Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol

[Madrun Badrun]

Almost done my Kant essay.  2 pages of references for only 6 pages of essay

[demi]

Incredible Crisis

that's all I have to say about ska

Fat Randy

[Powerslave]

I fucking hate when I'm watching a show or something and suddenly a commercial comes on and it's like 20db louder. I almost blew out my computer speakers while watching some old South Park online when some lame video game commercial started blasting. What the fuck is this shit? :'(

On the subject of commercials in-between or before videos on the internet.. I am fucking enraged by this shit and the cream of the crop is that they make them unskippable. It's the same like TV.... on my goddamn internet. Since when has this idea become acceptable? Every time I watch South Park I'm bombarded with these shitty 30 second commercials and all it does is make me completely mute the thing and stare at my wall until it ends in order to retain my patience.

[Madrun Badrun]

I just had a deja vu where I felt like I had written this exact same essay a year ago.  It was freaky.

[brawndolicious]

If you had to choose, would you rather lose one arm and gain a dick or a shotgun arm?  It's a really tough question when you think about it.

[Robo]

I have the option between two dicks or a shotgun arm?  That is the most difficult question ever.

[demi]

Shotgun arm, duh. So I can run around shootin niccas

[Barry Egan]

where do they place the other dick?  Where my arm was?

[Madrun Badrun]

I wish I had Arvie's work ethic.  He is constantly reading and writing essays.

I only work because there is nothing else meaningful in my life

That and trying to get into a good grad school.

[Ichirou]

I wish I had Arvie's work ethic.  He is constantly reading and writing essays.

Pretty sure it's just the same essay over and over.

[Fresh Prince]

where do they place the other dick?  Where my arm was?

This is a pretty important question.

[brawndolicious]

where do they place the other dick?  Where my arm was?

That's optional.  But you do have to lose the actual arm below the elbow.  I think I would go for the shotgun since a second dick can't be used when you have only have one arm unless you find a real skank(s).

[Powerslave]

what a shitty hypothetical question

next

[Madrun Badrun]

Done. Now onto the next essay due on Saturday at noon

[Fresh Prince]

Who would you rather be am nintendo or powerslave?

[Madrun Badrun]

am

[The Dark Shake 3000]

I fucking hate when I'm watching a show or something and suddenly a commercial comes on and it's like 20db louder. I almost blew out my computer speakers while watching some old South Park online when some lame video game commercial started blasting. What the fuck is this shit? :'(

On the subject of commercials in-between or before videos on the internet.. I am fucking enraged by this shit and the cream of the crop is that they make them unskippable. It's the same like TV.... on my goddamn internet. Since when has this idea become acceptable? Every time I watch South Park I'm bombarded with these shitty 30 second commercials and all it does is make me completely mute the thing and stare at my wall until it ends in order to retain my patience.

Advertising pays the bills, dude. I'm fine with putting up with advertising, especially when using a free service to watch and/or download things that cost a pretty penny to make. It's just the way they choose to shove the advertising in my face that irks me.

[Cormacaroni]

Having two dicks but only one arm to beat them off with would be a fate worse than death.

[brawndolicious]

I'm filling out the form for an avast registration code and the security code is HOS. LAWL

[Robo]

if you've got big hands and thin dicks, you could probably push them together and beat them off as a single.

[Pringo]

Has the background colour in the logo recently changed for anyone else or is it just me? I was wondering if the theme was changed recently or if my browser has started rendering colours differently for some reason.

[demi]

Looks the same for me in IE8 and FireFox

[brawndolicious]

I don't really like the banner, at least not up in the top of the page.  It makes people think I'm on a gun nut forum.

[Phoenix Dark]

you look like a terrorist anyway, it doesn't matter

[brawndolicious]

well I am pretty proud of not having facial hair that looks like pubes.

[Pringo]

Looks the same for me in IE8 and FireFox

Yeah, I just tried IE and it looks fine there. I think it must be a problem on my end then. I'll try reinstalling Firefox.

[OptimoPeach]

Banner is fine for me, but the New Posts pic for this forum has been missing for a few days.

well I am pretty proud of not having facial hair that looks like pubes.

Damn

[Akala]

Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. 

[cool breeze]

Anyone else notice yesterday (the 8th) was a surprisingly good day?

[Eric P]

i'm going to have to disagree

yesterday was pretty shit

tomorrow not looking better

however i did get to see some awesome bands

[Diunx]

Yesterday was shit.

[cool breeze]

so me having a good day means everyone else has a bad day

sounds about right

[Fresh Prince]

It was a good day.  

[brawndolicious]

could you ignore it?

[Cormacaroni]

Good luck, The Business.

[brawndolicious]

well your backup could be saying you went gay.  you might not have long to use that excuse though.

[The Fake Shemp]

Maybe they need more aviators to mow down innocent civilians.

[tiesto]

Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. 

Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?

[Cormacaroni]

Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. 

Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?

yes. And, oh yeah, invented punk rock smh

[Eric P]

invented punk rock marketing

[TEEEPO]

Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. 

Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?

yes. And, oh yeah, invented punk rock smh

what's wrong with punk rock? 

[The Fake Shemp]

How many free college degrees do you get for every Reuters journalist you murder?

[The Fake Shemp]

I hope you kill at least three more so you can get your doctorate.

[Diunx]

That also might jeopardize my discharge and school payments.  I don't think distinguished effete fellows are eligible for the GI Bill.

smh

[Stoney Mason]

How do I see ratings on youtube for videos or has that been removed when you search? I can't seem to find it now.

[Cormacaroni]

Malcolm McLaren died. I feel neutral. 

Is that the guy who did the old electro song "2 Buffalo girls go round the outside... round the outside"?

yes. And, oh yeah, invented punk rock smh

what's wrong with punk rock? 

I am smh at Tiesto's ignorance of punk history, not smh at punk itself.

[Fresh Prince]

So someone gave my father a hamster for his birthday. What kind of asshole does this? 

I though you hated your father?

Edit: Maybe not hate, dislike.

[Joe Molotov]

So someone gave my father a hamster for his birthday. What kind of asshole does this? 

I found this post by doing a random google search of "asshole" and "hamster".

[etiolate]

Are you sure random is the correct word there?

[Moran]

Any opinions on Qatar from the saudi boritos? Might be going to visit there for a month or so later in the year

[The Fake Shemp]

We were asking for civilians' opinions, not bloodthirsty savages.

[Moran]

Is everything expensive or just the food? My family are moving there so I'll probably be visiting them and it won't be so expensive, would like to maybe do a little exploring though.  Well anyone who knows anything about Qatar, not sure why I wrote Saudi

[OptimoPeach]

I think that Apache video generated enough tears to satiate all of Africa for a day

[Phoenix Dark]

Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry 

[demi]

You're totally in

[Diunx]

Why didn't you say something PD?

[brob]

I've never tasted the sweet nectar of liberty, but I say Cali too



Just so I can have an opinion :'(

[BlueTsunami]

Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry 

You should have texted her and when she looked up all puzzled you would have been all like

[Bacchus7]

So I got more options for college's, I want to know whats the best out of all of them(I'm applying to all of them anyway):

Montana State University

San Diego State University

North Carolina University

Houston University

California State University

I'm leaning on California.

Which CSU? SDSU was in the Tournament, so I'd go there. I have friends who went to MSU: Bozeman. It's a very outdoorsy sort of college. Every student gets a gun rack. Maybe not you 

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Went to breakfast with a chick from school. She was on the phone texting through the entire thing smh. To make things worse she's the one who invited me. I almost left but it was an all-you-can-eat buffet and I was hungry 

You should have texted her and when she looked up all puzzled you would have been all like

This is a brilliant idea