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NEW YORK, April 14 /PRNewswire/ -- U by Kotex, a bold new feminine care product line by Kimberly-Clark, has partnered with Khloe Kardashian to encourage women to join the Declaration of Real Talk Campaign. The cause-related campaign is the culmination of an eye-opening U by Kotex study of more than 1,600 North American women aged 14-35, which revealed that 7 in 10 women believe it's time for society to change how it talks about vaginal health, yet less than half (45%) feel empowered to make a difference.

Additionally, study shows that most women believe society is more open to discussion about penises than vaginas (72%) and the majority feel they're expected to keep vaginal health issues to themselves (60%). In fact, 43% feel more comfortable saying "penis" than "vagina." U by Kotex, together with Khloe, want to change this by empowering young women to take control of their health and bodies, lead social change and speak out against societal pressures and censorship.

"I'm happy to help U by Kotex start breaking down this wall of euphemisms - literally," said Khloe Kardashian. "I'll gladly take a sledgehammer to the things holding women back and want everyone to join me in supporting this cause!"

The Declaration of Real Talk is part of the launch of the innovative and stylish U by Kotex product line developed by Kimberly-Clark, creators of the Kotex brand and the feminine care category. Featuring sleek black packaging and brightly colored wrappers, the self-expressive design of the tampons, pads and liners mirrors the line's goal of supporting women in having bold discussions about their health. The line was created in response to women's shared frustration with today's institutional look and uninspired attitude of the feminine care category.

"Women are insulted by blue liquid advertisements and snarky jokes, and they're tired of skirting around honest discussions about a natural, normal and healthy process," said Nancy Redd, U by Kotex Advocate and author of The New York Times best seller Body Drama. "It's not surprising that our study found the more women know about their vaginal health, the more likely they are to have a positive body image as well as a higher level of self-confidence and ability to express themselves."



... REAL TALK: Penises are still superior :hyper
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 11:26:32 PM »
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 11:27:30 PM »

... REAL TALK: Penises are still superior :hyper

Yup, and that's why we need to change the name of this subforum back to "The Hot Dog Bar" :P
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 11:27:41 PM »
Kim Kardashian's vagina is off limits.
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 11:29:55 PM »
By the way, I don't want to goto the Safeway and hear women talk about VAGINA'S. No thanks.

Welp, that about wraps it up for Real Talk™

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 11:32:21 PM »
Green Man real talk: I'm just trying to kick it with a dude, yo.
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 11:37:33 PM »
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 11:42:33 PM »
I really don't want to hear about anyone's genitals. Everyone should keep that shit to themselves.

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 11:45:12 PM »
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive

deep down you know that you are gay

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 11:46:12 PM »
PD is just a joke character now.
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 11:54:12 PM »
I don't really give a shit what it takes, when a vagina's stinky it fucking stinks, so the more comfortable women feel to get in there and pressure wash the walls of that bearcave the better.  It's not like it's socially acceptable for me to wipe my superior gendered smegma all over a woman's face and ram into the back of her throat.

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2010, 12:07:13 AM »
I wonder how this campaign of real vaginal talk will affect Prole's household.
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2010, 12:07:54 AM »
Kloe's vagina could probably take all of my fist and arm up to the elbow, drawing its life force via an internal system of roots and conduits that all vaginas have.
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2010, 12:16:29 AM »
Hairy, flappy vaginas are ugly as hell, but a nice trimmed one with labia like a spring flower and a pink pearl of a clit is far, far more beautiful than any man's junk.

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 12:17:37 AM »
They've succeeded in making us talk about vaginas, at least. The rest of the world will fall easily now.
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2010, 12:59:27 AM »
Meh, I talk enough about vaginas with real and simulated female patients of all age. 

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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2010, 01:06:07 AM »
Wow, vaginas make Green Man REALLY uncomfortable :lol

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2010, 01:11:56 AM »
Yeah I'm thinking PD is gay.
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« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2010, 01:26:33 AM »
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2010, 02:01:30 AM »
I was schooled about all that stuff by older cousins and immature uncles.  I knew everything that a preteen could possible know before taking my first sex ed class.  That and I had parents who didn't care about what we watched.

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« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2010, 02:14:57 AM »
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

You obviously have never seen a BBC. 

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2010, 02:15:41 AM »
Yeah I'm thinking PD is gay.

Nah breh, just trolling your broke ass
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2010, 02:33:03 AM »
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

I've seen some cute wangs.
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2010, 02:35:55 AM »
I was schooled about all that stuff by older cousins and immature uncles.  I knew everything that a preteen could possible know before taking my first sex ed class.  That and I had parents who didn't care about what we watched.

Are you saying your parents let you watch them...?
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« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2010, 02:43:01 AM »
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

I've seen some cute wangs.

I've seen some huge ones in the anatomy lab. A couple of them were bigger than a police baton.  Real talk.  No homo.  Well, maybe a little. 

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2010, 03:04:59 AM »
Nah breh, just trolling your broke ass
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2010, 03:29:37 AM »
Let me know when the get the good Kardashian.
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2010, 03:38:12 AM »
I thought this thread was gonna be about something terribly embarrassing that Konex had done/said.  You can imagine my disappointment.
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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2010, 03:45:52 AM »
Konex (aka Cloudy) actually lives a couple miles away from me lol
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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2010, 03:50:13 AM »
well since they call both menstruation and konex 'the curse', the thread is related in a way

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« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2010, 03:57:55 AM »
I don't avoid underwear sections, but I'll walk on the other side of a mall from a Victoria Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood. Stores devoted to underwear seem kind of ridiculous to me.

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2010, 03:58:45 AM »
 'You're a dirty pervert' or 'I'm a dirty pervert' look?
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« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2010, 03:58:46 AM »
I used to manage a music shop in a mall next to a Victoria's Secret, fun times.
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« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2010, 03:59:34 AM »
I can't decide if Green Man was sexually abused as a child or just has mommy issues.  

'Currently being sexually abused by mother' would be my guess.
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« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2010, 04:11:03 AM »
I can't fathom any straight male being grossed out by lingerie ???

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« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2010, 04:14:28 AM »
A bleeding slit between the legs that will one day spawn a smelly, whiny child.  :yuck

Not a big fan of Avatar, but I preferred the female genitalia in that film to the real life alternative
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2010, 04:20:15 AM »
It would be pretty weird if you had to buy bras or pads or some such for your sister or something though.
I used to manage a music shop in a mall next to a Victoria's Secret, fun times.
Obviously hot models on their posters but don't buy anything there.  I've heard bad things about the actual product itself being low quality plus they use deceptively enlarged sizes which is counter-intuitive for sexy lingerie.
 
 PD, once you fuck a Navi, you're life-mates.

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« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2010, 04:35:21 AM »
nintenho, fucking DUH.  But the chicks that worked there were ALL hot.
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« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2010, 04:36:23 AM »
nintenho, fucking DUH.  But the chicks that worked there were ALL hot.

Well, fucking DUH. Why would they hire ugly chicks?

Victoria's Secret is basically the Hooters of clothing stores :shh

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« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2010, 04:45:45 AM »
yard sales?

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« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2010, 08:39:59 AM »
I was schooled about all that stuff by older cousins and immature uncles.  I knew everything that a preteen could possible know before taking my first sex ed class.  That and I had parents who didn't care about what we watched.

Are you saying your parents let you watch them...?
Not exactly.  They just didn't care.  This was mostly for rated R movies.  They were more protective of violence than nudity and such.

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« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2010, 09:09:51 AM »
Man, Green Man is really bothered by periods. Imagine what he'll be like when he gets his first girlfriend and 'yknow, she has one. :o
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2010, 09:11:49 AM »
I went down on my ex-girlfriend on the last day of her period one time. It was mostly over at that point.

Wasn't bad.

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« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2010, 09:15:31 AM »
They should put the touching story about the day Green Shinobi got his red wings in Kotex's declaration of real talk campaign. :yuck
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« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2010, 10:35:03 AM »
y'all some queer-ass bitches. Fucking a bitch is manly, but when there's blood in the mix everything gets manlier. The only thing more hardcore than fucking someone on the rag would be to fuck a wound. That you made with your dick.

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« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2010, 11:00:12 AM »
This thread is awful but not because of the OP.  :lol
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« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2010, 11:11:36 AM »
y'all some queer-ass bitches. Fucking a bitch is manly, but when there's blood in the mix everything gets manlier. The only thing more hardcore than fucking someone on the rag would be to fuck a wound. That you made with your dick.

I've never been this hard in my life.

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« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2010, 11:14:57 AM »
Supposedly Genghis Khan's mongol hordes were known to lament that a body had so few orifices while they were doing the raping of the whole "rape n pillage" thing.  Legend goes that they would use stab wounds to gang fuck dying women.
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« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2010, 11:19:13 AM »
y'all some queer-ass bitches. Fucking a bitch is manly, but when there's blood in the mix everything gets manlier. The only thing more hardcore than fucking someone on the rag would be to fuck a wound. That you made with your dick.
yes.  yes.  YES!

And Victoria's Secret is weird to people and makes them uncomfortable?  what the fuck!?  The chicks that work there are fucking smoking.  The actual lingerie is fucking sexy and actually is of good quality, granted overpriced like a motherfucker.  I don't understand what's not to like?  Bra's that give the perfect round booby shape under a shirt without the need for implants and squish them together at the cleavage area of the shirt are a-fucking-ok with me.

homos.

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« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM »
lol @ nerds afraid of sexuality

i can't stand it when people (especially women) won't say VAGINA
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« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2010, 11:34:27 AM »
Supposedly Genghis Khan's mongol hordes were known to lament that a body had so few orifices while they were doing the raping of the whole "rape n pillage" thing.  Legend goes that they would use stab wounds to gang fuck dying women.

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2010, 11:51:41 AM »
Girls are hot. Vagina's aren't attractive.  Well, they kinda are until everything comes undone, if you know what I'm saying. 
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« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2010, 03:32:09 PM »
And Victoria's Secret is weird to people and makes them uncomfortable?  what the fuck!?  The chicks that work there are fucking smoking.  The actual lingerie is fucking sexy and actually is of good quality, granted overpriced like a motherfucker.  I don't understand what's not to like?  Bra's that give the perfect round booby shape under a shirt without the need for implants and squish them together at the cleavage area of the shirt are a-fucking-ok with me.

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« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2010, 10:58:47 PM »
I wonder how this campaign of real vaginal talk will affect Prole's household.

we down with the gash in the prole place. no parking in rear, is all!
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« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2010, 11:01:54 PM »
What the hell is with Green Man? Feeling sick when you hear the word vagina? Throwing up in the middle of health class? You sound like you are scared to death of vaginas.

This thread is fucking weird.  :lol

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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2010, 11:04:07 PM »
He gives me a butch lesbian vibe. Maybe the twist is that he has a vagina  :uguu
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Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2010, 11:08:58 PM »
Is he part of virgin-bore? I can't imagine he is not based on this thread. I mean how can someone feel sick around underwear isles and the mere mention of the word vagina and have sex?
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« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2010, 11:34:13 PM »
He's like 16-years-old. Cut him a break.
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« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2010, 11:38:01 PM »
I bet Green Man gets queasy at the faintest smell of fish. :teehee

Never go to Chinatown, dude.

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« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2010, 11:44:43 PM »
He's like 16-years-old. Cut him a break.
Really? I didn't know there was anyone here that young. Yeah, too young to be shunned into virgin-bore.

Still though, at 16 I don't remember feeling sick at the sight of underwear of the word vagina. That is still pretty fucking weird.