These are the worst damned candies that ever WAS

[etiolate]

blech blech blech

Strawberry bonbons. Actually vomitted from these.

[Donono]

NO

[demi]

Awesome candy

[brawndolicious]

Very wrong.  So sweet and chewy.  They taste like childhood.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Beezy]

How is this not a candy corn thread?

[Reb]

John?

[CrystalGemini]

How is this not a candy corn thread?

SHUT UR WHORE MOUF.


<3 Pumpkin shaped candy corn <3

[AdmiralViscen]

Nah those are delicious. I figured this would be about some chalky shit like Sweet Tarts or those valentines hearts.

[Beezy]

How is this not a candy corn thread?

SHUT UR WHORE MOUF.

DAMMIT WOMAN

Candy corn is vile. Fucking vile. It was an insult when teachers tried to hand that out to students for Halloween back in the day.

[Brehvolution]

The candy stick that comes with Fun Dip is the best candy.



Screw the dip. I just want a bag of these.

[brob]

I got some american candy from the gaf candy swap and I felt like I was being punished. :'(

Fucking horrible.

[Tauntaun]

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blech blech blech

Strawberry bonbons. Actually vomitted from these.

[etiolate]

strawberry bonbons are what terrorist hickory farms uses to poison their holiday gift boxes

[Eel O'Brian]

you misspelled "candy cigarettes"

[Great Rumbler]

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blech blech blech

Strawberry bonbons. Actually vomitted from these.

WRONG

[Human Snorenado]

etoilet:  wrong on gaming.  wrong on candy.  wrong for america!

[CrystalGemini]

you misspelled "candy cigarettes"

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Yes they are disgusting but they were so much fun.  Like Ring Pops.  


I'd have to say the bubble gum cigarettes were a better alternative as powder puffs out when you blow into them.

[Eel O'Brian]

put those together with some candy pabst blue ribbon and it would be just like my dad!

[tehjaybo]

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Disgusting.

The only bad candy I've seen so far.  Other than someone mentioning those candy hearts, blech.

I actually had some of the strawberry things on Sunday when I got called into work.  No one was here so I raided the candy dishes.  Good times.

The candy stick that comes with Fun Dip is the best candy.
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Screw the dip. I just want a bag of these.

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[CrystalGemini]

Eh.  I wouldn't say strawberry bonbons are the absolute worst candy out there but I sure wouldn't spend money on them.  If it comes in a gift basket there's a good chance it'll just hang around the house for the next year or two moving from counter to counter before it finally ends up in the garbage can.  Likewise if it's the only free food at the office I'd definitely eat it.

On a slightly unrelated note, Hickory Farms has stopped selling their 2lb summer sausages online and in their catalogs and there aren't any stores that sell them left in Northern California.   :'(

In memory:

[tehjaybo]

They were actually among one of the first things I picked up.  I like that they feel a bit waxy at first, but still have good flavor.  Other than that, I got a few jawbreakers, a sucker, some Smartees, and some kind of grape hard candy. 

SHIT, Easter was Sunday.  I need to go stock up on candy.  I forgot all about that.   

[etiolate]

I had to eat a bunch of strawberry bonbons once because my blood sugar was low and it was the only candy around. It was the only candy around because it was part of some gift bag and nobody wanted it. I ate the bonbons, but then threw them up about ten minutes later.

[Eel O'Brian]

Eh.  I wouldn't say strawberry bonbons are the absolute worst candy out there but I sure wouldn't spend money on them.  If it comes in a gift basket there's a good chance it'll just hang around the house for the next year or two moving from counter to counter before it finally ends up in the garbage can.  Likewise if it's the only free food at the office I'd definitely eat it.

On a slightly unrelated note, Hickory Farms has stopped selling their 2lb summer sausages online and in their catalogs and there aren't any stores that sell them left in Northern California.   :'(

In memory:
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i buy one of these every year during the holidays, and snack on it with some good cheese and upscale crackers through the rest of the year

also, candy cigarettes may make you look cool when you're ten, but they are terrible as a candy, you may as well just eat the wrapper off a straw

[CrystalGemini]

The local Safeway and Target used to sell them but they both stopped about a year ago.   :'( :'( :'(

Safeway only sells this other off-brand of summer sausage now.  It ain't bad but it ain't Hickory Farm.  :'(

[Eric P]

put those together with some candy pabst blue ribbon and it would be just like my dad!

then i think i saw your dad last night in brooklyn!

[Eel O'Brian]

summer sausage + good smoked provolone + vegetable cracker + this:



= taste nirvana

put those together with some candy pabst blue ribbon and it would be just like my dad!

then i think i saw your dad last night in brooklyn!

 

[tehjaybo]

summer sausage + good smoked provolone + vegetable cracker + this:

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= taste nirvana

Goddamn this thread is making me hungry.  Not so sure about the sweet hot mustard...  but the provolone + summer sausage...  And good goddamn.

[CrystalGemini]

I've only recently started using mustards when I snack on summer sausage, cheese and crackers and OMG it's . So far I've liked just about every cheese I've tried with summer sausage (with a few exceptions) - every cheese adds something different to the combination.  It's so much fun trying something new every time.   

The sweet hot mustard doesn't sound half bad right now. 

[Robo]

Anything that tastes like black licorice is certainly a candidate for worst candy ever.

[tehjaybo]

I'm a huge fan of colby.  I don't know what that says about my palate...  but it's my favorite to eat with anything, followed by provolone, then mozzarella, etc etc.

'Course, I've been told I have the palate of a five-year-old by my chef friend.    :'(

Anything that tastes like black licorice is certainly a candidate for worst candy ever.

Don't drink Absinthe.

[brob]

People hating on black licorice are sub-human.

  

[tehjaybo]

People hating on black licorice are smart.

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[brob]

 

[CrystalGemini]

Anything that tastes like black licorice is certainly a candidate for worst candy ever.

Yeah...Can't say I'm a huge fan of licorice flavors either though I love using anise and star anise in recipes.  It's one of those flavors that I find better in moderation.

[tehjaybo]

Tyrkisk Peber is a strong liquorice candy flavored with ammonium chloride and pepper, made by the Finnish company Fazer and popular in the country.

Ammonium chloride is sold in blocks at hardware stores for use in cleaning the tip of a soldering iron and can also be included in solder as flux.  Other uses include a feed supplement for cattle, in hair shampoo, in textile printing, in the glue that bonds plywood, as an ingredient in nutritive media for yeast, in cleaning products, and as cough medicine.

 

[Dickie Dee]

Eh.  I wouldn't say strawberry bonbons are the absolute worst candy out there but I sure wouldn't spend money on them.  If it comes in a gift basket there's a good chance it'll just hang around the house for the next year or two moving from counter to counter before it finally ends up in the garbage can.  Likewise if it's the only free food at the office I'd definitely eat it.

On a slightly unrelated note, Hickory Farms has stopped selling their 2lb summer sausages online and in their catalogs and there aren't any stores that sell them left in Northern California.   :'(

In memory:
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Call and complain:

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[AdmiralViscen]

[brob]

Tyrkisk Peber is a strong liquorice candy flavored with ammonium chloride and pepper, made by the Finnish company Fazer and popular in the country.

Ammonium chloride is sold in blocks at hardware stores for use in cleaning the tip of a soldering iron and can also be included in solder as flux.  Other uses include a feed supplement for cattle, in hair shampoo, in textile printing, in the glue that bonds plywood, as an ingredient in nutritive media for yeast, in cleaning products, and as cough medicine.

 

Sorry tehjaybo, it's candy for men, I see now why you'd be hating. I realize gender roles are important in Kentucky and I didn't mean to make you feel like a girl. 

[tehjaybo]

I didn't realized that part of being a man was ingesting solder flux. 

www.artofmanliness.com 

Maybe you should read up.

[brob]

A site about manliness hosted in the states?

[Great Rumbler]

A site about manliness hosted in the states?

Are you suggesting that a bunch European communazies would know more about maniless than us red-blooded American pioneers?

[tehjaybo]

In case you Euro-pansies don't know what that is, it's a man holding a gun. 

Which is what men do.

This was taken right after I ate a raw steak, and right before I punched a bear in the jaw to see what it would do.

It ran.

[tehjaybo]

But yeah, candy is good too.

[Barry Egan]

[Barry Egan]

The Worst Candies:

[brob]

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In case you Euro-pansies don't know what that is, it's a man holding a gun. 

Which is what men do.

This was taken right after I ate a raw steak, and right before I punched a bear in the jaw to see what it would do.

It ran.

Only tool I've ever used to kill shit with is a knife.

This ain't exactly like mine, but it's the same type.


Everyone can point a gun at something, effete cigar 'merkin.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

The Worst Candies:

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YES. Fuck peeps in the ass. Hate getting that shit for Easter.

[Positive Touch]

finally someone posts some candy that's ACTUALLY terrible.  fucking shitty peeps.  only good for the microwave.

are we including candy bars in this thread?  if so then i nominate Zero white chocolate assy bars for the title of worst food ever created.  i'd rather choke on kosma's dick than put another one of those in my mouth again.

[Yeti]

 

[Beezy]

The Worst Candies:

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I know I'm probably alone on this, but this one literally made me wanna hurl:



The sight of it alone brings back bad memories of the one time I had one and felt like shit for the rest of the day. That shit is my kryptonite. I don't even have to see it. If I just smell it my stomach gets weak.

[Tauntaun]

[muckhole]

For me it's:



They've managed to take black licorice which is already disgusting, and take it to a whole new plane of ass.

[TakingBackSunday]

Bit O' Honey's are fucking incredible, gtfo

In terms of the BEST candy ever, here you go

[Barry Egan]

Best candy:



My fellow chosen people know what I'm talking about.

[Human Snorenado]

Beezy, who the fuck hates peppermint patties?  So delicious.  GTFO.

Chip- you know the score.  *terrorist fist jab*

[Tauntaun]

Best candy:

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My fellow chosen people know what I'm talking about.

  nomnomnom

[Dickie Dee]

 

[The Fake Shemp]

I banned those things from Passover since I'm trying to LOSE weight.

[Great Rumbler]

Best candy is: