Author Topic: Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol (Read 50228 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #180 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:10:23 AM »

So apparently if I have any female friends, they become Mupepe's friend as well.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #181 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:35:39 AM »

Saturns aren't the only things he steals.

pollo · « **Reply #182 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:07:40 AM »

So the plan was to go to a Major Lazer concert tonight-- which, btw, was highly recommended by the bore. But as I got off at the 59th street I saw some fat white chick dressed like a rabbit (tail and bunny ears). With her two coked out losers - one of them with a ring on his pinky. All looked to be still in highschool. As I got closer and closer to the club it seemed more and more likely that this was going to be the type of people I was going to have to deal with tonight. Guys with backpacks, girls with high leggings, guys with ties as belts..wtf? Is this what they call "hipster"?

Then got a block from the club and I saw some people selling those bracelets that light up and other hippy trinkets. Got to the line and it looked like none of em was a day older than 15, all wearing bright clothing, all stoned on something. Some kid got kicked out- whined about it and tried to get back in. Yea good job trying to convince the 500 lb black guy douche bag. I asked the bouncer what time Major Lazer was going to be on to play their set (was about 9:30 at that time) and he told me 12. Fuck that.

I sold my tickets to some scalper and lost 40 bucks on the deal. Whatever. Missed the Butler-Miss State game and was able to catch the second half of the WV massacre on radio. Fuck hipsters.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #183 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:31:43 AM »

Robo · « **Reply #184 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:35:10 AM »

Mix that sweet tea vodka with some lemonade --it's the only way. Called a "John Daly".

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #185 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:40:49 AM »

Quote from: The Business on April 04, 2010, 02:16:56 AM

I bought a bottle of sweat tea vodka out of uncontrollable curiosity and have been drinking it all night even though I don't particularly like it. The cat jumped up on my lap and spilled it all over me so to make things fair I took what was left in the glass and poured it on her. She stood in disbelief for what must have been 10 seconds on my lap before she ran off and started licking it off her. I didn't want her to die of alcohol poisoning so I gave her a bath. I did this naked from the waste down because I'm at my girlfriends and didn't have another pair of jeans and underwear to put on.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

Post of the Year.

Robo · « **Reply #186 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:44:11 AM »

who the fuck is this clown

preemptive leper, pls.

etiolate · « **Reply #187 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:46:13 AM »

Quote from: The Business on April 04, 2010, 02:16:56 AM

I bought a bottle of sweat tea vodka out of uncontrollable curiosity and have been drinking it all night even though I don't particularly like it. The cat jumped up on my lap and spilled it all over me so to make things fair I took what was left in the glass and poured it on her. She stood in disbelief for what must have been 10 seconds on my lap before she ran off and started licking it off her. I didn't want her to die of alcohol poisoning so I gave her a bath. I did this naked from the waste down because I'm at my girlfriends and didn't have another pair of jeans and underwear to put on.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

So. . .

How's the sweet tea vodka taste?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #188 on:** April 04, 2010, 03:37:35 PM »

To much sugar. Is going to die.

Powerslave · « **Reply #189 on:** April 04, 2010, 04:40:50 PM »

Today I finally stepped up and asked for a girl's number!

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this happened in my dreams

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Akala · « **Reply #190 on:** April 04, 2010, 04:44:08 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 04, 2010, 03:10:01 PM

It tastes and smells a bit like sweet tea but overall the taste is just too saccharine to enjoy by itself. In that regard it's like drinking amaretto straight.

the girls around here cut it with water or lemonade.

Eric P · « **Reply #191 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:54:13 PM »

Quote from: pollo on April 04, 2010, 01:07:40 AM

So the plan was to go to a Major Lazer concert tonight-- which, btw, was highly recommended by the bore.

major lazer is fuck awful

and i think those were just club kids/ravers as opposed to hipsters.

Sounds like you should have gone to see The Bronx instead. Work out some aggression in the pit.

brob · « **Reply #192 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:04:49 PM »

major lazer is alright. Saw their show at a festival last summer. Super friendly crowd - gave me and my mate free weed and this one girl got crazy on me.

Summer festivals make all kinds of music awesome though, so maybe they suck rancid ass when you're not given weed and pussy at the gate. :\

tiesto · « **Reply #193 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:07:37 AM »

Made a guestmix for my friend's podcast, it's not the best thing I ever done, but it's not that bad... it's tech house and about 45 min long.

Link:
http://www32.zippyshare.com/v/65592916/file.html

Tracklist:
Birds & Souls - Birds & Souls [Spectral Sound]
Josh Wink - Dolphin Smack (Martin Buttrich mix) [Ovum]
Oxia - Whole Life [8bit]
Stephan Luke - Invisible Man (Sultan and Ned Shepard mix) [Harem]
Pirupa & Pigi - Sweet Devil [Noir Music]
Cirez D - Glow [Mouseville]

Himu · « **Reply #194 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:20:27 PM »

Sounds good

Himu · « **Reply #195 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:42:08 PM »

dumb move

Robo · « **Reply #196 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:51:54 PM »

Unless he's actively trying to insert himself in your relationship, I don't particularly see why you should give a shit.

Sock him in the mouth if it'll make you feel better, otherwise just forget about it.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #197 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:52:18 PM »

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #198 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:53:33 PM »

The only way you can make this right is if you bang him, or a close sibling. And videotape it.

Otherwise this dude's just gonna keep laughing to himself while he diddles your chick.

Robo · « **Reply #199 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:02:06 PM »

Then he's just going to get blood in your girlfriend's vagina.

Powerslave · « **Reply #200 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:03:42 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 05, 2010, 12:59:30 PM

Sock him in the mouth it is.

make sure you use an old smelly sock

Barry Egan · « **Reply #201 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:08:28 PM »

you're angry at your girl, not at him.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #202 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:09:53 PM »

You're only option is to sock her in the face.

Powerslave · « **Reply #203 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:11:49 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 05, 2010, 01:05:52 PM

He's not going to have sex with my girlfriend anymore. That's not an issue. But whenever I see him I get super angry and thinking about him pisses me off. I've tried to rationalize the situation in my head. I say to myself, "It doesn't matter, we were broken up, I would have done the same thing if I was him, I slept around too..." But none of that changes the fact that I want to hit this guy. I mean this isn't too abnormal of a feeling I don't think. And its not resolving itself even though its been like 4 months.

he's probably hitting on your gf right now

Barry Egan · « **Reply #204 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:12:03 PM »

you can use your words instead of your fists

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #205 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:16:29 PM »

Hit him in the face with a thesaurus.

Skidmark · « **Reply #206 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:40:11 PM »

I am smoking my hopefully last cigarette, it's going to be a really long day today.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #207 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:59:01 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 05, 2010, 01:20:56 PM

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 05, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
you can use your words instead of your fists

What would you say?

Well I don't really know what you're going through or why it is you want to punch this guy. It could be that you don't trust your girl that much and suspect she might do something similar in the future. If that's the case than you can either bring it up or let it effect the relationship. You obviously want to communicate you're pissed or you wouldn't have screwed around with her facebook account

elektrikluv · « **Reply #208 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:03:07 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 05, 2010, 01:59:01 PM

Quote from: The Business on April 05, 2010, 01:20:56 PM
Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 05, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
you can use your words instead of your fists

What would you say?

Well I don't really know what you're going through or why it is you want to punch this guy. It could be that you don't trust your girl that much and suspect she might do something similar in the future. If that's the case than you can either bring it up or let it effect the relationship. You obviously want to communicate you're pissed or you wouldn't have screwed around with her facebook account

It's pretty normal for him to want to punch him, it doesn't have to have anything to do with how much he trusts his girlfriend or if he suspects her of doing something like that. Feelings like that aren't rational and aren't grounded in real suspicions or problems in his relationship. They had a break, dude banged his girlfriend so he is just jealous and pissed off. There doesn't have to be some underlying issue of trust to explain it. It's normal not to want to see dudes/girls that your partner banged, and he sees this dude around so...

Barry Egan · « **Reply #209 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:07:58 PM »

yea I was about to say I take no responsibility for the dissolution of your relationship as a direct result of my advice.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #210 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:19:52 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 05, 2010, 02:06:14 PM

Well I already told her what I did, but talking about it with her is a tricky thing because she was pretty torn up about me sleeping around after we broke up which is probably why she slept with this guy in the first place. So like I said, it's not really rational for me to be upset with anyone (but myself) but that doesn't change the fact that this guy got away with sleeping with my girlfriend and I want to hit him. I imagine he sees me and secretly laughs to himself about he fucked my girlfriend when she was on the rebound and how much of a douche I am for never confronting him about it.

Edit: Seems like elektrik gets it.

I doubt he secretly laughs to himself because he fucked your at-the-time-ex-girlfriend while she was on the rebound, nor do I think he expects you to confront him about it. I don't think hitting him will bring you any resolution. Just curious, at this point do you regret that you were ever broken up at all? 'Cause it sounds to me like a case of "I can't believe this fucking happened at all"--and these happen to me all the time, where she means so much to you now that you can't believe you or she drove her(self) into the arms of someone else, when it always should have been you. Anyway, I'm just spitballin' here. Give us some more details on the break-up if you're willing to share!

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #211 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:35:19 PM »

So you broke up with her, got some other pussy, and then got pissed because she fucked one dude you were sort-of-but-not-really mutual acquaintances with? Yeah, I'd let it go. If you confront him about it you'll just end up looking like the douchebag in the end.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #212 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:53:09 PM »

Have him murdered.

Groogrux · « **Reply #213 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:25:41 PM »

The bitch just won't quit trying to cheat on me...

demi · « **Reply #214 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:33:16 PM »

I wouldn't cheat on you.

Powerslave · « **Reply #215 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:39:32 PM »

♫.. never gonna run around and.. desert you ♫

Groogrux · « **Reply #216 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:14:50 AM »

If only I would have been born loving the cock...

Ichirou · « **Reply #217 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:16:24 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on April 06, 2010, 02:14:50 AM

If only I would have been born loving the cock...

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

cool breeze · « **Reply #218 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:30:23 PM »

why does it seem like hefty/fat guys always have a tattoo on their leg? this one guy in my class has been wearing shorts even through the freezing winter, and now when it makes sense to wear shorts, I keep noticing it it. Why I'm looking at thick legs is another story.

Eric P · « **Reply #219 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:18:05 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on April 06, 2010, 01:30:23 PM

why does it seem like hefty/fat guys always have a tattoo on their leg? this one guy in my class has been wearing shorts even through the freezing winter, and now when it makes sense to wear shorts, I keep noticing it it. Why I'm looking at thick legs is another story.

they want ink but will never take off their shirts?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #220 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:29:20 PM »

Is sick. A week before finals. Fuck.

brob · « **Reply #221 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:35:56 PM »

Why do all fat chicks have such nasty personalities? Isn't there a rule, like, you should compensate for your looks with how nice/funny/etc you are?

I just want some whale head without all the bitching pls! :'(

elektrikluv · « **Reply #222 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:37:02 PM »

It's just a myth that fat girls are nicer.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #223 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:38:39 PM »

Yeah, that's not true at all - I'm kind of an asshole.

Robo · « **Reply #224 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:41:21 PM »

Fat people are just bitter about being third class citizens. Ignore them.

brob · « **Reply #225 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:41:24 PM »

Woe is me... Why didn't I choose the gay? :'(

elektrikluv · « **Reply #226 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:43:26 PM »

Maybe find a nice girl who is most likely to be of normal weight?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #227 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:43:42 PM »

There is still plenty of time to go gay. You are after all, posting on The Bore.

brob · « **Reply #228 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:44:52 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on April 06, 2010, 02:43:26 PM

Maybe find a nice girl who is most likely to be of normal weight?

that implies a relationship. I looking for that non-commitment dome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #229 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:45:50 PM »

There are plenty of slutty chicks that don't require Jenny Craig

brob · « **Reply #230 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:48:03 PM »

well, if I was a big shoot script writer who potentially, maybe has something coming out sometime in the future, but I'm just a freelance graphic designer.

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unemployed, self-hating hipster :'(

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #231 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:50:11 PM »

That is true. My false promises of big city lights, fame and fortune are usually enough to lure any drunken, mildly attractive twenty-something that secretly loathes her boring, mundane life back to my rape van.

Eric P · « **Reply #232 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:54:13 PM »

gross.

hipsters

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #233 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:56:22 PM »

Hipster chicks are not as good in bed as advertised.

brob · « **Reply #234 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:58:30 PM »

4 out of 6 hipster chicks don't give head* so there is a good chance a hipster chick you bring home is a dud. $:-\$

*study conducted by Brobzoid

Eric P · « **Reply #235 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:02:30 PM »

the worst thing about hipsters is everything

everything is the worst thing about hipsters

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #236 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:08:17 PM »

There's only one hipster that I'd sleep with, and I think you know who I'm talking about

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #237 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:09:42 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 06, 2010, 02:38:39 PM

Yeah, that's not true at all - I'm kind of an asshole.

You called yourself a girl

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #238 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:10:28 PM »

This is news

brob · « **Reply #239 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:11:45 PM »

Willco donated his penis to Jamie.

News:

Author Topic: Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol (Read 50228 times)