe as a plot crutch in comic books for dudes wearing panties to wrestle around while strategically using their capes to hide mutual  erections.  Best to block him so you never have to see his posts except in quotes, and store this away as a lesson for future reference.  People online and in real life are going to fuck you every chance they get and not give a shit, then they're going to laugh about it, and unless you have the means to put yourself within arm's length of them there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.  If you're lucky you'll meet a few online who aren't like that.  For the most part, I'm lucky in that respect - my podcast partners are awesome, better in a lot of ways than my real-life friends (who only tend to show up at my doorstep when they want me to do something for them, I'm double-fucked there because I paint AND I own a truck).

When I first started my business I loaned my accountant (I thought I was going to make enough money to justify paying one $75 a month, hahahaha) $1200 for rent/bills,  because she called me up crying one night saying that her roommate/boyfriend had skipped town/written a bunch of bad checks/used her cards, pretty much wiping her out.   *GASP* PLOT TWIST!  Turns out she had a taste for the expensive kind of drugs, and she fucked off with my money and all my paperwork after hemming and hawing a couple weeks when asked about starting to pay me back.  I had to track her down through her sister, call her from a friend's house (caller ID), and make some vaguely thuggish threats just to get my paperwork mailed back to me.  Then I took her to small claims court, where she never showed up and I stood in front of a judge who told me something I already knew - I was never going to see that money again, that'll be cost of court please.  As the cherry on top of that Fuck You Sundae, I had a parking ticket waiting for me when I left the courthouse.  About a year or so later I saw her pulling out of a Circuit City parking lot, driving a nice new SUV while I was sputtering out in a 1978 Chevy van which had holes in the floorboard big enough to do the Flintstone brakes with.

I think about that $1200 from time to time, whenever I could really use it, like two weeks from now when I have to write a check I hope I can get enough money passed through the bank system to cover by the time it arrives.  But I'd say the lesson was a little bit worth the cost, because I've never made that much of a dumbass out of myself since then, and I've had plenty of opportunities to do so.  I don't even really remember what she looked like nowadays, just the lesson and the money.

Anyway, just a little friendly advice, remember the lesson and forget the teacher. You're just wasting time and energy which would be better spent elsewhere.
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