Author Topic: I'm locked out of my apartment! What should I do? (Read 7781 times)

Cheebs · « **Reply #60 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:52:31 AM »

doesnt your apartment have a super or something that can open the door?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #61 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:52:57 AM »

not on the premises.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #62 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:57:24 AM »

43% battery power left. Have to start rationing in order to maintain this live blog. My sanity, too, is bound to that dwindling power bar.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #63 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:58:13 AM »

Call the police dude. Ask a neighbor if you can use their phone or go to a shop

Ichirou · « **Reply #64 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:01:29 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 12, 2010, 02:54:35 AM

Who keeps receipts in their wallet?

You buy something, you keep the receipt in case you have to return it. I have a bunch of receipts in my wallet.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #65 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:01:37 AM »

Do you have a car? Sleep in the car.

If you don't have a car...

*points and laughs*

Cheebs · « **Reply #66 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:01:58 AM »

I throw my receipts onto the floor of my car.

Ichirou · « **Reply #67 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:02:24 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 12, 2010, 03:01:58 AM

I throw my receipts onto the floor of my car.

How classy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #68 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:03:45 AM »

Wow, the backseat of your mom's car must be messy as fuck Cheebs

Cheebs · « **Reply #69 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:06:57 AM »

I clean up my car Ichi, I just throw it there in the moment. I dont want to carry that paper around with me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #70 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:10:44 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 12, 2010, 03:08:54 AM

They should come up with a card that stores receipts in order to reduce the usage of paper.

Not a bad idea, especially if you can make it some sort of universal card that works everywhere with all your transactions.

I keep my receipts in my wallet and then eventualy either throw them away or put them in a drawer. It's a habit I got from my dad, I think.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #71 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:14:14 AM »

That would be nice in a perfect world, but I'm sure stores like the fact that receipts are inconvenient and very easily lost.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #72 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:17:23 AM »

Uh oh, haven't heard from 'popo in nearly 20 minutes... Is he dead? Raped by hobos? Eaten by jackals?

Ichirou · « **Reply #73 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:17:32 AM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on April 12, 2010, 03:14:14 AM

That would be nice in a perfect world, but I'm sure stores like the fact that receipts are inconvenient and very easily lost.

Pretty sure the companies would actually like saving so much on paper receipts and they could promote it as being environmentally friendly, maybe even charge you a couple of bucks for a card.

Ichirou · « **Reply #74 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:17:50 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 12, 2010, 03:17:23 AM

Uh oh, haven't heard from 'popo in nearly 20 minutes... Is he dead? Raped by hobos? Eaten by jackals?

Laptop battery ran out most likely.

Ichirou · « **Reply #75 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:20:36 AM »

Ten cents is too much if you're going to use it for every single transaction. Just charge for the card itself and its eventual replacement/transferring your receipts to a new card.

Cheebs · « **Reply #76 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:21:42 AM »

He is probably dead and we are talking about ideas on how to more easier keep track of receipts.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #77 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:22:30 AM »

Yeah, you insensitive pricks. Let's get back to talking about Jeff Wells

drew · « **Reply #78 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:23:41 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 12, 2010, 03:17:23 AM

Is he dead? Raped by hobos? Eaten by jackals?

probably all of those

at the same time

Ichirou · « **Reply #79 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:24:11 AM »

Emotionally vivid cowboy hat.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #80 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:24:46 AM »

Liveblog update:

Decided to check roommates window to see if he had returned. Found that my neighbors apartment door was wide open. Decided to walk in.

Found neighbor "Alex" smoking bong. I explained my predicament. He asked me if I might be able to get in to my apartment from the inner foyer. I was doubtful because my roommate usually locks that door but decided it was worth a shot.

Unfortunately Alex doesn't use the foyer exit to his apartment and had a few layers of furniture up against the entrance. It took a little while to rearrange his chairs and computer desktop just so that I could barely squeeze through. I entered the foyer and twisted the knob to my apartment. Motherfucking YES. Door opens.

I go back in to shake Alex's hand. I also ask him if he's selling. He gives me a bag of weed, but can't make change so gives it on the house.

Time for bed. Liveblog ova.

demi · « **Reply #81 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:25:56 AM »

Worst blog ever. Should have sucked Alex off.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #82 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:27:15 AM »

It's not too late...

Ichirou · « **Reply #83 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:28:58 AM »

Drama over, time to get back to talking about receipts and Jeffrey Wells.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #84 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:29:54 AM »

Ask Alex is he has any more

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #85 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:31:34 AM »

weed selling neighbors

Glad to hear you're not gonna freeze to death.

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You could still go back out and try to get raped by hobos, tho. The night is young!

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #86 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:32:54 AM »

I can tell that this is higher quality than what I've been smoking. Alex!

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #87 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:34:28 AM »

Sounds like someone deserves a blowjob

Barry Egan · « **Reply #88 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:37:41 AM »

The only unfortunate outcome of all this is that I had entirely too much red bull assuming that I would have to stay up all night. $:-\$

Yeti · « **Reply #89 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:18:31 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 12, 2010, 03:37:41 AM

The only unfortunate outcome of all this is that I had entirely too much red bull assuming that I would have to stay up all night. $:-\$

That's not the only unfortunate outcome. Poor Alex didn't even get a handy from yo. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #90 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:20:14 PM »

You guys don't have a home phone?

I say you join a web cam site and strip for the bore.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #91 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:21:12 PM »

we have a home phone.

Himu · « **Reply #92 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:22:41 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on April 12, 2010, 03:24:46 AM

Liveblog update:

Decided to check roommates window to see if he had returned. Found that my neighbors apartment door was wide open. Decided to walk in.

Found neighbor "Alex" smoking bong. I explained my predicament. He asked me if I might be able to get in to my apartment from the inner foyer. I was doubtful because my roommate usually locks that door but decided it was worth a shot.

Unfortunately Alex doesn't use the foyer exit to his apartment and had a few layers of furniture up against the entrance. It took a little while to rearrange his chairs and computer desktop just so that I could barely squeeze through. I entered the foyer and twisted the knob to my apartment. Motherfucking YES. Door opens.

I go back in to shake Alex's hand. I also ask him if he's selling. He gives me a bag of weed, but can't make change so gives it on the house.

Time for bed. Liveblog ova.

ALEX

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