Yesterday I changed my status to "In a Relationship." A few hours later I changed it to "Engaged." Drew quite a few comments each time, and a surprising number of messages in my private inbox. Before going to bed last night, I changed it to "Married." Got even more comments, and the following message from my sister:
Subject: i can't believe you did this
I've been sitting here thinking about this all morning long. I can't believe you would do this to our family. I'm so mad at you, that I never want to speak to you again. And don't you dare bring that Korean tramp to Mom and Dad's house while I'm there. She probably only married you to get her green card!!! Do they test for STDs in Korea like they do here in the States before you get a marriage license?? I hope she makes a good kimchi because that's all you're going to be eating the rest of your life!!!!
GOOD BYE!!!!
(If you know her, it's obvious she's joking).
Today I got up and changed my status to "Widowed." Feels good, man.
