Author Topic: Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol (Read 50402 times)

Himu · « **Reply #420 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 11, 2010, 02:04:55 PM

My town has one that isn't called Discovery Zone but it's basically the exact same thing. I took same little kids I mentioned earlier to it as well and I learned how old I am. I went in the actual play part with them to keep an eye on the 2 year old and my god my knees were in pain from crawling in those damn plastic tunnels.

Ugh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #421 on:** April 11, 2010, 03:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 11, 2010, 02:25:13 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2010, 02:21:45 PM
Cheebs you gonna be on campus tomorrow, say in the SC around 4pm?
I am getting my masters, none of my classes are on main campus anymore only COB. And all my classes this semester are online. I am back at the COB starting in May though. We need to meet up again then.

Should have got your masters from U of M dude. I'll get my mba there

Himu · « **Reply #422 on:** April 11, 2010, 03:39:07 PM »

I want to get my master of fine arts but I'm sick of school and just wanna start a career already.

Cheebs · « **Reply #423 on:** April 11, 2010, 04:04:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2010, 03:24:46 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 11, 2010, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2010, 02:21:45 PM
Cheebs you gonna be on campus tomorrow, say in the SC around 4pm?
I am getting my masters, none of my classes are on main campus anymore only COB. And all my classes this semester are online. I am back at the COB starting in May though. We need to meet up again then.

Should have got your masters from U of M dude. I'll get my mba there

They knocked off 5 required courses so I will be done in less than a year. I wouldn't have been able to start at U of M till this fall. I'll have gone through both my bachelors and masters before you finish your bachelors and you started college about a year before me so I am happy how it is working out lol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #424 on:** April 11, 2010, 04:05:59 PM »

I changed majors three times

Cheebs · « **Reply #425 on:** April 11, 2010, 04:11:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2010, 04:05:59 PM

I changed majors three times

I changed mine twice and I will still have my bachelors and masters from the same school in the same program as you a year at least before you get your bachelors and you started a year before me.

You kept taking classes you didn't need after you entered the business program I thought?

Hey what degree is that crazy Christian dude you live with getting?

demi · « **Reply #426 on:** April 11, 2010, 05:36:35 PM »

Major Magic's > Chuk E Cheese

co-sign this powerful post

Barry Egan · « **Reply #427 on:** April 11, 2010, 05:54:16 PM »

3 essays and an exam away from completing my undergrad. The vertigo hasn't set in yet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #428 on:** April 11, 2010, 06:04:35 PM »

3 essays? fuck. I'm just about done my last one. Then five finals to go :'( and then I'm in 3rd year!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #429 on:** April 11, 2010, 06:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 11, 2010, 04:11:38 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2010, 04:05:59 PM
I changed majors three times
I changed mine twice and I will still have my bachelors and masters from the same school in the same program as you a year at least before you get your bachelors and you started a year before me.

You kept taking classes you didn't need after you entered the business program I thought?

Hey what degree is that crazy Christian dude you live with getting?

Problem is that I was gen business for a year, then psychology for the next fall/winter before choosing my final one. I wish I went into computer science or something that could actually be interesting.

He's in management, which is easy as fuck

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #430 on:** April 11, 2010, 06:55:41 PM »

why didn't you stay in psychology?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #431 on:** April 11, 2010, 07:02:55 PM »

Does he want a job?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #432 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:01:17 PM »

I went to Chuck E. Cheese last Thursday to babysit my brother and it's still fun. All games are one token so you can actually have a couple hours of fun with $10.

And birthday parties are casual events. I don't know anybody who likes to go all formal on those things.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #433 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:09:58 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 11, 2010, 07:02:55 PM

Does he want a job?

What, working at a low security psych ward assessing Arvies, Maleks and BlueTsunamis too good for you?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #434 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:20:07 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 11, 2010, 08:01:17 PM

And birthday parties are casual events. I don't know anybody who likes to go all formal on those things.

No dude, on Evilbore we only go to black tie, $1000-a-plate French restaurants on our B-Day's and laugh at the filthy poor who would dare to enjoy a "meal" with their families at such "restaurants" as Red Lobster or Olive Garden.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #435 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:29:04 PM »

'Family restaurants' are okay by me but a women suggesting an all you cant eat place is pretty weird.

Himu · « **Reply #436 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:44:32 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 11, 2010, 05:54:16 PM

3 essays and an exam away from completing my undergrad. The vertigo hasn't set in yet.

One final project, one final video to edit, and I've got my undergrad.

Moran · « **Reply #437 on:** April 11, 2010, 09:36:51 PM »

Government paid me my student bonus this morning, $4650

Socialism

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #438 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:26:33 PM »

This kid offered me $100 to write a ten-page screenplay for his stupid film class. I'm half way tempted to do it, then write something completely inane and ridiculous.

Ichirou · « **Reply #439 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:30:37 PM »

I'm sure you still have an early draft of Challenge of the Go-Bots lying around. Just give him that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #440 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:40:30 PM »

That is a 130-page epic, far more than what this college punk requires. Ten pages is short enough for me to waste an hour or two writing something that will likely result in the endless ridicule of this guy.

Ichirou · « **Reply #441 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:42:59 PM »

Have it be about a closeted gay guy coming out publicly in the middle of his screenwriting class, to the admiration of all his classmates, culminating in a hookup with one of them.

Everyone will think it's autobiographical!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #442 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:44:50 PM »

Willco where is your business sense? Good results = repeat business.

Diunx · « **Reply #443 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:47:16 PM »

Or one about the crazy night of a black student on his search for love and a wet dick on Buffalo wild wings.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #444 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:54:28 PM »

After all the BUFFALO WILD WINGS talk, I am determined to write a horror film that takes place entirely inside a BUFFALO WILD WINGS.

Eric P · « **Reply #445 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:59:26 PM »

you could easily write one taking place in a bathroom after a night at buffalo wild wings

Ichirou · « **Reply #446 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:59:37 PM »

Too late. I already did it and sold the script on spec. It's called Red Blood on White Snow 2: Buffalo Wild Wings Christmas Horror Massacre Party.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #447 on:** April 11, 2010, 11:30:28 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2010, 10:26:33 PM

This kid offered me $100 to write a ten-page screenplay for his stupid film class. I'm half way tempted to do it, then write something completely inane and ridiculous.

Pull a James Cameron and just hand him something someone else wrote.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #448 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:02:35 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 11, 2010, 11:30:28 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 11, 2010, 10:26:33 PM
This kid offered me $100 to write a ten-page screenplay for his stupid film class. I'm half way tempted to do it, then write something completely inane and ridiculous.

Pull a James Cameron and just hand him something someone else wrote.

And I have an idea for what you could give him....

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=16186.0

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #449 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:03:48 AM »

Willco should totally give him Monsters and Madmen, but with a few key changes to make it more weirdly perverse. Instead of shooting people in the head the main guy just ties them up and sodomizes them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #450 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:55:43 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 11, 2010, 08:29:04 PM

'Family restaurants' are okay by me but a women suggesting an all you cant eat place is pretty weird.

Big Boy is a respected establishment regardless of gender. I don't know where you're from

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #451 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:57:08 AM »

I dont' know, after I heard how the scrambled eggs begin their life makes me want to avoid Breakfast Buffets

etiolate · « **Reply #452 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:20:24 AM »

PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #453 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:22:30 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 12, 2010, 01:20:24 AM

PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?

I just realized that everything that has been remotely close to being a date has ended after the meal. OMFG

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #454 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:25:17 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 12, 2010, 01:20:24 AM

PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?

Nah; this wasn't even a date, more of a meeting of minds over breakfast, or should have been.

When I have gone on dates at restaurants, often we just head downtown. This is a pretty cool place:
http://www.jneilsmongolian.com/

I've gone on a couple dates there, and it's right downtown so it's perfect

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #455 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:25:37 AM »

You guys don't even get what "eating out" means :'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #456 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:46:32 AM »

At least she was texting and not eating.

Cheebs · « **Reply #457 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:49:31 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2010, 12:55:43 AM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 11, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
'Family restaurants' are okay by me but a women suggesting an all you cant eat place is pretty weird.

Big Boy is a respected establishment regardless of gender. I don't know where you're from

Why do you continue to say such things.

Big Boys isn't bad but its barely a step above fast food. You don't go on dates there lol.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #458 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:53:20 AM »

The poster and character are so now so close I don't know when he is joking any more.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #459 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:56:35 AM »

The secret of dating locations

White Girl = Bring to the ghetto (Crown Fried Chicken, lil' Bodega Mom and Pop eateries etc) so she feels scared and looks to you for protection. Bonds will be made.

Ethnic Girl (Black, Puerto Rican... watevs) = Bring to a fine dining establishment like TGIF or Applebees. Shows you've got the benjamins and you's a grown distinguished black fellow'.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #460 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:59:28 AM »

BlueTsunami knows whats up

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #461 on:** April 12, 2010, 01:59:59 AM »

PD's idea of a date is an awkward, uncomfortable meal over kids meals where the chick pretends to be texting people the whole time and he drafts the thread he will post later that night on EB on his napkin with a ballpoint pen.

Cheebs · « **Reply #462 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:01:17 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 01:59:59 AM

PD's idea of a date is an awkward, uncomfortable meal over kids meals where the chick pretends to be texting people the whole time and he drafts the thread he will post later that night on EB on his napkin with a ballpoint pen.

I think you just summed up every PD dating thread perfectly right then and there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #463 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:03:50 AM »

That's basically right

Ichirou · « **Reply #464 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:05:10 AM »

Sounds like a fun time to me!

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #465 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:05:48 AM »

You should write a dating book, PD. Call it "Well, It Sounded Like Fun". The cover is a photo of you in a business suit with your sleeves rolled up, shrugging.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #466 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:05:56 AM »

PD's just writing notes down to supplement his e-Dating era Rom-Com. Its gonna end with him chasing his almost out-of-his-life forever counterpart through the fields of WoW just before she gets on her Griffon Mount.

Cheebs · « **Reply #467 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:08:53 AM »

I wonder how PD would have turned out if he wasn't home schooled. Would he be a playa'?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #468 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:10:46 AM »

He'd probably be DREEK

Cheebs · « **Reply #469 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:12:13 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 02:10:46 AM

He'd probably be DREEK

You are probably right.

etiolate · « **Reply #470 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:21:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2010, 01:25:17 AM

Quote from: etiolate on April 12, 2010, 01:20:24 AM
PD: Do all your dates end with the end of the meal?

Nah; this wasn't even a date, more of a meeting of minds over breakfast, or should have been.

When I have gone on dates at restaurants, often we just head downtown. This is a pretty cool place:
http://www.jneilsmongolian.com/

I've gone on a couple dates there, and it's right downtown so it's perfect

Ah, okay. That location looks date-worthy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #471 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:24:53 AM »

There's also a difference between a "date" and "hanging out." For instance, I'll hang out with a chick at BWW to watch the game. For something more serious I'll go to the place in the link. I want to invite a chick over and cook together, but that could be annoying considering my roommates.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #472 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:26:36 AM »

Also the crippling social distinguished mentally-challenged.

etiolate · « **Reply #473 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:28:32 AM »

if I am just hanging out, its normally with multiple girls and at a social venue

I have met up with girls from online, and initially it was just like meet for coffee, but often it ends up with doing other things and borders on being a date

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #474 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:30:10 AM »

Do they put out more than chicks you go on an actual date with?

Cheebs · « **Reply #475 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:30:37 AM »

PD if you invited a girl over and clearly had sex with her would your super religious roomate call your mom and tell her you broke the contract you signed for her promising to not have sex?

Or would he just pretend nothing happened. Or does he not know of this pact you made?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #476 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:31:22 AM »

Actually, nevermind. PD should totally call his dating book THE SEX CONTRACT.

Cheebs · « **Reply #477 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:32:30 AM »

A pic of PD's mom holding it up looking disapprovingly in the corner.

Ichirou · « **Reply #478 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:33:14 AM »

Actually, that's a set-up for a really funny comedy.

Good-looking black guy has to sign a "no sex contract" with his religious zealot mom before she lets him rent a place near campus, and then he gets a super-religious roomie hired by his mom to keep tabs on him. He gets into all kinds of crazy shenanigans trying to lose his v-card without his moms or roomie finding out.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #479 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:34:29 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 12, 2010, 02:33:14 AM

Actually, that's a set-up for a really funny comedy.

Good-looking black guy has to sign a "no sex contract" with his religious zealot mom before she lets him rent a place near campus, and then he gets a super-religious roomie hired by his mom to keep tabs on him. He gets into all kinds of crazy shenanigans trying to lose his v-card without his moms or roomie finding out.

Like a trip to Denny's with a girl who texts the whole time on her cell phone :'(

PD needs to have adventures that involve actual sex.

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Author Topic: Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol (Read 50402 times)