Author Topic: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife! (Read 2002 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:32:33 PM »

Dude she's like 17.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:33:46 PM »

She doesn't look like a camwhore at all!

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:36:48 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on December 19, 2006, 08:33:46 PM

She doesn't look like a camwhore at all!

What the fuck are you talking about? She looks like a total camwhore! I bet all she does is take fucking pictures of herself hoping that someone on the net will pay attention to her. Goddammit.

Bacon, hook a brotha up.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:36:48 PM

19.

Dude if you can't go places where they serve alcohol together, it ain't gonna work

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:40:27 PM »

But I'm only 20. Neither of us can legally drink. It's all good.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:41:17 PM »

What will Dulce think when she catches you and this tight-bodied little homewrecker in bed together?

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:39:58 PM

Quote from: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:36:48 PM
19.

Dude if you can't go places where they serve alcohol together, it ain't gonna work

I know a lot of club promoters. I've been drinking in establishments since I was 18.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:45:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:40:27 PM

But I'm only 20.

oh get the fuck outta here

Quote from: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:43:29 PM

I know a lot of club promoters. I've been drinking in establishments since I was 18.

What did you have to look forward to when you turned 21, then?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on December 19, 2006, 08:41:17 PM

What will Dulce think when she catches you and this tight-bodied little homewrecker in bed together?

Dulce is waiting until we're both a little older.

And SC, I can just buy her and I beer or whatever. The guy at the liquor store near my house thinks I'm 21 and has never carded me. Same with every restaurant I've ever ordered alcohol in.

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:45:36 PM

Oh get the fuck outta here

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:48:13 PM »

I thought you were *my* age. You smoke or anything?

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:45:36 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:40:27 PM
But I'm only 20.

oh get the fuck outta here

Quote from: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:43:29 PM
I know a lot of club promoters. I've been drinking in establishments since I was 18.

What did you have to look forward to when you turned 21, then?

Gambling my life away, legally.

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:54:00 PM »

She sent me another pic.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:56:01 PM »

ew, she's a wii fangirl. she probably has a dick.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:56:33 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:48:13 PM

I thought you were *my* age. You smoke or anything?

Not anymore. I drink.

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 19, 2006, 08:56:01 PM

ew, she's a wii fangirl. she probably has a dick.

Take it back pwease

She's special to me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:57:18 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:48:23 PM

Gambling my life away, legally.

Word? Vegas trip? Let me show you how to do that shit the right way.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:57:41 PM »

hopefully you will give her a REAL wii to play with!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:56:33 PM

Not anymore. I drink.

Right on.

Bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 19, 2006, 08:57:41 PM

hopefully you will give her a REAL wii to play with!

Show a little respect.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:42:30 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 19, 2006, 08:57:41 PM

hopefully you will give her a REAL wii to play with!

So you going to hook me up Bacon?

Bacon · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:48:33 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:55:08 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 09:48:33 PM

No.

Can't blame you. If you don't work out, give her my number, will ya?

Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2006, 10:11:19 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:13:24 AM »

geek queen

ABONDON SHIP

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:16:32 AM »

HOUSE RUL#Z

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:16:52 AM »

where is the office bros before hoes gif

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:19:13 AM »

HAUS > OFFICE

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:20:05 AM »

House is the same thing every episode maf $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:29:02 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 20, 2006, 01:20:05 AM

House is the same thing every episode maf $:-\$

Oh my good he plays a doctor in every episode. WTF it's the same thing all the time.

Most episodes have a similar structure. Patient gets sick, intro, House makes fun of underlings, think they cured the patient, but they get it wrong, and at the end House has a brilliant discovery.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:51:19 AM »

Anything can be broken down to its basic elements and loled at. Haus > The Office

Bacon · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:18:15 AM »

I want to talk about fucking House in the ass as much as the rest of you, but this really isn't the thread for that.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2007, 08:12:15 PM »

you guys married yet?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:12:53 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 20, 2006, 01:29:02 AM

Quote from: Himuro on December 20, 2006, 01:20:05 AM
House is the same thing every episode maf $:-\$
Oh my good he plays a doctor in every episode. WTF it's the same thing all the time.

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Author Topic: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife! (Read 2002 times)