These are the worst damned candies that ever WAS

[Brehvolution]

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+1 

[Madrun Badrun]

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blech blech blech

Strawberry bonbons. Actually vomitted from these.

You have terrible taste. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Jews eat them

[bdoughty]

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blech blech blech

Strawberry bonbons. Actually vomitted from these.

Wrong, the correct answer is...

[bdoughty]

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If you think those are bad, give these rancid balls of poo a try.

[Barry Egan]

Whoppers fucking own

[demi]

Poor CG and Etoilet... having to be subjected to such a tragedy. If only you two were more understood

[Himu]

How is this not a candy corn thread?

this

[Himu]

Best candy:

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My fellow chosen people know what I'm talking about.

fruit slices ARE the best candy in general

[OptimoPeach]

Best candy is:

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MMM thanks for reminding me that I have a bag

[Beezy]

Beezy, who the fuck hates peppermint patties?  So delicious.  GTFO.

No. Fuck that shit. Candy should never make someone sick to their stomach.

[The Fake Shemp]

This why Beezy can't afford nice things

[etiolate]

I use to hate licorice before I found real licorice. The stuff muckhole posted is ass nasty, but some real stuff from Scandinavia is mmm.

[Mr. Gundam]

I love those strawberry things. A gal I work with always has a bowl of them in her office, so I swipe one every once in a while.

[etiolate]

yech

[brob]

I use to hate licorice before I found real licorice. The stuff muckhole posted is ass nasty, but some real stuff from Scandinavia is mmm.

A voice of reason in a sea of fools.   

[AdmiralViscen]

Best candy:

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My fellow chosen people know what I'm talking about.

FUCKING-A

I was thinking for a moment this is something only available in Poland. Silly me.

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They are glorious

There is also a species of them coated in chocolate. GOD DAMN TASTY.

the fuck? i want choco ones

[CrystalGemini]

Never had those fruit slice candies.  I'm really curious now.   Where do you get them?

[Barry Egan]

Ask one of your jewish friends.  They'll know.

[Fresh Prince]

I like licorice too but the real long black stuff

[Don Flamenco]

[CrystalGemini]

Worst candies ever:

ANYTHING coconut flavoured. Coconuts make me diseased. Nasty stuff.

I LOVE coconut.  Coconut smoothies.  Tom kha gai (Thai coconut soup) minus the cilantro - cilantro is :barf.  Coconut juice.  Candied coconut.






Not a huge fan of the coconut+ pineapple combo though.  I prefer those two flavors separately unless it's in kaeng phed ped yang (Thai duck curry).

[etiolate]

Ask one of your jewish friends.  They'll know.

Are the sunkist brand ones the same thing?

[BlueTsunami]

Bad



Good



*Mamba's are like Starbursts but with a mellow sherbet taste

[CrystalGemini]

Have you ever had Morinaga Hi-Chews, blue?   




Candy with the texture of gum. 

[Barry Egan]

Ask one of your jewish friends.  They'll know.

Are the sunkist brand ones the same thing?

I've seen "Sunkist Gems" before which are more or less the same idea.  I wasn't aware of a fruit-shaped variety but if they look like the Barton's stuff and its kosher for passover than yes.

[BlueTsunami]

Have you ever had Morinaga Hi-Chews, blue?   
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Candy with the texture of gum. 

Yep! I bought a large pack a few years back, absolutely loved the texture of it (definitely caters to the candy eaters who usually have a strong urge to swallow their gum). I remember loving the Strawberry and Lemon... oh god I need some now

[cool breeze]

Call and complain:

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[etiolate]

I got a pack of Mamba sours right now.

[CrystalGemini]

I've got almond royals.   



And before you say anything about them, I'd like to say they are fuckin' delicious.

[etiolate]

slightly less cat poopy than almond roca

[demi]

Those look good. I lub Almond Joys

[ToxicAdam]

Bad: Necco Wafers, Hard Christmas Candies, Butterscotch anything, Almond Joy, Juicy Fruit gum, Chick o Sticks.

[BlueTsunami]

I got a pack of Mamba sours right now.

I've never tried the sours though, only the regular ones. With that said, I need to find myself some sour Mambas (hugely into sour candy).

[CrystalGemini]

Those look good. I lub Almond Joys

You gotta try them!  OMGOMG

They're different from Almond Joys in that the chocolate has a caramel-like texture and the chocolate leans more towards dark chocolate flavor than milk chocolate.   Sooooooo gooooodd...

slightly less cat poopy than almond roca

Almond Roca's are ok.  Meh.  Still don't see how you can think these candies look like cat poop and not think kubideh kabobs look like human poop.

[cool breeze]

the amazing smell of kabob kubideh overpowers your eyes

[CrystalGemini]

Oh I'm not questioning the delicious-ness of the kabobs at all! 

I just find it interesting that the mind can see relationships by outward appearance for one thing but not another though they both resemble, in this case, poop.