Oh man, one of the female teachers here

[Groogrux]

Great story

[Joe Molotov]

One time as a drunken prank I stole a friend's phone and went into the bathroom to take a picture of my dick.  When I was in the stall, I took the picture and it made a loud camera-like sound and the guy in the stall next to me said, "what the fuck?!" 

You should have been like "Yeah, what the fuck was that?!"

No, he should have been like "I'm taking cock pics in here, mind your own business douchebag.  "

[BlueTsunami]

Dude in stall: "what the fuck?!"

The Business: "feels good man"

[chronovore]

So, wait, we've got word filters for gay epithets and black racial slurs, but nothing for "Jap" and "Jappy"?

[Ichirou]

That's just how the Evilbore hate train rolls, chronovore.

[Ichirou]

You crazy jappis and your cam noises, here you can take pics of any ass you want without anyone finding out

this sort of stuff happens a lot here in Japan, so i can see why they want an enforced way of stopping you perving away.

that said, it doesn't stop dudes jacking it on the trains - which i've been (un?)fortunate enough to see several times.
Perhaps cocks should come with an alarm that goes off when it's being fondled? Like a tinkling bell sound?

You mean yours doesn't?

[Cormacaroni]

Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.

[brawndolicious]

Wait. So you're saying that in Japan, none of the phones come with the option to turn the camera sound off?

I'm pretty sure it's on purpose to hinder the perverts.

[Ichirou]

Wait. So you're saying that in Japan, none of the phones come with the option to turn the camera sound off?

I'm pretty sure it's on purpose to hinder the perverts.

Yeah, it's on purpose.  There were a bunch of news stories about skeezy guys who had been caught taking pictures up girls's skirts so this was implemented to try to curb that.

[chronovore]

Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.

Interesting. That's the kind of scenario where my wife would have sent me after the guy, and I'd happily have obliged. Start yelling at guys like that in English, bang, they make as if to disappear. And they're less likely to do that shit again.

[Phoenix Dark]

then the schoolgirls on the bus cheer, take your pants off and suck yer dick?

[Ichirou]

The teacher with the nice ass actually got her boyfriend a temporary job at the school.  :'(

She must've recommended him or something.

[Cormacaroni]

Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.

Interesting. That's the kind of scenario where my wife would have sent me after the guy, and I'd happily have obliged. Start yelling at guys like that in English, bang, they make as if to disappear. And they're less likely to do that shit again.

My wife fears my fiery Irish temper getting out of control, I guess. She's always telling me to stay away from weirdos on the train for fear that someone will freak out and stab me or something. I assume your wife is Osaka-born?

[Van Cruncheon]

how can a man sidehug himself without pics, i ask the silent walls of the internet

[brob]

a hedonistic sidehug in the damp solitude of your home office prole? for shame, you know the divine eye penetrates all.

[BlueTsunami]

how can a man sidehug himself without pics, i ask the silent walls of the internet

If two men sidehug in the woods, is it still Christian  :'(

[Barry Egan]

If two men sidehug in the woods, is it still Christian  :'(

Sounds like blasphemous Pagan side-hugging. 

[chronovore]

Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.

Interesting. That's the kind of scenario where my wife would have sent me after the guy, and I'd happily have obliged. Start yelling at guys like that in English, bang, they make as if to disappear. And they're less likely to do that shit again.

My wife fears my fiery Irish temper getting out of control, I guess. She's always telling me to stay away from weirdos on the train for fear that someone will freak out and stab me or something. I assume your wife is Osaka-born?

South, south, south Osaka, mang. And I didn't mean to imply I'd result to violence. Just verbally drawing attention to someone is enough.

then the schoolgirls on the bus cheer, take your pants off and suck yer dick?

No. WTF, man. You watch to many adult vidz.

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Besides, my wife would not be stoked.

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