Author Topic: Official logging thread of random real talk, sponsered by Samoxol (Read 50323 times)

Ichirou · « **Reply #480 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:37:50 AM »

It was BIG BOY, not Denny's. smh

Cheebs · « **Reply #481 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:38:48 AM »

I imagine PD acting all smooth on a date and telling the girl to keep her hands off of him. He has a no-sex contract.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #482 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:39:29 AM »

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #483 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:39:40 AM »

"Sorry girlie, but you need to go. This is big mama's house."

Ichirou · « **Reply #484 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:40:24 AM »

"I just want a taste, baby...c'mon..."
"No can do, sweet cheeks. I promised my moms."

Cheebs · « **Reply #485 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:43:56 AM »

Shake seriously you need to turn this into a script. PD is like a muse.

Ichirou · « **Reply #486 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:44:54 AM »

In the end, PD falls for a harlot PD's mom hired to test him...but the harlot turns out to be a nun-in-training.

demi · « **Reply #487 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:45:18 AM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #488 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:00:06 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 12, 2010, 02:55:20 AM

Whats this about a no sex contract?

PD's mom made him sign a no-sex contract when he moved out into his little bachelor pad. She is super religious so I guess she feared her little boy would be rolling with the ladies and for some reason he agreed to sign it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #489 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 12, 2010, 03:00:06 AM

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 12, 2010, 02:55:20 AM
Whats this about a no sex contract?
PD's mom made him sign a no-sex contract when he moved out into his little bachelor pad. She is super religious so I guess she feared her little boy would be rolling with the ladies and for some reason he agreed to sign it.

Nah, basically it's a renter contract and one of the agreements says we can't have overnight guests of the opposite sex.

I've had a few guy friends crash at my place though.

Cheebs · « **Reply #490 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:05:54 AM »

Your mom is the renter! Still a no sex contract from mama cooks.

etiolate · « **Reply #491 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:06:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2010, 03:02:37 AM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 12, 2010, 03:00:06 AM
Quote from: Wrath2X on April 12, 2010, 02:55:20 AM
Whats this about a no sex contract?
PD's mom made him sign a no-sex contract when he moved out into his little bachelor pad. She is super religious so I guess she feared her little boy would be rolling with the ladies and for some reason he agreed to sign it.

Nah, basically it's a renter contract and one of the agreements says we can't have overnight guests of the opposite sex.

I've had a few guy friends crash at my place though.

sounds like pro-homo institutionalization to me

Ichirou · « **Reply #492 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:13:35 AM »

Pretty sure that contract is unconstitutional and discriminatory. :monocle

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #493 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:14:16 AM »

How about it, PD?

Cheebs · « **Reply #494 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:15:39 AM »

demi · « **Reply #495 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:16:26 AM »

Wow, lmao

Cheebs · « **Reply #496 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:17:55 AM »

So your character tries to help him break his no-sex contract I take it?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #497 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:19:04 AM »

I am the WACKY SEX CRAZED friend and he is the NICE SHELTERED BOY. We go on a road trip to Vegas for the annual AVN convention, where he hopes to meet the woman of his dreams, Lisa Ann.

Cheebs · « **Reply #498 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:20:19 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 03:19:04 AM

I am the WACKY SEX CRAZED friend and he is the NICE SHELTERED BOY. We go on a road trip to Vegas for the annual AVN convention, where he hopes to meet the woman of his dreams, Lisa Ann.

What about the sex contract and his mother.

Is she sending spies to make sure he doesn't break it?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #499 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:21:34 AM »

His mom is racing to Vegas to stop us, and hitchhiking with a band of travelling nuns.

The entire third act takes place in a Buffalo Wild Wings.

Ichirou · « **Reply #500 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:22:22 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 12, 2010, 03:20:19 AM

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 03:19:04 AM
I am the WACKY SEX CRAZED friend and he is the NICE SHELTERED BOY. We go on a road trip to Vegas for the annual AVN convention, where he hopes to meet the woman of his dreams, Lisa Ann.
What about the sex contract and his mother. Is she sending spies to make sure he doesn't break it?

Subplot with the religious roomie chasing after them to make sure PD doesn't break the contract and getting into all sorts of trouble and ending up having a more debauched lifestyle than even PD by the end of it. Like McLovin in superbad.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #501 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:23:25 AM »

No no no, we tie up his roommate and bring him along with us in the trunk. Cheebs is in it, too...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

....He's riding in the backseat

[close]

Ichirou · « **Reply #502 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:25:04 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 03:21:34 AM

His mom is racing to Vegas to stop us, and hitchhiking with a band of travelling nuns.

The entire third act takes place in a Buffalo Wild Wings.

Shit, I love that. It'll be like Macauly Culkin's mom in Home Alone.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #503 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:28:36 AM »

The film doesn't take place in Saudi Arabia :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #504 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:29:40 AM »

Another subplot of Wrath2X stalking Himuro to kill him because of the fatwa due to Himu going against Islam?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #505 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:30:12 AM »

Sure

EDIT - Oh shit, I can probably tie that to the nun thing somehow. Maybe himu is going to some huge Religion Convention in Vegas to denounce God and call all the believers nutjobs and the nuns are going to recruit young boys for the Church to use in it's depraved sex-periments.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #506 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:47:08 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2010, 03:02:37 AM

Nah, basically it's a renter contract and one of the agreements says we can't have overnight guests of the opposite sex.

I've had a few guy friends crash at my place though.

So you can have female guests stay during the day

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #507 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:15:07 AM »

Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.

Ichirou · « **Reply #508 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:34:38 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 03:30:12 AM

Sure

EDIT - Oh shit, I can probably tie that to the nun thing somehow. Maybe himu is going to some huge Religion Convention in Vegas to denounce God and call all the believers nutjobs and the nuns are going to recruit young boys for the Church to use in it's depraved sex-periments.

brob · « **Reply #509 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:01:43 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 12, 2010, 05:15:07 AM

Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.

Sleep is for pussies. Hit up some caffeine and pound that shit

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #510 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:35:42 AM »

James Cameron is already stealing this for the plot of Avatar 2.

Ichirou · « **Reply #511 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:08:58 AM »

Shakin' The Sex Contract will be the new Porky's that American Pie failed to be.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #512 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:32:41 AM »

Shakin' the Sex Contract is too long of a title for Hollywood - it'd have to be shorten to just "The Sex Contract" or "Tyler Perry's Livejournal of an Abstinent Black Man".

tiesto · « **Reply #513 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:01:35 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 12, 2010, 01:56:35 AM

The secret of dating locations

White Girl = Bring to the ghetto (Crown Fried Chicken, lil' Bodega Mom and Pop eateries etc) so she feels scared and looks to you for protection. Bonds will be made.

Ethnic Girl (Black, Puerto Rican... watevs) = Bring to a fine dining establishment like TGIF or Applebees. Shows you've got the benjamins and you's a grown distinguished black fellow'.

Heh, my friend once told me that I should bring one of my dates to Kennedy Fried Chicken in Hempstead (pretty much the biggest ghetto on the island). That would actually be fun to try.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #514 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on April 12, 2010, 09:01:43 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 12, 2010, 05:15:07 AM

Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.
Sleep is for pussies. Hit up some caffeine and pound that shit

I drank a coffee and three energy drinks. Didn't help. I couldn't spell "administrative" if you spotted me the a, r, v, i, and e. At least I managed to answer all the questions.

Turns out cute girl was actually in the class. She asked me how my semester was. Funny Girl (in case you're wondering, I attended one regular class all semester).

Also, I think I was too harsh on Flabby Girl's new figure. I probably shouldn't have judged it until I got a look from behind.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #515 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:26:55 PM »

I just ordered dominos pizza online. Technology is a great thing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #516 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 12, 2010, 03:24:02 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on April 12, 2010, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 12, 2010, 05:15:07 AM

Somehow, despite five hours of trying, I wasn't able to fall asleep. I am going to bomb this morning's administrative law exam.
Sleep is for pussies. Hit up some caffeine and pound that shit

I drank a coffee and three energy drinks. Didn't help. I couldn't spell "administrative" if you spotted me the a, r, v, i, and e. At least I managed to answer all the questions.

Turns out cute girl was actually in the class. She asked my how my semester was. Funny Girl (in case you're wondering, I attended one regular class all semester).

Also, I think I was too harsh on Flabby Girl's new figure. I probably shouldn't have judged it until I got a look from behind.

Funny girl

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #517 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:32:29 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 12, 2010, 03:30:58 PM

I just missed my freshman history class for maybe the 15th time this semester. I didn't think it was a problem but then I actually got a D on my midterm. I need to learn better time management.

I missed every single one of tax, admin, trusts, and family law classes. ALL of them.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #518 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:33:18 PM »

Ya time management is a bitch. I've watched at least 15 episodes of doctor who in the last week when I should have been doing work. I'm going to do horribly in linear algebra on Thursday

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #519 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:36:49 PM »

Ya Malek shouldn't be allowed to complain when he can not go to class and still get a B average. What a jerk.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #520 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:38:46 PM »

I did get good grades. . . There's no way that exam was worth anything over a C (Should be a D, but there are a lot of dudebros in my class).

Anyway, I'm off to the health clinic--they better give my lots of drugs.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #521 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:17:48 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 12, 2010, 03:26:55 PM

I just ordered dominos pizza online. Technology is a great thing.

There was a time in my life where I didn't own a cellphone or any type of phone and had to rely on the magic that is Dominos Pizza Online.

Himu · « **Reply #522 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:26:22 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 12, 2010, 03:30:58 PM

I just missed my freshman history class for maybe the 15th time this semester. I didn't think it was a problem but then I actually got a D on my midterm. I need to learn better time management.

Is this one of those crappy 9 am classes?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #523 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:27:53 PM »

The best thing about Dominos online is the Pizza Tracker

Also I just ate an entire medium pizza and now I feel sick. Bad move. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #524 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:36:54 PM »

Dude I had an entire large one last night and I'm still full today

Veidt · « **Reply #525 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:38:03 PM »

holy shit, so true. when I eat a huge pizza, I usually go a day without eating anything.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #526 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:39:45 PM »

I'd hate to work at Dominos, always under the watchful eye of the Pizza Tracker™

Diunx · « **Reply #527 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:43:57 PM »

Domino's just started taking online orders over here, they have these ads that say "the only restaurant with a website that is good for something"

, how are their baked sandwiches? they are kinda expensive and look small on the pics but I want to try one.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #528 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:52:39 PM »

I have another one sitting in my fridge, since it was like $12 for two mediums. I don't even want to look at the thing. I'm afraid to even venture for a drink right now because I'm scared I'll throw up when I set eyes on the box. :'(

Also I'm writing a paper for class and ugh it's not helping.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #529 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 12, 2010, 05:43:57 PM

they have these ads that say "the only restaurant with a website that is good for something" , h

haha

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #530 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:16:46 PM »

Today there was a goose hanging out in front of my work. Just sitting there next to the front door looking around.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #531 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:19:03 PM »

Never change your avatar again. I could watch that over and over

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #532 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:05:53 PM »

I've never been this stressed out in my life. I can't focus at all and my hands keep shaking. Fuck.

muckhole · « **Reply #533 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:08:44 PM »

Try masturbating. Unless that's what you're doing now, in which case it sounds like you're on the right track.

demi · « **Reply #534 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 12, 2010, 09:05:53 PM

I've never been this stressed out in my life. I can't focus at all and my hands keep shaking. Fuck.

College sounds like the worst decision you've made. Always stressed, no money at all...

Ichirou · « **Reply #535 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 12, 2010, 09:05:53 PM

I've never been this stressed out in my life. I can't focus at all and my hands keep shaking. Fuck.

I'm glad to hear someone's suffering as much as me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #536 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:09:58 PM »

I really think I'm having a nervous breakdown of sorts. I feel entirely sick.

Cheebs · « **Reply #537 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:48:17 PM »

What is so amazing about dominos having online ordering? I've seen lots pizza places do that. It isn't some amazing technology they invented.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #538 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 12, 2010, 11:09:58 PM

I really think I'm having a nervous breakdown of sorts. I feel entirely sick.

Regarding uni?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #539 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:52:38 PM »

Ya. I've been sick the last week with the cold, it's still not over but it's way better. But I feel super anxious and can't think. Really I just want to fucking cry. Fuck.

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