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Phoenix Dark

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Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« on: March 29, 2010, 11:44:41 PM »
I work for the gubment :smug

So I just got the call from the census folks, and I got the job :rock
$16/hr+50cent for every mile I drive :rock
6 weeks :rock

My brother is pissed. He scored a bit higher than me on the test, and got called a week ago with the news he got the job, but when they found out he doesn't have a drivers license they told him they weren't interested  :'(

I wish I had told Cheebs to apply, we could have worked together  :'(
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 11:46:14 PM »
America is relying on you, PD.  Don't let your country down.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 11:47:37 PM »
No one cares about Cheebs anymore. Stop implementing his name in half of your posts. Also thread titles that start with "Official" are gay. Wheeee!

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 11:48:29 PM »
You gonna get jacked by a tea bagger. :smug

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 12:38:15 AM »
No calls here, pooooop
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 12:40:07 AM »
I sent back the census paperwork last week, so I won't have anyone coming to my house bugging me.

My cousins are working for the census this summer. I eagerly await their stories.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 12:41:16 AM »
This is unrelated, but check out this awesome picture of Obama's Army in Afghanistan wearing their cool new uniforms.  How many can you count?

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I see six.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 12:42:53 AM »
Conservatives have the right to shoot any census worker on sight for being a filthy communist.  

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 12:59:04 AM »
I'm also working under Obama's socialist regime.  :usacry  Where do you live, PD?  I'm only making $12/hour.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 01:01:29 AM »
PD gets a reparations bonus

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 01:25:46 AM »
i see a thousand or so

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 01:33:12 AM »
make sure to visit the old white people's houses at night, and squint at them really hard
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 02:13:44 AM »
I'm also working under Obama's socialist regime.  :usacry  Where do you live, PD?  I'm only making $12/hour.

Ypsilanti, Michigan. This area isn't bad actually, and we'll be dealing with lots of young people.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 07:30:18 AM »
Tax free income?  I'm gonna try and apply around.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 07:34:07 AM »
Tax free income?  I'm gonna try and apply around.

Way too late for that. I dont think it's tax-free income either.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 01:49:34 PM »
Sent my shit in last week. It took 5 minutes.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 02:06:02 PM »
Oh lordie, I leave for a couple years and come back to find my old pal Phoenix Dark on Obama's payroll.


Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 02:13:06 PM »
Pretty sure you can still apply
http://2010.census.gov/2010censusjobs/
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 02:18:16 PM »
shit, i need to fill out my census before one of you fucknuts comes to my door
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2010, 03:38:15 PM »
Pretty sure you can still apply
http://2010.census.gov/2010censusjobs/

Good thing you are doing it in Michigan. We've already lost one census worker in Clay County, and half of the people who didn't vote for Obama in KY was probably for racist reasons.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2010, 03:40:49 PM »
"lost" as in..killed?
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2010, 03:42:23 PM »
"lost" as in..killed?

Yup.

Although the local authorities wrote it off as a suicide. I'm sure he carved FED into his own chest and then hung himself, completely losing the will to live after, you know, BEATING CANCER.

So believable.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2010, 03:47:15 PM »
My mom threw hers out. She hates getting visitors, so I don't understand why she did that.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2010, 03:50:28 PM »
My mom threw hers out. She hates getting visitors, so I don't understand why she did that.

Lawl. They are going to bother the shit out of her. My mom did the Census in 2000 and she had to go to peoples' houses multiple times in order to get them to do it.
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 06:52:21 PM »
Had my second day of training today. The class has about 14 people in it, with only four guys. Only three folks in the class are 24 or younger, with the rest being married folks between 40-65. Kinda disappointing that I won't be working with any babes, but our supervisor is pretty hot. Too bad she has a kid and smokes :(

In these two days I've learned...well, government is very inefficient, and we get paid for it. In March, the census had people go around and canvas addresses for the various blocks that would be targeted by the census in April. April came and about 60% of people sent theirs back in the mail. We're supposed to be targeting the 40%, but apparently the census is not going to use any the address data received in March initially. Therefore we'll be going door to door for everyone instead of going directly to the 40% of non-responders for the first few weeks as we target college students. Then we get to use the address data. This has to all be processed by like June or July, so you'd think they would pull out the data much earlier lol

Today is another great example. Training is supposed to last 8 hours, then we fill out our time sheets and call it a day. Yesterday someone from the census office stopped by to pick up the paperwork we signed earlier that day. He spent about 30 minutes scrubbing the paperwork for mistakes before leaving. Well today I was informed that I forgot to sign a part of my paperwork, as did two other people. The office called and said they were sending another scrubber to bring the paperwork back so we could sign it, and that he'd arrive before the end of class. Class ended at 4:20pm and everyone left except the supervisor, me, and the two other people with paperwork issues. An hour later and the dude still wasn't there. Finally our supervisor called and said if he didn't get here soon, she'd have to give us overtime due to the wait. The office person basically said "fine, whatever they'll sign the stuff tomorrow" and let us go. So I got paid overtime just for waiting for the dude to come and do the job he should have done yesterday  :lol
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 06:58:02 PM »
Those wacky hijinks!

Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2010, 07:04:31 PM »
So I got paid overtime just for waiting for the dude to come and do the job he should have done yesterday  :lol

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2010, 07:07:03 PM »
Drive to Macon, Georgia and see if Eric Erickson makes good on his threat. :smug

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2010, 07:07:43 PM »
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2010, 07:08:45 PM »
Anyone crazy enough to throw out the census to STICK IT TO THE MAN and/or threaten a census worker who comes to their door doesn't really deserve to be counted in the first place. Strip them of their rights and deport them to Mexico. :bow

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2010, 07:11:31 PM »
Kinda disappointing that I won't be working with any babes, but our supervisor is pretty hot. Too bad she has a kid and smokes :(

At least you know she puts out and you can always offer her some gum.  Always look on the bright side of life...

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2010, 07:11:59 PM »
Speaking of which, I heard a story today about a female census worker in Virginia who was forced by gunpoint to enter someone's home, and then held for 12 hours. Apparently the woman in the home thought the census worker was there to have an affair with her husband. The cops showed up and saved her. She got paid 12 hours in overtime  :lol

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2010, 07:12:35 PM »
What? How the fuck does that make sens--

Oh, Virginia :lol :spin

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2010, 07:16:13 PM »
Why is filling out a form that is mailed to you that has like 3 questions such a confusing and angry problem for some people? Was it like this in 2000?

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2010, 07:16:49 PM »
Kinda disappointing that I won't be working with any babes, but our supervisor is pretty hot. Too bad she has a kid and smokes :(

At least you know she puts out and you can always offer her some gum.  Always look on the bright side of life...

Well she has offered to drive me home two times now. I keep saying no thanks, my dad is coming to pick me up. If she asks tomorrow, I'm saying yes. She's pretty awesome, although she always mentions her ex husband, who works for the census too.  :-\
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2010, 07:17:57 PM »
Speaking of which, I heard a story today about a female census worker in Virginia who was forced by gunpoint to enter someone's home, and then held for 12 hours. Apparently the woman in the home thought the census worker was there to have an affair with her husband. The cops showed up and saved her. She got paid 12 hours in overtime  :lol



Can't deficit spend too much, now.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2010, 07:18:08 PM »
Get in on that Cuckold action
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2010, 07:19:00 PM »
Why is filling out a form that is mailed to you that has like 3 questions such a confusing and angry problem for some people? Was it like this in 2000?

Because the census was invented by socialists, duh.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2010, 07:23:08 PM »
I keep saying no thanks, my dad is coming to pick me up.

That is quite the turn on for most ladies.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2010, 07:26:14 PM »
Why is filling out a form that is mailed to you that has like 3 questions such a confusing and angry problem for some people?

For added hilarity, PD should also ask every white household he visits if they'd be interested in contributing to an initiative dedicated to rebuilding New Orleans.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2010, 07:32:18 PM »
Well she has offered to drive me home two times now. I keep saying no thanks, my dad is coming to pick me up. If she asks tomorrow, I'm saying yes. She's pretty awesome, although she always mentions her ex husband, who works for the census too.  :-\
Oh god, this brings back memories. Don't let the chance go you'll regret it.
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« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2010, 07:34:02 PM »
His parents will be worried if he accepts rides from strangers, though.

Don't do it, Maurice :'(

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2010, 02:20:09 AM »
Kinda disappointing that I won't be working with any babes, but our supervisor is pretty hot. Too bad she has a kid and smokes :(

At least you know she puts out and you can always offer her some gum.  Always look on the bright side of life...

Well she has offered to drive me home two times now. I keep saying no thanks, my dad is coming to pick me up. If she asks tomorrow, I'm saying yes. She's pretty awesome, although she always mentions her ex husband, who works for the census too.  :-\

Is she black?
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2010, 02:21:50 AM »
She's white.  :-\
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2010, 02:24:44 AM »
Tap.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2010, 02:29:19 AM »
PD is racist  :-\
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2010, 04:54:03 PM »
Didn't ask me today. I missed my shot  :'(

Our schedule was moved up: we go door to door tomorrow. Mainly we just have to start canvassing addresses on our blocks, and get in at least one door-to-door interview, then come back for more training.

Sounds like we might be doing a lot of stuff in Ann Arbor. Would be hilarious if I found Duckman
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2010, 05:17:56 PM »
Why don't you ask her to give you a ride home one day?  You haven't really missed your chance.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2010, 05:31:44 PM »
Nah that would be weird. It's a pipe dream anyway. She has to be like 26-29, maybe 30. Has a little kid blah blah blah. I'd have no chance. Seems like we have a lot in common in terms of interests though.
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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2010, 05:38:30 PM »
Why would that be weird?  It's perfectly reasonable.  Yadda Yadda something came up for my dad and he can't make it, she offered before on multiple occasions so it's reasonable she'd be the first one you ask there Yadda Yadda. 

Age and children only make a woman more desperate most of the time and common interests only helps. 

Doesn't hurt to try!

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« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2010, 05:39:41 PM »


You missed out :'(

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2010, 01:10:15 PM »
My census block has NO houses on it. A shit ton of construction and a U of M building. (cheebs/duckman: the block is made up of State St, Flectcher, 94, and East Washington iirc).

Three of us drove in the same car for like 40 minutes listening to Beatles music, then went back to our meeting point for lunch. So I'm off for an hour and a half while other people are busting their asses lol.

old dude: so i'm guessing you don't listen to the Beatles?
me: uh yea, I started with Please Please Me. I got the remastered versions
old dude: you bought them?
me: uh nah, I uh downloaded them..
old dude: you know that's stealing
me: well I figured Yoko didn't need my money
old dude: ...fuck that bitch, you're right


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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2010, 01:47:42 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2010, 02:28:00 PM »
My girlfriend just got offered a job with the Census, which would be a good thing since she needs the money.
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« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2010, 03:10:07 PM »
Where did you find the remastered Beatles albums online? All the links I've tried have lead me to download hosts where the files were removed :'(

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2010, 04:41:37 PM »
Kinda sucked hearing everyone in the class telling stories about all their work, except for my group and another group that wound up being sent to census a lake. :rofl

Sounds like I'm going to get a new block on monday. Sucks because I really was looking forward to working over the weekend; I can't be paid for this saturday and sunday because the hours would move me into overtime (which we can't get), but I still was gonna go out and at least canvass addresses and do a couple interviews for practice.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2010, 06:15:33 PM »
I started my first day today.  Apparently I will be the manager for all the enumerators in my bloc.  :omg  I'm nervous about that since I've never managed people before.

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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2010, 06:24:01 PM »
apparently hipsters and hassids don't take the census seriously

i filled mine out, but i did it ironically
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Re: Official Obama Army thread of Census 2010
« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2010, 06:47:17 PM »
Was supposed to start today, but wound up spending most of my time in a meeting, then studying, then walking to a census meeting smh. I'm starting tomorrow instead; might just leave class early.

I live on the street I'm supposed to enumerate, and it's only 14 houses. I figure I can finish them before our next meeting on friday
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