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Lucasfilm Developing
STAR WARS Sitcom!!

Lucasfilm has a new animated “Star Wars” TV comedy in the works. “Daily Show” writer Brendan Hay will be involved, as will “Robot Chicken” creators Seth Green and Matthew Seinreich.

No channel or plotline or characters have been announced, but I’m guessing those super-clumsy Roger Roger Robots might put in an appearance.

Lucasfilm also has a non-animated “Star Wars” series (set between "Revenge of the Sith" and "A New Hope") in the works, and is reportedly developing another animated “Star Wars” series aimed at preschoolers.

Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.

Don't really care cuz I won't be watching, but WTF?
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 08:15:29 PM »
Oh well, Lucas might as well try to be intentionally funny.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 08:16:19 PM »
As fucking insane of a idea this is it is probably the most interesting idea with the Star Wars name on it in 10 years.

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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 08:17:33 PM »
Yeah, too bad the guys behind Robot Chicken are making it.  :yuck

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 08:18:14 PM »
Yeah, too bad the guys behind Robot Chicken are making it.  :yuck

shut your mouth, call robot chicken lame
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 08:19:20 PM »
Yeah, too bad the guys behind Robot Chicken are making it.  :yuck

shut your mouth, call robot chicken lame

What? :lol

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 08:21:10 PM »
I never really got Robot Chicken. It just seemed to be endless dated jokes to 80's cartoons.

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 08:25:23 PM »
I actually watched an episode of the clone wars show (not the samurai jack one) after people kept recommending it in that aotc review thread on gaf...and it was actually decent

have a crazy backlog of other things i need to watch so doubt i'll ever watch the rest
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 08:26:26 PM »
I actually watched an episode of the clone wars show (not the samurai jack one) after people kept recommending it in that aotc review thread on gaf...and it was actually decent
Yeah I keep hearing that but I can't bring myself to sit down and watch new star wars stuff even if people say it is good. I have been far too over-exposed to that universe already.

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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 08:28:10 PM »
I stopped even feigning interest in anything Star Wars after the prequels. I would be perfectly content if this franchise was put on a moratorium and Lucas turned all his attention to fucking sexy black ladies.

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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 08:31:09 PM »
I stopped even feigning interest in anything Star Wars after the prequels. I would be perfectly content if this franchise was put on a moratorium and Lucas turned all his attention to fucking sexy black ladies.


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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 08:31:54 PM »
Lucas should start raping interacial babies instead of his own beloved franchise :'(

Wait, that came out wrong.

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 08:33:10 PM »
Lucas is rich as fuck and has endless black pussy, he is living the good life.

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 08:33:29 PM »
that's kinda how i felt..."this is good, shame about the universe"

surprised i even dl'd it, but i really needed some light fair
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 08:34:50 PM »
I want to be corny and make a joke about the dark side  :(
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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2010, 08:36:01 PM »
Also is the first news related topic about George Lucas and/or Star Wars that wasn't first posted by ManaByte in EB history?

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2010, 08:36:38 PM »
Also is the first news related topic about George Lucas and/or Star Wars that wasn't first posted by ManaByte in EB history?

 :'(
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2010, 08:36:56 PM »
I stopped even feigning interest in anything Star Wars after the prequels. I would be perfectly content if this franchise was put on a moratorium and Lucas turned all his attention to fucking sexy black ladies.
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gawdamn, well done George.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2010, 09:09:52 PM »
It's hard to even feign interest in Star Wars these days.
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2010, 09:10:44 PM »
It's hard to even feign interest in Star Wars these days.

I don't know how ManaByte does it.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2010, 09:14:07 PM »
i'm interested in what will happen in 30 or so years when Lucas dies and a new crop of people take over Star Wars.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2010, 09:14:32 PM »
Somehow I think an Osbourne's style show about Lucas and his family would be more interesing.
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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2010, 09:17:39 PM »
Somehow I think an Osbourne's style show about Lucas and his family would be more interesing.
Hmm. He is dating a much younger black chick and his daughter is some sort of crazy professional fighter:


It could work.

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2010, 09:19:25 PM »
and Lucas turned all his attention to fucking sexy black ladies.

Still not seeing it.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2010, 09:20:52 PM »
and Lucas turned all his attention to fucking sexy black ladies.

Still not seeing it.
She is not OMG AMAZING but she is out of Lucas's league by far looks wise.


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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2010, 09:21:50 PM »

Hmm. He is dating a much younger black chick and his daughter is some sort of crazy professional fighter:


"Professional fighter" is pushing it.  She's had two fights.  1-1, got her ass kicked in the first fight.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2010, 09:22:00 PM »
Lucas and I share the same neckline, and the same taste in ladies. :drool
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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2010, 09:23:24 PM »

She is not OMG AMAZING but she is out of Lucas's league by far looks wise.
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OMG AMAZING-enough in that pic.  :hump
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2010, 09:24:01 PM »
Imagine what the  sex tape would look like though.  :-X

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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2010, 09:24:28 PM »
Lucas and I share the same neckline, and the same taste in ladies. :drool

I thought you liked Asians?

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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2010, 09:24:45 PM »
Imagine what the  sex tape would look like though.  :-X

I would rather have not.

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2010, 09:25:18 PM »
She looks athletic like the total anthesis of George. She must do all the work  :'(
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2010, 09:26:51 PM »
I wonder if his neck is an erogenous zone
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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2010, 09:28:37 PM »
She looks athletic like the total anthesis of George. She must do all the work  :'(

She must do all the carrying. :-\



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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2010, 09:30:18 PM »
Meh.
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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »
Somehow I think an Osbourne's style show about Lucas and his family would be more interesing.
Hmm. He is dating a much younger black chick and his daughter is some sort of crazy professional fighter:
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It could work.

Weird. In a "new Star Wars series" thread, my first thought about the above picture was "Jar Jar looks more realistic this time."

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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2010, 09:35:57 PM »
Her arms do look toned.
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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2010, 09:55:02 PM »
I thought you liked Asians?

Unless Persian chicks count, nope.
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2010, 10:26:15 PM »
I never really got Robot Chicken. It just seemed to be endless dated jokes to 80's cartoons.

I think you have to be a certain age to "get" Robot Chicken.  I think I'm around the perfect age demographic for that show.
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« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2010, 10:29:02 PM »
It seems like Family Guy on speed with shitty stop motion to me. I can see why others like it, but them being involved in a Star Wars sitcom does nothing to entice me at all.

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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2010, 03:09:55 AM »

She is not OMG AMAZING but she is out of Lucas's league by far looks wise.
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OMG AMAZING-enough in that pic.  :hump

Spike Lee is like "Maaannn can you believe this shit?".

Is that Spike Lee? I met him once. He's fucking short.
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« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2010, 03:11:18 AM »
Spike Lee is like six inches shorter than me, and I'd say I'm probably of average height. Dude is like an older black Tom Cruise.

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« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2010, 03:20:16 AM »
DEM BOOBIES :drool
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2010, 03:26:05 AM »
and Lucas turned all his attention to fucking sexy black ladies.

Still not seeing it.
She is not OMG AMAZING but she is out of Lucas's league by far looks wise.
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boooooooooooooobs :drool
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« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2010, 04:40:55 AM »
I never really got Robot Chicken. It just seemed to be endless dated jokes to 80's cartoons.
I think it's funny, the only good thing that Seth Green currently makes.  That's the bad thing about this idea is it'll probably be shitastic family guy type of humor with jokes that have no context that will buttrape the Star Wars name into an obscure piece of nostalgia we can't explain to our spawn.

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« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2010, 05:33:50 AM »
I never really got Robot Chicken. It just seemed to be endless dated jokes to 80's cartoons.
I think it's funny, the only good thing that Seth Green currently makes.  That's the bad thing about this idea is it'll probably be shitastic family guy type of humor with jokes that have no context that will buttrape the Star Wars name into an obscure piece of nostalgia we can't explain to our spawn.
That's the Expanded Universe, isn't it?

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« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2010, 05:58:42 AM »
Lucas should produce a Shakespearean tragedy set in the Starwars Universe.

Make it 3D.

I'd pay to see that.

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« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2010, 06:23:41 AM »
I love big fake tits
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« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2010, 06:27:16 AM »
w/ big juggs
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Re: Lucasfilm developing Star Wars Sitcom: Jar Jar to play wacky neighbor
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2010, 07:58:32 AM »
George Lucas took comments about not being black people in the first Star Wars too far.

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« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2010, 10:48:55 AM »
Lucas should produce a Shakespearean tragedy set in the Starwars Universe.

That's what he tried to do with the Prequel Trilogy and it was a disaster.
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« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2010, 10:55:41 AM »
robot chicken is just an animated version of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Toyfare_Theatre

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Iron Man is a comical drunk, and is rarely seen sober, a parody of the fact that the real character is a recovering alcoholic. However after going to rehab and recovering he attempted to reinstate prohibition which caused a "Civil War" to break out with most of Megoville joining Cap's Secretly Drunk Avengers. Iron Man retuned to his usual drunk self however after Hawkeye shot him with a booze arrow.

i find twisted toyfare theater to be funnier, but robot chicken has its moments
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« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2010, 01:09:20 PM »
robot chicken is just an animated version of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Toyfare_Theatre

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Iron Man is a comical drunk, and is rarely seen sober, a parody of the fact that the real character is a recovering alcoholic. However after going to rehab and recovering he attempted to reinstate prohibition which caused a "Civil War" to break out with most of Megoville joining Cap's Secretly Drunk Avengers. Iron Man retuned to his usual drunk self however after Hawkeye shot him with a booze arrow.

i find twisted toyfare theater to be funnier, but robot chicken has its moments

The Toyfare guys write Robot Chicken actually, but Seth Green takes all the credit.

The best Twisted Mego Theater ever was the one where the Ghostbusters find Obi-Wan's ghost on Hoth.

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« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2010, 05:19:51 PM »
:bow Lucas :bow2

While the rest of us whiny bitches are complaining about him raping our childhoods online, dude is probably titty fucking the entire cast of Living Single.

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« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2010, 05:27:52 PM »
:bow Lucas :bow2

While the rest of us whiny bitches are complaining about him raping our childhoods online, dude is probably titty fucking the entire cast of Living Single.

He's got an estimated net worth of $3 billion. BILLION.
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« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2010, 06:15:02 PM »
And he self-funds all his own (shitty) movies/tv shows so he doesn't ever have to deal with the studio system except for distribution.

And of course the endless lovely black titties. Lucas is living it up.

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« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2010, 06:18:49 PM »
He and Speilberg look up Victoria's Secret catalogues online during fucking Thanksgiving dinner and shit :lol

They might have ruined cinema, but they're living it up :bow

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« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2010, 06:24:33 PM »
I really wonder if Ben Affleck over-exaggerated that story. It seems way to weird to be made up.

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« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2010, 06:28:07 PM »
The 'Fleck don't lie :bow

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« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2010, 11:22:44 PM »
The Toyfare guys write Robot Chicken actually, but Seth Green takes all the credit.

The best Twisted Mego Theater ever was the one where the Ghostbusters find Obi-Wan's ghost on Hoth.
Yeah, because the Twisted Mego Theater guys, having written a niche-targeted fumetti with dolls for a direct-sales-only magazine for toy collectors would definitely have gotten a TV contract on their own. Seth should have just stuck to being a fan and writing the introductions for the compendiums. Who needs fatcat Hollywood insider help?

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