It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK

[The Fake Shemp]

Or those white-flowered trees that bloom in the spring in the DC area and smell like pussy. 

Man, I'd like to visit whatever watering hole you hook up at, because that's certainly not the case on this side of the Potomac.

[The Fake Shemp]

No, I'm saying I wish pussy smelled like those!

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Apparently Willco only goes after women who refuse to bathe themselves...down there.

[Ichirou]

You'd fit right in in Japan, Genghis.

[Veidt]

Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive

I say this as a straight man. Vaginas ( by themselves) no matter who they belong to, are fucking disgusting. Although, sometimes, some of them can look like fucking flowers.

It's safe to say, that I prefer seeing penises on their own than vaginas.

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this post is making me doubt my sexual orientation, DAMN YOU EB

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That is because penii are more aesthetically pleasing (no homo)

Vaginas look like mutilated hatchet wounds.  I've seen only a few that look good but that is because the lips did a good job of containing teh ugly the best it could.

[brob]

Shake's exiled banner is becoming more and more appropriate. smh. There are ugly dicks and there are attractive vaginas. just because you lot crawled up the loosest nightwalker in your town once doesn't mean that every pussy looks like salmon gutted with a hammer.

   A artist rendition of Greenman's mother 

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[Cheebs]

Really dicks over vaginas in looks? Dicks are always disgusting to look it, nothing pretty about them. Occasionally there is a vagina that looks atheistically pleasing. Thus vaginas win.

[Madrun Badrun]

Really dicks over vaginas in looks? Dicks are always disgusting to look it, nothing pretty about them. Occasionally there is a vagina that looks atheistically pleasing. Thus vaginas win.

agreed.

[Joe Molotov]

lol @ nerds afraid of sexuality

i can't stand it when people (especially women) won't say VAGINA

Not everyone is comfortable talking about their vajayjay, bro.

[Veidt]

As a kid, I always thought that  angina  had something to do with people developing vaginas on their chest or something. 

[Tauntaun]

I bet Green Man gets queasy at the faintest smell of fish.

Never go to Chinatown, dude.

Ugh, smells so bad in the summer. 

[demi]

lol @ nerds afraid of sexuality

i can't stand it when people (especially women) won't say VAGINA

Not everyone is comfortable talking about their vajayjay, bro.

I think your clitdick is cute.

[Fresh Prince]

The more important question is which one would you touch?

[demi]

Penis

[Fresh Prince]

Vagina

[Positive Touch]

if they made an aftershave that smelled like good pussy, i'd bathe in it

[Cheebs]

Vaginas do look a lot better from behind, though.  That's probably a biological trait passed down from less civilized days.

Woah I never thought about that but that is a good theory.

[Positive Touch]

iirc that's how monkeys work.  that shit swells up and that lets the dude monkeys know that it's time to hit

[Saint Cornelius]

It's really strange, in my opinion, to hear that there's heterosexual men out there who think vaginas are ugly.

[EmCeeGrammar]

It's really strange, in my opinion, to hear that there's heterosexual men out there who think vaginas are ugly.

The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

[Saint Cornelius]

The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

Women thinking penises are ugly is another thing I don't get. I don't think one could anticipate frenzied fucking with someone who thinks reproductive organs are grotesque, regardless of gender.

[EmCeeGrammar]

I think a large factor is the asymmetry.  HooHoos have flaps and peepees are often lopsided and one ball hangs lower than the other.

edit: and fucking doesn't require you to stare at someone's naughty bits.

[Saint Cornelius]

But each one is unique! How can you not see the beauty in that?

[EmCeeGrammar]

I feel like I can't make a point here without posting corresponding pics.

[Saint Cornelius]

Dude I get what you're saying, I just don't agree with it.

[etiolate]

I'd rather look at vagina than boob. That is how much I dig it.

[CrystalGemini]

The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

Women thinking penises are ugly is another thing I don't get. I don't think one could anticipate frenzied fucking with someone who thinks reproductive organs are grotesque, regardless of gender.

I used to think penises looked ugly but I've come to realize it's not the penis itself that I didn't like: it's the fact that it's connected to the rest of the body.  I actually think penises are quite cute and attractive but it doesn't fit the big picture (meaning the body).  I think aesthetically they would look better as separate pieces.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

Women thinking penises are ugly is another thing I don't get. I don't think one could anticipate frenzied fucking with someone who thinks reproductive organs are grotesque, regardless of gender.

I used to think penises looked ugly but I've come to realize it's not the penis itself that I didn't like: it's the fact that it's connected to the rest of the body.  I actually think penises are quite cute and attractive but it doesn't fit the big picture (meaning the body).  I think aesthetically they would look better as separate pieces.

 

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[CrystalGemini]

They look like mushrooms.  They're adorable.  I'm pretty sure this forum and I have had this conversation before....  It could have been GAF....


The baby one.   

[Ichirou]

They look like mushrooms.  They're adorable.  I'm pretty sure this forum and I have had this conversation before....  It could have been GAF....
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The baby one.  

CrystalGemini is a pedo confirmed.  Go stand next to the Pope, Fergie Olver, and that baby-raping pitbull.

[Green Shinobi]

The non-flappy vaginas can be quite attractive, IMO. It's just the ones that look like they have elephant ears hanging out that are ugly.

[Ichirou]

They call those things beef curtains.

[Smooth Groove]

Or boot flaps , like you've gotta stick your foot through them before she feels anything. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Or boot flaps , like you've gotta stick your foot through them before she feels anything. 

[Smooth Groove]

Or boot flaps , like you've gotta stick your foot through them before she feels anything. 

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she was tight yesterday