Author Topic: 2010 NFL Draft/Off season thread of Lions resurgence (Read 6886 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #60 on:** April 24, 2010, 03:40:26 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 23, 2010, 09:53:59 PM

Okung, Earl Thomas, and Golden Tate. Yeah, I'll take that. The Seahawks still have a lot of rebuilding to do but so far so good.

Now hopefully they'll suck so bad again that they'll have a chance at Jake Locker next year.

Hawks traded for Lendale White... huh.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #61 on:** April 24, 2010, 04:03:45 PM »

Well it was a trade that basically cost them nothing so I don't mind giving ol' fatty a try. All they gave up was a couple of spots in the 4th and 7th, plus they got some 6'5" 305lb DT along with White so all in all not too shabby. This just means that the Julius Jones era has finally come to an end in Seattle. Thank fucking god.

I'm actually more surprised that the Jets threw Leon Washington to Seattle for a bag of chips. If his leg heals this will be one amazing pickup for the Seahawks.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #62 on:** April 24, 2010, 04:06:11 PM »

Jason Campbell is a Raider?

I hope you guys enjoy lots of check down passes!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #63 on:** April 24, 2010, 04:13:27 PM »

He's got to be better than Russell though. Right?

I'm kind of amazed of how well Oakland is doing this year. God only knows how it'll all pan out but on paper I think Al Davis has actually put a pretty damn impressive draft together. Al freakin Davis.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #64 on:** April 24, 2010, 04:21:53 PM »

He's a solid quarterback. He just isn't a very good on-the-field leader. Maybe being traded to Oakland will help him and he'll develop a chip on his shoulder. Maybe he'll try and prove himself.

But the man was just mediocre in D.C. and his numbers - which everyone points to - don't really tell the tale. Almost all his decent stats were picked up in garbage time last season. The game was usually put away, and then teams would play prevent and he'd throw some TDs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** April 24, 2010, 04:34:47 PM »

Russell is welcoming him to the team by eating 20 cans of Cambell's soup today

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #66 on:** April 25, 2010, 06:17:35 PM »

Now that the draft is over, the biggest question is "Who will be the first team to take a chance on the skeevy dude that sexed up his sister?"

http://deadspin.com/5490101/report-nfl-draft-prospect-once-put-his-tremendous-upside-in-his-sister

Apparently scouts had him as high as the second round until they found out about his history. The local sports guys were talking about him this afternoon saying he could be a good pick up for somebody if he's got his head on straight now, but seriously, how could you ever look this guy in the face if he was on your team? And just think about the trash talk he's going to hear on the field.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #67 on:** April 25, 2010, 06:40:29 PM »

Wincest!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #68 on:** April 25, 2010, 08:25:54 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 25, 2010, 06:17:35 PM

Now that the draft is over, the biggest question is "Who will be the first team to take a chance on the skeevy dude that sexed up his sister?"

http://deadspin.com/5490101/report-nfl-draft-prospect-once-put-his-tremendous-upside-in-his-sister

Apparently scouts had him as high as the second round until they found out about his history. The local sports guys were talking about him this afternoon saying he could be a good pick up for somebody if he's got his head on straight now, but seriously, how could you ever look this guy in the face if he was on your team? And just think about the trash talk he's going to hear on the field.

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"The sister does not wish to speak publicly on the case, according to Washington's agent, who added that the siblings are now on good terms."

Wasn't that the problem in the first place? Boom. Roasted.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #69 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:12:10 PM »

I saw this on gaf:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:31:37 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #71 on:** April 28, 2010, 11:19:36 PM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5140313

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Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland apologized to Dallas Cowboys first-round draft pick Dez Bryant on Tuesday for asking during a pre-draft visit whether his mother was a prostitute.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #72 on:** April 28, 2010, 11:30:17 PM »

On the local media, they were saying that he could have softened the question a little bit, and maybe asked if his mom was a lady of the evening.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2010, 10:14:55 PM »

Russel cut from Raiders

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2010, 10:58:09 PM »

32 million buys lots of hamburgers, just sayin.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #75 on:** May 06, 2010, 11:47:02 PM »

THERE IS A GOD

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #76 on:** May 06, 2010, 11:51:53 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on May 06, 2010, 10:58:09 PM

32 million buys lots of hamburgers, just sayin.

It also buys 7 wins in 3 years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** May 07, 2010, 06:22:28 PM »

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ASHBURN, Va. -- Albert Haynesworth was absent again Friday when the Washington Redskins opened their second voluntary minicamp under new coach Mike Shanahan.

The two-time All-Pro defensive tackle remains unhappy with the Redskins' switch to a 3-4 defense and would prefer to be traded. He has also irked Shanahan by working with his own trainer and staying away from all of the team's voluntary offseason conditioning sessions.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5171050

Guaranteed FA money $:-\$

Lots of folks call into our sports radio shows and ask if/how the Lions could get Haynesworth. I don't want someone like that. On a successful team with established leadership I'd imagine he'd be good/decent, but putting him on a team that's rebuilding would be a disaster. The Skins are looking good imo, and the franchise is making moves to further improve. His behavior is just ridiculous.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #78 on:** May 08, 2010, 08:38:45 AM »

I'd say anyone would be a fool to pay or trade anything for a free agent this off season, especially when we don't know if there's going to be a lock out next year, and there's a good chance that'll happen. That being said, Haynesworth is a bum.

And I'm glad the NFL busted Brian Cushing on steroid abuse, even if it's only a 4 game suspension. Honestly, they should also strip him of his DROY award last season too. That douche was obviously roiding. Zombie Ray Charles could see that.

:himu

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #79 on:** May 08, 2010, 09:05:30 AM »

Haynesworth isn't a free agent

In fact, since the Redskins paid him all that guaranteed money, he's pretty much a steal for any team that trades for him. Considering he's so disruptive when he plays, and elevated the 'Skins defensive line last year, they're not going to trade him for peanuts. Even if that means putting up with his behavior.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #80 on:** May 08, 2010, 01:05:33 PM »

Yeah, sorry. He's not a free agent, but he's still possible trade bait for someone out there regardless what Shanahan says in public. Still, I think it's a little silly for any team right now to be making any big moves or even considering them this off season with the collective bargaining agreement being as tumultuous as it is.

I remember thinking about a year or two ago when I first heard that this year was going to be an uncapped season that it was going to be an absolutely crazy offseason, but it really hasn't been like that at all.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #81 on:** July 05, 2010, 10:49:39 PM »

Apparently, JaMarcus Russell knows about purple drank.

In news that should surprise absolutely no one that watched him attempt to play football for the past three years, Russell was arrested at his home for illegal possession of codeine cough syrup.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #82 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:06:24 PM »

How do you get caught with codeine? It's like the easiest shit to hide

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #83 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:10:41 AM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5409306

Dez Bryant refuses to carry Roy William's pads.

On one hand, Dez is a rookie and he's earn his place before he goes and gets a big ego. He's been doing good so far, not pulling a Crabtree and trying to hold out for more money, showing up for practice on time, spending all his free time palling around with Tony Romo to figure out what he needs to do. This little incident doesn't really reflect well on his character though, you're still a newb, buddy.

On the other hand though, fuck some Roy Williams.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #84 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:15:20 AM »

fuck Roy Williams. Dude should be embarrassed at where his career is

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #85 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:16:25 AM »

Roy Williams should've been cut two years ago. I wouldn't carry his pads either. In fact, I'd probably just spit in his face.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #86 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:40:50 AM »

LT to the Jets is crazy. I'm actually interested in how the Jets will perform this year (and their ultimate failure).

Groogrux · « **Reply #87 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:26:22 AM »

T.O. to the Bengals. How about that shit?

Ken Griffey Jr., anyone?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #88 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:29:57 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on July 28, 2010, 12:26:22 AM

T.O. to the Bengals. How about that shit?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #89 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:28:36 AM »

SMH

Man, Bengals are gonna 'cause a raucous this year, I do declare. Should be entertaining.

Groogrux · « **Reply #90 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:32:59 AM »

Big Butter Jesus burns down the same year that T.O. comes to Cincy. Sign from God?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #91 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:25:19 PM »

50m guaranteed for Sam Bradford. Wow

Brehvolution · « **Reply #92 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:31:36 PM »

Tebow Got $8.75M guaranteed and he'll probably never complete an NFL pass.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #93 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:51:18 PM »

Redskins signed its high draft pick first.

HAYNESWORTH WATCH CONTINUES: TODAY, HE CAN'T EVEN TAKE THE CONDITIONING TEST

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #94 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:43:21 PM »

So, what's the Washington media's take on the Haynesworth situation? Are they behind Haynesworth or Shanahan?

Akala · « **Reply #95 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:41:25 PM »

almost here!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** July 31, 2010, 05:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 31, 2010, 03:43:21 PM

So, what's the Washington media's take on the Haynesworth situation? Are they behind Haynesworth or Shanahan?

I think the media and the fans are firmly on Team Shanahan. Haynesworth has not endeared himself to the fan base whatsoever. We didn't like him last season with his frequent on-field breaks and he really upset the apple cart with his behavior in the off-season.

Plus, the organization and the coaching staff was so dysfunctional for so long (even under Gibbs Era 2.0), that it's nice to have a firm taskmaster running house nowadays. Haven't seen anything like this since Schottenheimer was around, but unfortunately he didn't have the Super Bowl clout to go toe-to-toe with a younger, more stubborn Dan Snyder. Shanny does. And he is benefiting from a more hands-off owner that has been beaten down by time and bad press.

So I think people appreciate Shanahan not giving anyone an inch - Haynesworth included.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #97 on:** July 31, 2010, 07:11:53 PM »

Is there anyone on Team Haynesworth outside of Haynesworth?

dude is a walking disaster. It's a shame because he's a great player (when he tries). Some Lions fans want to trade for him, but if he's acting up in Washington he'll really throw a fit on a shittier team like us

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #98 on:** July 31, 2010, 07:53:45 PM »

There are some in the press that think Shanahan is going too far by publicly humiliating him, but I think Haynesworth is pretty much reaping what he sowed. He might not be able to practice until next week, if he he can't pass this stupid conditioning test.

Redskins won't trade him, not this year. If he has a MVP-type year, I could see Shanahan and Allen moving him for a couple of draft picks, maybe a toxic asset swap, but I doubt he goes. He's too good and Shanahan isn't the type you push around.

Word on the street is that Vincent Jackson might be suiting up in burgundy and gold, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #99 on:** August 02, 2010, 01:03:15 AM »

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ESPN's Chris Mortensen is the latest reporter to suggest that the agents for unsigned Detroit Lions rookie Ndamukong Suh are seeking more money than the player selected ahead of him in the 2010 draft, quarterback Sam Bradford.

The numbers Mortensen reported are staggering -- six years, $90 million with $56 million in guarantees -- but likely represent a negotiating tactic rather than a hard-line from agents Roosevelt Barnes and Eugene Parker. As we discussed Saturday, it's difficult to imagine the Lions paying Suh more than the quarterback premium Bradford received.

What probably has created some wiggle room for Suh's agents is the large gap between Bradford's total guarantees ($50 million) and that of the No. 3 overall pick Gerald McCoy ($35 million). Stay tuned. The Lions have two practices Sunday, at 9 a.m. at 3:15 p.m.

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/14201/wait-ndamukong-suh-wants-how-much
Holy shit

Bargaining tactic sure, but I'm still disappointed. One of the first things Suh did after getting drafted was promise not to hold out. I realize business is business but it's still a disappointing turn of events.

He better be a complete and utter beast

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #100 on:** August 02, 2010, 01:38:57 AM »

Don't worry, he'll be awesome once they get him signed.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #101 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:24:29 AM »

All these huge guarantees are a bad precedent. Who needs to perform at a top level if you are getting paid regardless of performance? Or even playing at all like Jbust.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #102 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:32:44 PM »

:himu

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #103 on:** August 02, 2010, 10:31:21 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #104 on:** August 02, 2010, 10:40:10 PM »

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/16251/video-golic-takes-the-haynesworth-test

Mike Golic did the conditioning test and managed to come in on time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #105 on:** August 02, 2010, 10:42:10 PM »

I know, the whole area has been making fun of it. I even sent Cindy Boren a tweet about it earlier. (She's an editor for The Washington Post.)

Haynesworth is looking like such an idiot.

In sad burgundy-and-gold news, Colt Brennan was cut. :'(

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #106 on:** August 02, 2010, 11:45:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 02, 2010, 10:40:10 PM

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/16251/video-golic-takes-the-haynesworth-test

Mike Golic did the conditioning test and managed to come in on time.

He did? Awesome. I was listening to Mike and Mike on the radio on the drive to work this morning and Golic was talking about doing it. Haynesworth. lol

And WTF is up with Okung? The guys that were drafted before and after all have contracts - the money is set. The only thing negotiable is 5 or 6 years. Sign the motherfucking contract and get your fat ass into camp.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #107 on:** August 03, 2010, 12:03:56 PM »

Lol favre

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #108 on:** August 03, 2010, 12:16:32 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #109 on:** August 03, 2010, 12:32:05 PM »

When everyone thought he was going to retire, he came back. This year everyone thought he was coming back, but he retires.

Until he un-retires again, of course.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #110 on:** August 03, 2010, 01:19:30 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #111 on:** August 04, 2010, 02:39:13 AM »

Suh finally signed a contract, apparently 40mil guaranteed.

lol favre. Means more wins for the Lions

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #112 on:** August 04, 2010, 04:07:51 PM »

AAAAaaaand now BritFarr is coming back, but only if his ankle is healthy, ok guys? I mean it this time. Also, pay me more attention.

Fuck BritFarr.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #113 on:** August 04, 2010, 04:16:48 PM »

bububub ESPN devoted a whole day to farve yesterday!!!!!!!!!~!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #114 on:** August 04, 2010, 06:14:10 PM »

ayo, someone make the Yahoo fantasy football shit pop off.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #115 on:** August 06, 2010, 03:03:43 AM »

[youtube=560,345]88eHU6EE0y0[/youtube]

I like this commercial.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #116 on:** August 08, 2010, 02:30:52 AM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/15390/caption-this-tim-tebows-new-hairdo

omfg

Groogrux · « **Reply #117 on:** August 08, 2010, 08:45:15 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2010, 02:30:52 AM

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http://sports.espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/15390/caption-this-tim-tebows-new-hairdo

omfg

Friar Tebow?

And wasn't somebody complaining about carrying shoulder pads. I think Tebow would be giving them the finger right now...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #118 on:** August 14, 2010, 09:38:40 PM »

It's just the pre-season, but so far the Lions look good. Stafford threw an interception but it wasn't his fault; juggled ball in the air by Best. Best had some great runs/plays, Calvin Johnson looked good as usual.

On the defense side, Suh was getting double teamed early, freeing up the other defensive linemen to make big plays.

game got rained out tho, dunno if they're gonna cancel it or not

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #119 on:** August 15, 2010, 09:31:43 PM »

The Lions went 4-0 in pre-season the year they had their 0-16 season.

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