Author Topic: Online dating thread 2.0 (Read 3181 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** April 09, 2010, 02:41:17 AM »

I find the library and Buffalo Wild Wings to be the best place to meet women, but the online scene is pretty bumping too real talk. I neglected my online accounts for a long time and recently noticed I was getting lots of views at okcupid. Meanwhile PlentyOfFish is eh...still a piece of shit. It's always the same people looking at my profile, the same people being recommended, etc.

sent a pm to this chick

no response, but I'm not expecting one.

Both my accounts are soo outdated. Maybe I'll get better views/responses if I tidy my shit up.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:42:06 AM »

Smash that shit homie

Post the vid

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:44:48 AM »

buffalo wild wings?

We need pics of the girls checking you out.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:45:13 AM »

sort of reminds me of rhianna- well good luck with that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:50:10 AM »

This thread will be boring if you guys don't create accounts and post pics/PMs/etc.

hottest chick who's viewed me this month

I'm thinking of sending a PM...but she's 4'11. Dunno if I can deal with that.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:52:05 AM »

Yeah I found her profile. She is like into Pokemon and shit.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:52:15 AM »

Just because a chick views your profile doesn't mean she's DTF. Also she looks kind of, uh...underage.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:52:57 AM »

Chicks who list themselves as "bi-sexual" tend to be looking for women. Just a word of advice for a professional.

Cheebs · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:54:38 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2010, 02:52:57 AM

Chicks who list themselves as "bi-sexual" tend to be looking for women. Just a word of advice for a professional.

Details

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:57:40 AM »

More of a general observation really. I've messaged a few who were bisexual and have never gotten responses. And I've talked to guys in the same situation. We're not ugly men, mind you

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:58:51 AM »

Do you often get message back from the straight girls then?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2010, 03:02:48 AM »

I get messages from them. I haven't sent many out.

Just sent one to the 4'11 chick, I'm expecting nothing

Rman · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2010, 03:05:03 AM »

Are you for real this time, PD?

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2010, 08:48:12 AM »

Pretty bumping

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2010, 10:17:55 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 09, 2010, 10:16:57 AM

Quote from: The Business on April 09, 2010, 03:29:13 AM
Is PD or Himuro the virgin?

both

Pretty sure Himu gets laid...

BlackMage · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:04:49 PM »

nah PD is not a loser. he just lives in Michigan

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:11:34 PM »

Fuck online dating.

I received just one response from a woman on OKCupid, and she only replied to tell me that her standards were high. :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:21:54 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 09, 2010, 12:11:34 PM

Fuck online dating.

I received just one response from a woman on OKCupid, and she only replied to tell me that her standards were high. :'(

What pic did you use?

When I set one up to stalk PD's profile I was shocked by how many messages I got. I was too lazy to really take any of it seriously though. Seeing how I got more people messaging me than I would have expected from a profile that was just thrown together I should give it a real chance sometime if I wasn't so lazy.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:24:22 PM »

Cheebs

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:27:58 PM »

I remember I showed PD one of the girls who messaged me who I ignored was some girl he was stalking and trying to work up the nerve to message and who then never responded to him.

Poor PD. :'(

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:29:27 PM »

It's hard out here for a distinguished black fellow :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:32:38 PM »

Online dating is a white persons sport. He should stick to this:
http://annarbor.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?layout=detailed

Diunx · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:39:04 PM »

I'm gonna make a profile, which gringo city should I use?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:43:09 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 09, 2010, 12:21:54 PM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 09, 2010, 12:11:34 PM
Fuck online dating.

I received just one response from a woman on OKCupid, and she only replied to tell me that her standards were high. :'(

What pic did you use?

When I set one up to stalk PD's profile I was shocked by how many messages I got. I was too lazy to really take any of it seriously though. Seeing how I got more people messaging me than I would have expected from a profile that was just thrown together I should give it a real chance sometime if I wasn't so lazy.

Winnipeg: The weather is cold; the women are colder.

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:45:34 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 09, 2010, 12:43:09 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 09, 2010, 12:21:54 PM
Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 09, 2010, 12:11:34 PM
Fuck online dating.

I received just one response from a woman on OKCupid, and she only replied to tell me that her standards were high. :'(

What pic did you use?

When I set one up to stalk PD's profile I was shocked by how many messages I got. I was too lazy to really take any of it seriously though. Seeing how I got more people messaging me than I would have expected from a profile that was just thrown together I should give it a real chance sometime if I wasn't so lazy.

Winnipeg: The weather is cold; the women are colder.

show us your profile!

eb collectively can fix it to make you snag someone better than flannel girl

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 09, 2010, 01:00:06 PM »

I nuked the account months ago.

(I also nuked my youtube and photobucket accounts.)

Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** April 09, 2010, 01:00:54 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on April 09, 2010, 01:00:06 PM

I nuked the account months ago.

(I also nuked my youtube and photobucket accounts.)

there are women you are afraid of being rejected by on youtube?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 09, 2010, 01:05:59 PM »

Sure. Maybe by MemeMolly?

Diunx · « **Reply #28 on:** April 09, 2010, 01:06:37 PM »

Why did you nuked your youtube account? those videos were awesome :'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #29 on:** April 09, 2010, 02:58:38 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 09, 2010, 01:54:12 PM

Man, I sure hope I don't end up having to use dating services when I'm in my twenties.

You better smash some pussy before it too late!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** April 09, 2010, 04:22:07 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 09, 2010, 04:12:17 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 09, 2010, 02:58:38 PM
Quote from: Green Man on April 09, 2010, 01:54:12 PM
Man, I sure hope I don't end up having to use dating services when I'm in my twenties.

You better smash some pussy before it too late!

Does it count even if I pay for it? Cause that's the only way I see it happening for me.

I'll put it like dis', payin' fo' pussy is like buying a Microtransaction that beats the game for you, there's no skill involved and the game is only doin' its job.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 09, 2010, 04:22:30 PM »

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32 on:** April 10, 2010, 09:42:37 AM »

If you can't get laid by age 25, maybe 26 at the latest, give up and invest in a love pillow.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** April 10, 2010, 11:59:36 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on April 10, 2010, 09:42:37 AM

If you can't get laid by age 25, maybe 26 at the latest, give up and invest in a love pillow.

Boogie · « **Reply #34 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:03:55 PM »

Online dating is a pain in the ass. Okcupid's not very popular here in Canada, it seems there's only freaks on there. (and not the good kind of freak)

as for POF, it seems impossible to actually meet a chick off of there. I'll get a response maybe one out of ten messages. Women never initiate messages, either, just the odd first message from uglier chicks.

Cheebs · « **Reply #35 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 10, 2010, 01:03:55 PM

Online dating is a pain in the ass. Okcupid's not very popular here in Canada, it seems there's only freaks on there. (and not the good kind of freak)

as for POF, it seems impossible to actually meet a chick off of there. I'll get a response maybe one out of ten messages. Women never initiate messages, either, just the odd first message from uglier chicks.

I would imagine if you wanted a girl who was serious about it you'd use a pay site like Match.com, no?

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:08:55 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 10, 2010, 01:05:46 PM

Quote from: Boogie on April 10, 2010, 01:03:55 PM
Online dating is a pain in the ass. Okcupid's not very popular here in Canada, it seems there's only freaks on there. (and not the good kind of freak)

as for POF, it seems impossible to actually meet a chick off of there. I'll get a response maybe one out of ten messages. Women never initiate messages, either, just the odd first message from uglier chicks.
I would imagine if you wanted a girl who was serious about it you'd use a pay site like Match.com, no?

Yes, but this has the side effect of girls who will go out with you just to get their money's worth out of Match. I met waaaaay more girls off Match than any other dating site, though the girls I met off OKC were much better fits.

Online dating

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:12:11 PM »

Use eharmony's bias towards religious people and get yourself a nice religious girl who wants to have lots of babies on it.

brob · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:23:45 PM »

Real talk, I'd rather just go with a high class prostitute than wade through some e-dating site.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:07:17 PM »

I find that Online Dating is the death knell of confidence, when used as a last ditch attempt to find a boo'

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #40 on:** April 11, 2010, 08:16:12 PM »

i was going to create a free account for shits and giggles but then I (like always) lost interest and never did it.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:22:03 AM »

I created an account a while back but found the only people on there were the same sort of psychopaths I was meeting normally. So it wasn't very useful, just more convenient.

tiesto · « **Reply #42 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:30:15 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 11, 2010, 12:12:11 PM

Use eharmony's bias towards religious people and get yourself a nice religious girl who wants to have lots of babies on it.

Yeah... considering how things worked out with my last girlfriend (a religious zealot who I met online)... no thanks!

Dating an agnostic girl now who is a much better fit for me, even if she can be a big tomboy sometimes.

Cheebs · « **Reply #43 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:35:41 AM »

Looking at online dating sites and the type of people on it it seems to me it has increasingly become they alternative to chatting people up in bars/clubs/etc for a segment of the population. At least amongst the 20-something age set. Most people I notice on these sites are either hipster-wannabe types, the very religious, or the socially awkward/shy. The type of people who rarely hang out at bars and the like. There is and always will be the far more comfortable and easier way of meeting girls through friends/work but as far as I can tell for the non-bar/club going types this has become their replacement for that.

Cheebs · « **Reply #44 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:39:29 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 12, 2010, 11:38:38 AM

Hipsters don't hang out at bars?

Hipster wannabes. Not the actual hipsters. The ones who copy it because they have no confidence in their actual personality.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:15:24 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 12, 2010, 11:39:29 AM

Quote from: mojovonio on April 12, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
Hipsters don't hang out at bars?
Hipster wannabes. Not the actual hipsters. The ones who copy it because they have no confidence in their actual personality.

There is no such thing as a faux hipster. That's an oxymoron.

Cheebs · « **Reply #46 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:20:57 PM »

How did they know who to copy to be a faux hipster then if all hipsters are faux hipsters?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:24:11 PM »

Can anyone actually tell me what a hipster is without pointing to someone and saying "look, hipster!"?

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 12, 2010, 02:20:57 PM

How did they know who to copy to be a faux hipster then if all hipsters are faux hipsters?

There is no way you can try to be a hipster, because the definition of hipster is already "trying too hard". Trying to dress a certain way to fit in with the crowd automatically makes you a hipster; one can't fake being a hipster, you just become one the minute you make the attempt.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:33:05 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 12, 2010, 02:32:53 PM

Someone that strives to stick out and be an individual, so they go against as many social norms as possible. Most buy their clothes at the salvation army and dress like they were in the 80s/90s. They ride 10 speed bikes and try to look as poor as possible. Their motivation for most of their persona, is to be ironic.

Also the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows who wear scarves with tshirts in 90 degree weather.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #50 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:36:38 PM »

BrandNew :'(

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Author Topic: Online dating thread 2.0 (Read 3181 times)