Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol

[Powerslave]

Implying you never start shit.

[Green Shinobi]

Then why don't you go chase Mupepe around?

Not stubby enough for my taste.

[Ichirou]

You're 100% right, Wrath.

[Powerslave]

I'd lean more towards 98% personally.

[Powerslave]

I'd lean more towards 98% personally.

Would it add a 2% if I added "and Powerslave is god"?

You learn quickly young asshopper

[Ichirou]

You're 100% right, Wrath.

So you guys will stop?

I will, at least.  GS gets annihilated enough by the other posters here anyway.

[Ichirou]

Only takes one dude to stop responding to the other, man.

[Powerslave]

leper Wrath2x. Trying to ruin our fun with his morality.

[Green Shinobi]

I'm game. Ichi gets annihilated enough just waking up in the morning that I don't need to add to that.

[Powerslave]

lol

[Ichirou]

[Eric P]

there was a girl with AMAZING hair on the subway today.  Very long and layered but what was most remarkable was that it was the most palest of blonds i'd ever seen.  it was perfectly balanced between platinum and white. 

[ch1nchilla]

Your parents fucked on the kitchen floor on the futon? wtf?

Nonono, my friend and the girl my girlfriend and I were trying to hook him up with did. Definitely not my parents!

[The Fake Shemp]

Thinking about seeing Clash of the Titans tonight with some friends. Dunno.

[Eric P]

they're doing a 10th anniv showing of Battle Royale here at Lincoln Center

Think I'm going to go

[The Fake Shemp]

I am kind of Battle Royale'd out, but you should go and tell me how it is

[Brehvolution]

Only a half day of work today cause of good Friday. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Way to go Jesus, creating half work days and shit.

[Eric P]

I am kind of Battle Royale'd out, but you should go and tell me how it is

i've seen it a half dozen times.  i'd be going just to see it on the big screen.

[Brehvolution]

Way to go Jesus, creating half work days and shit.

I wish I could go to the movies witchoo guyz.

[Eric P]

i am probably one of the worst people to see movies with.  i pretty much demand robot like silence.

Bassem Ali, student of pharmaceutics: "I would like to say something. It’s better to play guitar or have a hobby than watch porn films on the Internet."

http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1855.htm

[The Fake Shemp]

I also prefer silence, BUT I will crack on a film if need be. My number one pet peeve is people that talk incessantly and then ask you what a character just said, but you couldn't hear it because YOUR FRIEND WAS TOO BUSY TALKING.

[Eric P]

oh, yes.  there have been times where i have broken my silence with an incredulous "fuck you, movie"

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't know if I want to see Clash of the Titans, though. Part of me does, but the other part wants to leave my theater experience completely clean with The Ghost Writer screening this week.

Maybe go see Greenberg, just to piss off Armond White.

[BlackMage]

I just woke up after sleeping for 14 hours. is that bad?

[Robo]

Armond White hated Greenberg?  Must be pretty good.  I was kinda torn on whether I should go out of my way to see it or not.  On one hand, Noah Baumbach, on the other, Ben Stiller is insufferable.

[The Fake Shemp]

Armond White was uninvited from the Greenberg screening, because he has some personal beef with Noah Baumbach's mother and has taken it out on all of Baumbach's films as a result.

If you're coming down in my neck of the woods to see it, let me know. I'll hang.

[The Fake Shemp]

No, because my sister is awesome.

[Phoenix Dark]

and hot

[The Fake Shemp]

My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!

[brob]

Just tell your dad she held hands with someone. Problem solved.

[Phoenix Dark]

My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!

What's her major?

[brob]

our driver Haider.

the fuck?

[Phoenix Dark]

He just drives you around wherever, as in your own personal driver? Or like a local cabbie you guys like.

[The Fake Shemp]

My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!

What's her major?

Shrug. She's getting her undergrad at Cornell en route to med school, but I believe she is focusing in biomedical research. She pretty much got a free ride at Cornell to boot.

Between her at Cornell, my father at Oxford, everyone is wondering what the fuck is my problem.

[brob]

This shakes my entire image of you wrath. I always pictured a disenfranchised, pajamas wearing, beard-less Arab who had a weeabo relationship with Scandinavian metal music. Now I find you were born with a oiled up spoon in your mouth?

Weren't you whining about your webcam being shit? you have a driver but you can't afford a new camera?!

[Phoenix Dark]

My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!

What's her major?

Shrug. She's getting her undergrad at Cornell en route to med school, but I believe she is focusing in biomedical research. She pretty much got a free ride at Cornell to boot.

Between her at Cornell, my father at Oxford, everyone is wondering what the fuck is my problem.

Ok, med school>business school so she wins

They may be giving you smh looks now, but when Candy Land 3D tops the box office you'll have a permanent face every holiday dinner

[The Fake Shemp]

Damn straight. Have fun at your stuffy Ivy League schools while I'm snorting a line of coke off an expensive call girl's tits.

[The Fake Shemp]

Tell her, "But mom, I can't eat amphetamines for breakfast!"

[Phoenix Dark]

pics of her plz

[brob]

Can't you just give her a stoning or have I misunderstood that aspect of your life as well?

[brob]

You could accuse her of being a witch. I know that shit is illegal!

[Robo]

 

[The Fake Shemp]

Is there ever any evidence?

Tell her that you started viewing gay porn sites shortly after she used her black magick to make you gay.

[brob]

your money's disappearing dude. you got evidence coming out the ass. I can take the stand for you and claim to be an eye witness if you fly me down on your daddy's dime  

[brob]

Mustaches makes for the best rim-jobs 

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't wanna be pushed off of a cliff or anything(yes that actually happens  )

"Tragedy strikes again as youth pushed over cliff into No Homo Gorge."

[Phoenix Dark]

I want to hang with Wrath. Can I come over this summer dude!

[brob]

The Bore pilgrimage^tm

[Phoenix Dark]

Where in America? 

[brob]

You can all flirt with Jinfash, he's been needing that sort of "attention" for a while now.

I've already picked my arab. This ain't some marriage shit where you just move on to the next one after it stops struggling during copulation. This is some life shit, like which starting pokemon you prefer.  

[tehjaybo]

You can all flirt with Jinfash, he's been needing that sort of "attention" for a while now.

I've already picked my arab. This ain't some marriage shit where you just move on to the next one after it starts to sag. This is some life shit, like which starting pokemon you prefer.  

Charmander fo lyfe, nukka. 

Where in America? 

Hopefully somewhere in California, but if that isn't available anywhere.

Avoid Kentucky if you want to avoid being called a "TURRIST" all the time.   

[brob]

I'm an effete Squirtle guy myself, the shades he had in the show made my knees weak and my loins wet. 

[tehjaybo]

And yeah tehjaybo, I ain't touching Kentucky. Although I know someone who went there for the chicken

Jesus christ, really?  Wow.   

I'm an effete Squirtle guy myself, the shades he had in the show made my knees weak and my loins wet. 

THEN WE ARE AT AN IMPASSE, SIR.

[Phoenix Dark]

You can all flirt with Jinfash, he's been needing that sort of "attention" for a while now.

I've already picked my arab. This ain't some marriage shit where you just move on to the next one after it stops struggling during copulation. This is some life shit, like which starting pokemon you prefer.  

And who's that?

And yeah tehjaybo, I ain't touching Kentucky. Although I know someone who went there for the chicken

 

[brob]

fuck all y'all! 

[Diunx]

I'm pretty sure thats the same guy, he just did some photoshoping so people would think he has any friends.

[brob]

it hurts because it's true  :'(

[Powerslave]

I'm eating chicken soup. There's chicken in it

[Powerslave]

Hmm yes, this definitely resembles the taste of chicken