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The Fake Shemp

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Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« on: December 19, 2006, 06:23:27 PM »
Harry or Ron?
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 06:23:48 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2006, 06:26:03 PM »
Niether for me. I pick MALFOY  :-* :heartbeat

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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2006, 06:27:48 PM »
Hermione. Easily.
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2006, 06:30:37 PM »
Hermione looks like she has a pretty big wang.  Good choice!
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2006, 06:31:56 PM »
Hermoine has an oversized clit.  In fact, Ron says it's like a tiny cock.
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2006, 06:36:04 PM »
Hermoine has an oversized clit.  In fact, Ron says it's like a tiny cock.

Which speaks LOADS about him that I don't even want to think about... :-*
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2006, 06:36:52 PM »
Harry
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2006, 06:39:09 PM »
Harry

Oh please, like you wouldn't do both of them at the drop of a hat and snowball Ron's prepubescent dog water.

Whore. :-*
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2006, 06:45:07 PM »
Wow, is that in the new book?  BECAUSE IF SO....
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2006, 06:46:28 PM »
Wow, is that in the new book?  BECAUSE IF SO....

Its an added scene in Willco's adapatation of Book Six. :-*
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2006, 07:09:00 PM »
Hermione looks like she has a pretty big wang.  Good choice!

Hell yeah
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2006, 07:15:27 PM »
Harry. That Daniel Radclaff has some body.

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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2006, 08:18:48 PM »
Snape

I'd make him say "I'll EAT your ASS OUT...with a SPOON, DRINKY OF LOCKSLEY!!!"
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2006, 08:20:34 PM »
Because, you twit, it's DULL!  It'll hurt!
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2006, 08:21:51 PM »
:hyper
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2006, 11:23:37 PM »
I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2006, 12:03:24 AM »
Ginny :shh
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2006, 12:07:43 AM »
Lucius Malfoy and Snape 3-way please.  I like mature men.
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2006, 12:11:09 AM »
I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.


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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2006, 12:13:19 AM »
I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.

Bullshit, you are so totally a bottom.
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Re: Who would you DO, Phoenix Dark?
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2006, 12:19:40 AM »
I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.

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