Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol

[Robo]

Iggy Pop: "Years ago, some girl wrote in the classifieds saying she was looking for a man 'with the poetic sensitivity of Leonard Cohen and the raw power of Iggy Pop,' so Leonard tried to get me to set up a three-way with her [laughs]. He said, 'Dude, we can give her both!'"

  Leonard Cohen, sensitive poet

[BlueTsunami]

No one can doubt his awesomeness. Womanizer

[Groogrux]

Going back to work...  I've been there since 9am and I'll be there till 1am... 

[CrystalGemini]

I flattened my photoshop and saved as pdf then closed without converting it back to layers.  A part of my soul died today.

[Brehvolution]

My sister is not hot, you cretin. She is an angel. She is also smarter than you!

What's her major?

Between her at Cornell, my father at Oxford, everyone is wondering what the fuck is my problem.

If you ever go up for a visit, let me know. It's only a 45 minute drive up the road for me.

[The Sceneman]

new thread?

Anyways got a DJing try out at a trendy bar and stuff, Im pretty stoked! I'll mainly be spinning 80's funk/groove, pop and freestyle dance. Im quite excited but also a bit nervous

[Madrun Badrun]

god damn.  Writing a ten page essay on Kant's Schematism is not fun. 

[brawndolicious]

I've noticing that you complain more about your philosophy classes than your computer science ones, weird.

[Madrun Badrun]

I only have one compsci class this term and its awesome

Automata

Kant on the other hand is painful.

[BlackMage]

i ate a sharp french fry and it hurt going down  :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

The French and their foods are evil.  Bet it would have been soft and scrumptios had it been a freedom fry. 

[tiesto]

new thread?

Anyways got a DJing try out at a trendy bar and stuff, Im pretty stoked! I'll mainly be spinning 80's funk/groove, pop and freestyle dance. Im quite excited but also a bit nervous

That's awesome! Good luck with your gigs!

[Madrun Badrun]

I have a page of writng done and page of footnotes/references done.  Jesus.

[BlueTsunami]

i ate a sharp french fry and it hurt going down  :'(

A day in the life of BlackMage

[Himu]

This weekend I'm going to start filming for a personal side project. Have no actors yet, or any idea on what short film I wanna do...so, I'm just going to go around and shoot some footage. I can't wait as I haven't recorded film in a long, long while.

General ideas that could make a fun short film with a low budget:

- The tale of the disappearing socks! A man's socks continue to disappear from the dryer with no explanation. He ends up being sucked in by the washing machine. Yes, that is a rip off of The Black Hole short film; no, I do not give a shit.

- Interview various folks in the area, as I'm not going to be around here much longer, and examine how life is like.

- Make a porno.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd love to see a Himu directed porn 

[Ichirou]

I'd love to see a Himu directed porn 

Me too...if he did a Hitchcock and cameo'd in it.

[Robo]

LAND OF THE LOST $200: Based on the inspirational story by Ichirou Oogami, adapted for the screen by Billy Federman, starring Michael Cera, directed by Himuro Himumu

[Ichirou]

With Javier Bardem as "Mupepe"

And a special appearance by Selena Spice as "The Woman"

[Himu]

I'd love to see a Himu directed porn 

I'm...not the best cameraman, which is mostly why I'm doing this.

In "Dude, where's my cash?" Ichirou gets drunk as a skunk with $200 left in his pocket. The next day it's gone; he looks high and low for his misplaced $200 to no avail. He ends up freaking because he thinks his friend stole it, gets put in jail, comes home and finds a wii in a package sent from amazon. Ichi spent the 200 bucks on a wii.

[Robo]

Such a cruel tweest.

[Himu]

I'd love to see a Himu directed porn 

I'm...not the best camera man, which is partly why I'm doing this: it's a weakness. If I made a porn, I'd probably be one of those assholes who films the dude's facial reactions too long. Then again, you can always take care of that in editing.

[Fresh Prince]

Boring and obvious. Fake a snuff movie.

[Phoenix Dark]

I can just imagine you filming the dude's ass more than anything

[Himu]

Such a cruel tweest.

He then kills himself as a result.

Ideally, it'd be David Lynch-esque, showcasing Ichirou's increasing sense of paranoia as the film continues to go on. But how? What would make Ichirou jump?

[Ichirou]

smh, Himu.  It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.

1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?

2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?

3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?

Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.

[Himu]

smh, Himu.  It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.

1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?

2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?

3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?

Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.

Dude, you're thinking this too hard. This was something I just made up.

Willco should write the script.

[Fresh Prince]

An ex, a rabbit and an abortion. That was entertaining.

[Ichirou]

smh, Himu.  It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.

1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?

2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?

3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?

Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.

Dude, you're thinking this too hard. This was something I just made up.

Willco should write the script.

Willco would just turn it into another C Me Dance style fiasco.

Let me write it.  I'll put my blood, sweat and tears into the script.  You will FEEL the anger and betrayal as I lose my $200 and am caught up in a web of suspicion and lies.

It'll be like David Fincher's The Game.

[Phoenix Dark]

remember this?
[youtube=560,345]jXYqn7wkTco[/youtube]

so awesome

[Himu]

That movie rocked.

[Himu]

smh, Himu.  It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.

1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?

2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?

3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?

Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.

Dude, you're thinking this too hard. This was something I just made up.

Willco should write the script.

Willco would just turn it into another C Me Dance style fiasco.

Let me write it.  I'll put my blood, sweat and tears into the script.  You will FEEL the anger and betrayal as I lose my $200 and am caught up in a web of suspicion and lies.

It'll be like David Fincher's The Game.

I just want you to buy a wii and commit seppuku.

[Ichirou]

I'll buy a Wii if you PM me more pics of your cock. 

[brob]

only eaten squid once, but I was not a fan. texture reminded me of flaccid dick.

[Madrun Badrun]

callamari is great.

[drew]

only eaten squid once, but I was not a fan. texture reminded me of flaccid dick.

you would know all about that, wouldnt you?

[Himu]

squid is delicious

[brob]

only eaten squid once, but I was not a fan. texture reminded me of flaccid dick.

you would know all about that, wouldnt you?

It's funny because it's true

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I couldn't get him hard :'(

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

What are you going to study?

[Boogie]

Coffee with SaDC went.....eh.  Decent enough time, had her laughing and engaged.  Got yet another cheek turn on a kiss attempt though, and her saying "I want to take thing slow."  Woman, a quick peck on the lips is slow, I'm not trying to go all Mupepe on you!

[The Fake Shemp]

Coffee is for closers, Boogie.

[Boogie]

Coffee is for closers, Boogie.

[brob]

Don't you have access to some rohypnol or something from those corrupt coppers in charge of the confiscated shit? Those people are just sitting around reading porn mags anyway. I bet coffee hides the taste real good.  

[Barry Egan]

What are you going to study?

Engineering.

[youtube=560,345]tcrpkhdD6WI[/youtube]

[Madrun Badrun]

"I want to take thing slow."

She sounds mentally handicapped.  Ofcourse a slow person would want to take things slow

[Fresh Prince]

Next time you should play hardball dick with her, boogie.

[Madrun Badrun]

I have now read about five essays, about 100 pages, on Kant's schematism, a 6 page chapter, and I'm more confused than ever about what it is about. 

[Powerslave]

smh, Himu.  It's an interesting concept but you would need a rewrite for sure.

1) If the money was in cash, how would I spend it on Amazon?

2) How would I get a Wii from one day to the next?

3) If it was $200, how would I pay for shipping?

Your story falls apart, much like Lady in the Water.

These things would just be material for the trivia and goofs section on imdb so I see no problem here.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Where the hell did the previous thread go?

[Barry Egan]

HoF

[Madrun Badrun]

smelly balled Wilco closed it in an attempt to get people to stop fighting.  Smelly balled Wilco failed.

[BlueTsunami]

Coffee is for closers, Boogie.

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If only all women could be as socially inept as Temperance

[etiolate]

What are you going to study?

Engineering.

Anyway, I've just went to the UCLA website and I'm still registered. I don't if I'm in or rejected. Seems like I have to contact them.

They should be sending you a letter yes/no. Or Email confirm.

[Veidt]

Coffee is for closers, Boogie.

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If only all women could be as socially inept as Temperance

Agreed. She's so hot. fuck

[Phoenix Dark]

Sitting here trying to watch the basketball game at cbs's site, but it's loading slow as fuck. My entire internet is slow - meanwhile my roommate is watching the game on his computer with the audio loud as fuck. I'm tempted to just reset the router but meh.

It's like he's torrenting something dunno. Usually the connection is fine (he has a wireless usb card that connects to my router/modem).

[brob]

It's probably his fault. Go start some shit. I've seen your picture, you can take him.

[Phoenix Dark]

Reset the router. Fuck it

[brob]

smh, confront that bitch.

[Phoenix Dark]

Woot working perfectly now. He opened his door a few minutes after I reset, I can hear the game still so win win for us both. Dunno what my shit was so slow

[Madrun Badrun]