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Ichirou

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Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« on: March 29, 2010, 10:57:58 PM »
She has such a nice butt.

I want her to sit on my face, omg.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 10:59:23 PM »
No pics? leper Ichirou, super icon mupepe.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 10:59:48 PM »
would it be safe to say that she stole your heart? :teehee
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 11:01:00 PM »
Yeah, no pics.  Her face is just okay, but ESE CULO, omg.

She's walking behind me right now.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 11:02:17 PM »
close this shit.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 11:03:49 PM »
She speaks English, too, hope she doesn't look over my shoulder huahuahua.

Oh, she's leaving, guess she has a club activity or whatever.

Goodbye, dat ass.  Goodbye. :(
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 11:08:45 PM »
Meet up with her.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 11:10:44 PM »
Isn't it okay in Japanese culture to cop a feel if you like what you see?

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 11:13:12 PM »
Wait I thought Asian's didn't have arse?  ???
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 11:14:06 PM »
Isn't it okay in Japanese culture to cop a feel if you like what you see?

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Elbow Tit
   
The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit all night."
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2010, 11:14:16 PM »
Isn't it okay in Japanese culture to cop a feel if you like what you see?

You have to be on a crowded train for that. :shh
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2010, 11:23:48 PM »
No pics? leper Ichirou, super icon mupepe.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2010, 11:24:29 PM »
I want her to sit on my face, omg.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2010, 11:28:07 PM »
I want to do things to her ass that would make Prole vomit.  Not that that would be a hard thing to do, mind you.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 12:08:01 AM »
Asian girl with an ass, yeah right.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 12:18:54 AM »
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Elbow Tit
   
The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit all night."

LOL, I didn't know there was a term for it. 

True story.  In 1st year of med school, I had a reverse elbow tit experience in Anatomy lab.  A busty classmate kept getting her boobs in the way when we were checking out the cadavers.  I thought it was accidental at first but I got the message after an hour or so of this action.  It sounds gross but I couldn't help getting aroused even with the dead body right next to us. 

Anyone else has an interesting reverse elbow tit story?  I'd love to hear if some of you initiated the contact as well but I doubt anyone would confess to being a perv. 

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 12:53:27 AM »
Back when I was the Asst. Manager at a music store in college, we hired this cute chick with big bewbs to be a keyholder and I was training her.  Starting on her second day, she started wearing progressively lower necklines on her tops and brushing up against me while I was showing her how to do stuff.  By her second week, we had sex in the back room after closing.  :rock
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 01:14:56 AM »
Green Shinobi, you really are a fucking glutton for punishment.  You want to start shit up again?  Keep going.  Your future annihilations are assured.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 01:19:49 AM »
A cousin laid her tits on my forearm once while I was on the PC (did the bend over to look at the screen thing). One of the more awkward moments in my life. I mean, reverse elbow tits can definitely be used to segue in to bigger and better thangs but this... what is this?!
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2010, 01:20:39 AM »
Was she hot?
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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2010, 01:35:10 AM »
I don't have any stories of that ilk with a sexy outcome. I was rather self-conscience about not staring at boobs on girls because ever since my parents divorced I had lived in an all female household(up to 5 girls vs me at one point). Hearing constant complaints about male heterosexuality was a part of my growth experience.

So, when this like 6'1 brunette in high heels and Hendricks-like tits rolled into the record store, and the other guys just stood together and discussed her while watching her, I went off and helped her, found what she was looking for and rang her up. It wasn't that I was brave, but that I had been so self conditioned that I was immune to her hotness.

The sadder story is the girl who worked at the coffee shop with perky 34Cs. I somehow managed to get closer to her than the other guys in the mall, but I was so fricking self-conscience about being 'a good man' that I would make an ass out of myself. She came over to the store one day and we chatted for like an hour, and she was standing on a platform higher than me and had her tits right in my face while we were talking. I was so nervous about offending her that I went over to her work afterwards and assured her that I wasn't staring at her breasts, that it was just because of the platform. She was like "O... kay", and then I ran back to my store. =|
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2010, 01:50:00 AM »
lmfao I <3 you etoilet :lol

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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2010, 02:24:47 AM »
Ask her out.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2010, 02:25:11 AM »
Reminds me of the time when I was also working in a record store, and this one dude was just totally clueless about the fact that this one chick who worked there was into him. The guy told me that he liked to keep a respectful distance from women becuase he had grown up in a house with a bunch of sisters or something like that. The girl ended up fucking our bald, dorky assistant manager (who was WAY too much into politics and hated good music) in the back room after closing.
Oh shit. :rofl
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2010, 02:26:11 AM »
Tell her to fart in your face.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2010, 02:28:03 AM »
Reminds me of the time when I was also working in a record store, and this one dude was just totally clueless about the fact that this one chick who worked there was into him. The guy told me that he liked to keep a respectful distance from women becuase he had grown up in a house with a bunch of sisters or something like that. The girl ended up fucking our bald, dorky assistant manager (who was WAY too much into politics and hated good music) in the back room after closing.

OH SHIT :rofl
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2010, 02:28:58 AM »
Reminds me of the time when I was also working in a record store, and this one dude was just totally clueless about the fact that this one chick who worked there was into him. The guy told me that he liked to keep a respectful distance from women becuase he had grown up in a house with a bunch of sisters or something like that. The girl ended up fucking our bald, dorky assistant manager (who was WAY too much into politics and hated good music) in the back room after closing.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2010, 02:30:48 AM »
That was pretty good, GS. :lol :lol
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« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2010, 02:32:36 AM »
That manager wasn't the man she deserved but the one she needed right then and there... and so she'll fuck him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a bald, dorky assistant manager... a Pity Fuck.
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« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2010, 02:34:46 AM »
That manager wasn't the man she deserved but the one she needed right then and there... and so she'll fuck him because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a bald, dorky assistant manager... a Pity Fuck...

I fuckin love TDK references



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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2010, 02:37:38 AM »
Oh wow powerslave we would have never guess it was a TDK reference thanks for letting us know!
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« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2010, 02:44:19 AM »
that shit doesnt work on me nub

besides I was being genuine about my point

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« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2010, 02:54:00 AM »
dammit

Of personal historical note, there was a girl who applied at the record store to more easily hit on me and then we ended up dating for years. She was always jealous of coffee girl and sort of killed off that avenue of friendship. She always thought that  coffee girl was interested in me, but since it never happened on a physical front then I dismissed the idea. Not that there wasn't cause for her thinking this.

Later, after the boob incident, I mustered up the courage to ask coffee girl out and she said "Oh. . . I have a boyfriend." Which normally is a lie to get rid of a dude, but she had told this to another coworker as well and others had seen the actual BF, but since she hadn't shrugged me off till then I was venturing forth to see if it was true or not. I said "Oh, thats okay." And went back to work(we were having lunch together when I asked).  Later, coffee girl comes rushing back into the store and gives me her phone number. We talk on the phone and later, while her bf is out of town, we go out to see a movie together. I made no moves because she had a BF and I didn't think it cool to make a physical move, yet still I was going out to a movie with her and talking to her on the phone. After the date, my gay friend and her official gay friend tells me "Did you make out? You know she likes you." And I just shrugged it off and said I didn't try. I think the other guy workers wanted to take my balls off for that, as the mall was aching to 'hit that'.

I had somebody actually passing on that she was into me, I had her go out on a couple dates, and 'discussing' what was up with her, but mostly she strung me along. Looking back, I realized there was chance to make a move but never a relationship chance and it was my personal morals that got in the way. Plus, I was naive to all the signs.

I remember once one of the assistant managers was discussing how her breasts defied gravity, and I was like "hey, thats my friend you're talking about!" =/

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« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2010, 02:54:55 AM »
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2010, 02:55:11 AM »
Haha GS, that story is total bullshit.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2010, 02:56:16 AM »
What's TDK?

The Dark Knight

we would have never guess it was a TDK reference

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2010, 02:57:18 AM »
Ask her out.

She has a boyfriend, and it's pretty serious, they moved here together from Kyushu. I bet he taps dat ass every night. :heartbeat
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« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2010, 03:23:19 AM »
Etiolate wins this thread.  :bow

So awkward yet hilarious.  It's like a classic moment out of The Office.  Wish I was there to see it. 

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2010, 03:31:02 AM »
Ask her out.

She has a boyfriend, and it's pretty serious, they moved here together from Kyushu. I bet he taps dat ass every night. :heartbeat

Ask both of them out.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2010, 03:38:12 AM »
Or offer them $200 for their services which will be paid through a cheque in the mail. 

Beaner style! :rock

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2010, 03:41:21 AM »
I'd be happy if they just let me watch. :drool
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2010, 03:44:12 AM »
Is the BF a Jap?  If so, be sure to bring a magnifying glass. 

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« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2010, 02:53:07 PM »
Yeah, no pics.  Her face is just okay, but ESE CULO, omg.

She's walking behind me right now.
Ichi, wtf. You're doing it wrong.

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2010, 03:00:09 PM »
I wanna squeeze that butt. :drool
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2010, 03:20:31 PM »
My cell phone doesn't have a camera :(
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« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2010, 03:27:56 PM »
My cell phone is about five years old.  The camera on it has been broken for about four years. :(
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2010, 04:27:58 PM »
Maybe if you had $200, you could buy a new one.
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« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2010, 07:23:17 PM »
Maybe if he had YOUR FACE he could have bought YOUR FACE

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2010, 08:01:35 PM »
Maybe if you had $200, you could buy a new one.

:lol
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2010, 08:51:42 PM »
My cell phone is about five years old.  The camera on it has been broken for about four years. :(

what kind of plan are you on that you don't qualify for a new zero yen model after 5 years?
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2010, 09:40:00 PM »
I was on Vodafone, then it became Softbank.  I'm not sure WHAT my contract is now, honestly.
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« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2010, 10:31:42 PM »
I was on Vodafone, then it became Softbank.  I'm not sure WHAT my contract is now, honestly.

You should go there and find out!  If you haven't gotten a new phone, you're sure to qualify for something free or cheap.  How you gonna take a picture when all the phones make that camera sound though?   :lol
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2010, 10:32:37 PM »
Maybe I'll give their customer service a call and find out.
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2010, 10:39:38 PM »
I wasn't going to take a picture you guys. :lol
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« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2010, 12:28:11 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2010, 12:28:48 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2010, 12:41:05 AM »
huh?? what was that noise?

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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2010, 12:56:26 AM »
One time as a drunken prank I stole a friend's phone and went into the bathroom to take a picture of my dick.  When I was in the stall, I took the picture and it made a loud camera-like sound and the guy in the stall next to me said, "what the fuck?!" 

:rofl

You should have been like "Yeah, what the fuck was that?!"
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Re: Oh man, one of the female teachers here
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2010, 02:01:59 AM »
You crazy jappis and your cam noises, here you can take pics of any ass you want without anyone finding out :bow2
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« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2010, 02:08:43 AM »
I didn't say anything.  I just held my breath until he left. 

As he left you should have said "merry Christmas to me"