People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.

[T234]

MY JOB IS NASTY ALREADY FUCKHEAD

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CUM STAINS ON WALLS, FLOORS, AND CEILINGS TO BE ABLE TO TELL WHERE THE GUY THAT SHOT IT WAS STANDING

I DO NOT NEED YOU DRINKING A BUNCH OF BEER AND PISSING IN TWO TRASHCANS TO MAKE MY LIFE ANY MORE ICKY

[brob]

Why do they make them just the right height if I'm not meant to piss in them?

[huckleberry]

I worked at a gas station for a summer in college.  One morning, right before my shift ended at 7:30, a guy came in brandishing a squeegee at me screaming that someone had pissed in the window wash next to the gas pump.  Best part is this dumbass was screaming because he had used the squeegee on the windows INSIDE the van!

I fell to the floor right in front of the guy I was laughing so hard. 

My manager, who saw the entire exchange from his office monitors, came out after the guy stormed out (very non-confrontational fellow) and had me recount what had happened.  He laughed with me for a few minutes then made me clean the window wash container.   :'(

[Human Snorenado]

Back when I managed a music store, some bitchy lady asked to use our bathroom.  She was in there for a good 15 minutes or so.  After she was done, the next person (fortunately an employee) to go into the ladies room came back freaking out.  The bitchy lady had smeared shit ALL OVER the fucking bathroom, including the walls and door handle.  We made our DM come clean it.

[Akala]

you just can't trust the public with bathrooms. pretty sure most people who've worked any retail whatsoever have bathroom stories.

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*edit* on topic, sorry 234, but I would imagine the public would treat a room where jizzing is fair game even worse than a rest stop wc.

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[muckhole]

Because we rent out cottages, we also have fishing boats that we rent out to folks who need them. Nothing fancy, just 14 ft aluminum boats with 9.9 motors. Back when I was younger, one of my many jobs was cleaning them before they were taken out.

I've found everything and anything cleaning them out, usually in at least at least a few inches of dirty, rank liquid. From the mundane including entire containers of live bait, be it worms, leeches and helgramites (nasty things) dumped on the floor for easier access, barbed hooks, and live fish just caught and left to die, to the disgusting such as wet socks, human shit, and shit-in underwear. Nothing worse than using your big sponge to soak up said rank liquid, only to get to the middle of the boat, find a turd, and realize the liquid you had your bare hands in was part log.

The shit-in underwear occurs frequently enough that I can only assume, the dudes renting found what they considered to be an awesome fishing spot and refused to leave it.

I've since passed the boat-cleaning torch to a younger hireling. Wehehehee. Stay strong, T234.

[Diunx]

Feels good man.

[Fresh Prince]

Art.

[Tauntaun]

 

[Mupepe]

I pissed in one of those preview rooms once.  I couldn't find the bathroom so I ducked into the nearest one and pissed.  Then I came out and right across from the booth was the bathroom.  I was pretty drunk if that makes you feel better.

[The Fake Shemp]

I've told this story a bunch, but when I worked as a sales grunt at Target, some kid urinated all over the three-way videogame kiosk (he was playing the Xbox). People were screaming and some kid slipped in it. I casually walked away, found another sales associate walking back from the front offices, handed him the keys to the electronic boat and told him I was going to take my lunch break.

I was half way to the door when I hear, "OH WHAT THE HELL!"

[chronovore]

Because we rent out cottages, we also have fishing boats that we rent out to folks who need them. Nothing fancy, just 14 ft aluminum boats with 9.9 motors. Back when I was younger, one of my many jobs was cleaning them before they were taken out.

I've found everything and anything cleaning them out, usually in at least at least a few inches of dirty, rank liquid. From the mundane including entire containers of live bait, be it worms, leeches and helgramites (nasty things) dumped on the floor for easier access, barbed hooks, and live fish just caught and left to die, to the disgusting such as wet socks, human shit, and shit-in underwear. Nothing worse than using your big sponge to soak up said rank liquid, only to get to the middle of the boat, find a turd, and realize the liquid you had your bare hands in was part log.

The shit-in underwear occurs frequently enough that I can only assume, the dudes renting found what they considered to be an awesome fishing spot and refused to leave it.

I've since passed the boat-cleaning torch to a younger hireling. Wehehehee. Stay strong, T234.

*checks wikipedia*

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[Joe Molotov]

I pissed in one of those preview rooms once.  I couldn't find the bathroom so I ducked into the nearest one and pissed.  Then I came

Cool story, bro.

[drew]

two in the sternum, one in the forehead

triple tapping

[Mupepe]

I pissed in one of those preview rooms once.  I couldn't find the bathroom so I ducked into the nearest one and pissed.  Then I came

Cool story, bro.

[Tauntaun]

two in the sternum, one in the forehead

triple tapping

Would have only been one if it was me, and in the head.

[Bloodwake]

One day I'm going to jerk off at your store and aim at the ceiling in order to give you a challenge.

 

[T234]

One day I'm going to jerk off at your store and aim at the ceiling in order to give you a challenge.

 

$100 says you couldn't do it without a cock ring. High ceilings in the place.

As an aside, cock rings make people be able to shoot jizz sometimes up to 15 feet. It's REALLY NOT PLEASANT, though.

[muckhole]

No doubt, standing in front of that.

[T234]

It actually feels like your whole body is trying to be shot through your dickhole. And it hurts a little bit.

[Ganhyun]

One day I'm going to jerk off at your store and aim at the ceiling in order to give you a challenge.

 

$100 says you couldn't do it without a cock ring. High ceilings in the place.

As an aside, cock rings make people be able to shoot jizz sometimes up to 15 feet. It's REALLY NOT PLEASANT, though.

wtf

[Madrun Badrun]

...lol

[Joe Molotov]

It actually feels like your whole body is trying to be shot through your dickhole. And it hurts a little bit.

You're not supposed to test out the merchandise. 

[muckhole]

It actually feels like your whole body is trying to be shot through your dickhole. And it hurts a little bit.

You're not supposed to test out the merchandise. 

Actually, I'd assumed he'd have to test it all. Gotta be up on what he's selling.