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lennedsay

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« Reply #11700 on: January 08, 2012, 11:50:56 AM »
Aww :( I've always been pretty sensitive to smells, but it's so much worse now.

Months ago my husband referred to the dog's poop as chocolate pudding, and I laughed and then started gagging. Haven't been able to eat pudding since. I didn't even smell said dog shit but with his description, my mind thought it could smell it.

I had to walk out of my Pilates class the other day until we could get room spray. Someone had a private yoga lesson before our class, and it reeked of BO. When I walked in the room and put my mat down, I didn't even have time to unroll it. Out I go into the hall, doing labor breathing to keep me from throwing up. Luckily I've gotten to know most of the girls in the class, and my bestie is the instructor so they knew the circumstances.
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« Reply #11701 on: January 08, 2012, 11:54:55 AM »
Jesus Christ I wish I had a woman's sense of smell.

I remember in high school band class, the girl next to me playing trombone said I smelled like sperm and she liked it. She was quite right as I had tugged one out that morning.
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« Reply #11702 on: January 08, 2012, 12:02:08 PM »
No, you don't. It's a crappy superpower.
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« Reply #11703 on: January 08, 2012, 12:07:24 PM »
So why is it the lady's get the awesome nose super power? I don't know how much excess air I've had to hold in cause the misses sense's them before they are released! You women and your noses!

/waddles over to bathroom to release some excess air

/sprays some frosted cranberry

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« Reply #11704 on: January 08, 2012, 12:08:46 PM »
It's probably evolutionary to help them sniff out potential mates.
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« Reply #11705 on: January 08, 2012, 12:09:45 PM »
Man, I fucking love brioche.
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lennedsay

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« Reply #11706 on: January 08, 2012, 12:45:19 PM »
It's probably evolutionary to help them sniff out potential mates.

Probably that, and it's increased during pregnancy to help know when to protect baby.
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« Reply #11707 on: January 08, 2012, 02:40:57 PM »
Evolution: giving women a heightened sense of smell to . . . um . . .  prevent them from putting rotten coldcuts in our sandwiches. 

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« Reply #11708 on: January 08, 2012, 03:02:05 PM »
My wife has already warned me that I'll probably have to brush my teeth every 20 minutes or so when she's in labor.
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« Reply #11709 on: January 08, 2012, 03:13:09 PM »
My wife has already warned me that I'll probably have to brush my teeth every 20 minutes or so when she's in labor.

*insert oral sex joke*

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« Reply #11710 on: January 08, 2012, 03:13:47 PM »
:lol ewwww

lennedsay

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« Reply #11711 on: January 08, 2012, 11:20:21 PM »
The dog's been locked up in a cage for the last week. She probably needs some damn exercise. Talk her for a damn walk or something and work with her one on one.
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« Reply #11712 on: January 09, 2012, 12:27:44 AM »
Ran CCleaner on my temporary internet files and gained over 40GB back :x
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« Reply #11713 on: January 09, 2012, 12:35:44 AM »
why the hell do people buy pitbulls?
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« Reply #11714 on: January 09, 2012, 01:24:27 AM »
Enhanced smelling sounds like a superpower one of the characters on Heroes would have.

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« Reply #11715 on: January 09, 2012, 04:47:01 AM »
Enhanced smelling sounds like a superpower one of the characters on Heroes would have.

Or The Tick.

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« Reply #11716 on: January 09, 2012, 09:37:35 AM »
I've just been informed that my flight on the 11th may not have a seat for me. I'll go, but I'm waiting on standby status. It's not like I've got a meeting lined up or am otherwise in a rush, but this is not the ideal way to begin an international job search.  :-\

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« Reply #11717 on: January 09, 2012, 10:02:36 AM »
It's not the dog's fault, it's the owners fault completely.  There's nothing wrong with pitbulls.  They are just popular and thus tend to have douchebag owners.  They're demonized by the media like dobermans and rotweilers before.  Pitbulls are more headstrong so they need someone who is going to take the alpha role seriously.  Otherwise they will gladly do it and they'll do the same to you that they do to other dogs in the pack who get out of line.  Bites and growls.  It doesn't mean they want to eat you, that's just how they communicate "you're out of line". 

Your dad's friend or whoever is just a jackass, Green Man.  He should have made sure the dog was trained to be controlled by others before he made someone else take care of it.  She's confused, excited, stressed and full of energy.  You'd be pissed too.  But a good owner will train their dogs to deal with it properly before leaving it with someone or they'll pony up the cash to take it to a professional.  My pitbull is sweeter than my damn poodle.

Also, any big (and young) dog requires a very disciplined walk.  You can't just put it on a leash and try to take it for a walk.  The walk is where you demonstrate who's in charge.  Your dad's friend sounds like one of those douchebag owners if the dog won't even take a proper walk.
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« Reply #11718 on: January 09, 2012, 01:58:35 PM »
Man, having a dog seems too much work. I just wanna lay on the couch and pet a kitty.

My dad is probably getting a new dog soon. It's a brown lab/mastiff mix. Thankfully he's not ugly due to the mastiff genes.
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« Reply #11719 on: January 09, 2012, 02:17:45 PM »
I've just been informed that my flight on the 11th may not have a seat for me. I'll go, but I'm waiting on standby status. It's not like I've got a meeting lined up or am otherwise in a rush, but this is not the ideal way to begin an international job search.  :-\

That sucks!

Any chance you'll be up in the Seattle area for anything?
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« Reply #11720 on: January 09, 2012, 03:11:55 PM »
Jesus you're all fucked up and have disgusting sexual fantasies

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« Reply #11721 on: January 09, 2012, 03:12:24 PM »
I can't stand dogs. Maybe it's a black thing
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« Reply #11722 on: January 09, 2012, 03:14:13 PM »
I actually love dogs. I'm a huge animal lover.
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« Reply #11723 on: January 09, 2012, 03:15:50 PM »
I can't stand dogs. Maybe it's a black thing
Definitely not a black thing. 

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« Reply #11724 on: January 09, 2012, 03:21:50 PM »
I love dogs generally, but I can't stand small or particularly hyperactive dogs.
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« Reply #11725 on: January 09, 2012, 03:39:01 PM »
I can't stand really small dogs except chihuahua's and weiner dogs.
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« Reply #11726 on: January 09, 2012, 03:39:58 PM »
GOT WELFARE THEN WENT TO DENNY'S TO CELEBRATE

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« Reply #11727 on: January 09, 2012, 03:40:14 PM »
Me neither.  My wife got a poodle (so now 3 dogs :'( ) and I can't stand him.  He always wants attention.  He's so obnoxious.  My two dogs are a great dane/lab mix and a pitbull.  The great dane/lab mix is calm now.  He's about 10 months old and is really chill.  He used to be crazy as a puppy (ask Himumum lulz) and the other one is fairly calm though he is still a baby so he gets excited easily.  The poodle is an active shithead who loves to jump and claw all over you.  We've only had him for a little over a week so we're trying to teach him shit but he's pushing my fucking patience.

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« Reply #11728 on: January 09, 2012, 03:44:29 PM »
I love the two other dogs. :(

Poodles :(

Oh Dee, nooooooooooooo
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« Reply #11729 on: January 09, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »
Apollo is calm now though, not like the last time you saw him.  Desperado is pretty calm too but he gets worked up really easily.  He's huge compared to when you saw him though.  Apollo is also a lot bigger.  He's around 32 inches tall.

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« Reply #11730 on: January 09, 2012, 03:48:43 PM »
Apollo is a sweet heart despite his energy :) Desperado is a pitbull mix, though right? He was the first pitbull that didn't scare the shit out of me. Then again, he's fixed, right? I don't like pits. :(
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« Reply #11732 on: January 09, 2012, 04:03:24 PM »
Apollo is a sweet heart despite his energy :) Desperado is a pitbull mix, though right? He was the first pitbull that didn't scare the shit out of me. Then again, he's fixed, right? I don't like pits. :(
Yeah Apollo is all love.  He never gets defiant or anything.  Even if he makes me mad and I yell at him he'll just end up licking my arm or hand obnoxiously to apologize. 

And yeah, he's a pitbull mix but I'm not sure with what.  I thought he was going to stay smaller but he keeps getting bigger and bigger.  He's bigger than other purebred pits of the same age so I have no idea what he's mixed with.  He's not fixed though.  We're getting his balls cut this month though.  He's a sweetheart, but he's just obsessed with being dominant.

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« Reply #11733 on: January 09, 2012, 04:04:15 PM »
I don't like pits because pits remind me of my roommate who tried to drunk rape me. He had a pitbull.
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« Reply #11734 on: January 09, 2012, 04:08:26 PM »
:o  don't associate them with that sick fuck.  Desperado won't rape, he'll make sweet sweet love while The fuckin' Eagles are playing.

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« Reply #11735 on: January 09, 2012, 04:14:29 PM »
No, not the dog. The dude.
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« Reply #11736 on: January 09, 2012, 04:26:24 PM »
I know what you meant.  Don't associate them with that sick bastard

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« Reply #11737 on: January 09, 2012, 05:58:30 PM »
Awesome times...

My financial aid office isn't willing to give me any other options aside from a huge parent loan (that my mom would not be able to pay) to pay off my post-bac (5th year) classes. On top of that, I'm reaching my loan limit apparently, which means I'd HAVE to go to grad school next year to continue my education. So my options are to drop out now and potentially be homeless in the coming week or two weeks, or somehow convince my mom to take on a huge loan.

I'm honestly scared shitless about being homeless.

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« Reply #11738 on: January 09, 2012, 06:10:48 PM »
I've just been informed that my flight on the 11th may not have a seat for me. I'll go, but I'm waiting on standby status. It's not like I've got a meeting lined up or am otherwise in a rush, but this is not the ideal way to begin an international job search.  :-\

That sucks!

Any chance you'll be up in the Seattle area for anything?

I sure hope so!

So far there's no bites in Washington state, but I only know a couple industry people out there, and only applied to one company there, so far.

Provided I get a job, I am hoping to visit PAX for the first time this year. You mentioned a plan to blow off PAX and go beer hunting... ;-)

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« Reply #11739 on: January 09, 2012, 06:40:07 PM »
Awesome times...

My financial aid office isn't willing to give me any other options aside from a huge parent loan (that my mom would not be able to pay) to pay off my post-bac (5th year) classes. On top of that, I'm reaching my loan limit apparently, which means I'd HAVE to go to grad school next year to continue my education. So my options are to drop out now and potentially be homeless in the coming week or two weeks, or somehow convince my mom to take on a huge loan.

I'm honestly scared shitless about being homeless.
sorry to hear that bro : /

Do you qualify for any scholarships or anything like that?
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« Reply #11740 on: January 09, 2012, 06:45:53 PM »
Awesome times...

My financial aid office isn't willing to give me any other options aside from a huge parent loan (that my mom would not be able to pay) to pay off my post-bac (5th year) classes. On top of that, I'm reaching my loan limit apparently, which means I'd HAVE to go to grad school next year to continue my education. So my options are to drop out now and potentially be homeless in the coming week or two weeks, or somehow convince my mom to take on a huge loan.

I'm honestly scared shitless about being homeless.
sorry to hear that bro : /

Do you qualify for any scholarships or anything like that?
You can't get scholarships for any years past your first degree, which is totally bogus and fucking stupid.

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« Reply #11741 on: January 09, 2012, 08:30:49 PM »
I've just been informed that my flight on the 11th may not have a seat for me. I'll go, but I'm waiting on standby status. It's not like I've got a meeting lined up or am otherwise in a rush, but this is not the ideal way to begin an international job search.  :-\

That sucks!

Any chance you'll be up in the Seattle area for anything?

I sure hope so!

So far there's no bites in Washington state, but I only know a couple industry people out there, and only applied to one company there, so far.

Provided I get a job, I am hoping to visit PAX for the first time this year. You mentioned a plan to blow off PAX and go beer hunting... ;-)

I ALWAYS blow off PAX and do something more awesome. Might not be able to do a whole lot of beer hunting what with the Lil Gundam and all, but definitely up for something.
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« Reply #11742 on: January 09, 2012, 09:28:29 PM »
The wife's business remains on track, so she's going to pay me back a sizable chunk of change that I staked her :D

Even better, it looks like she'll be able to pay half of the mortgage, household bills, school fees etc :D No more paying it all myself. One day, I may even be able to retire :lol
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« Reply #11743 on: January 09, 2012, 09:57:29 PM »
I'm going to slap the next black person I hear describe themselves as "light skin" or "light brown." God damn that pisses me off and is so patronizing. Context: I was hanging out with a friend from Nigeria and a mutual friend. The mutual friend mentioned some shit about wanting to select "other" on a job application because he's not really black, he's "high yellow." As my grandma would say: if they drew a line in the sand all your black butts would be on the same side.
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« Reply #11744 on: January 09, 2012, 10:04:49 PM »
High yellow? What?
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« Reply #11745 on: January 09, 2012, 10:12:51 PM »
Haha, that's what my mom's reaction was to hearing that phrase for the first time. I see it all the time online (especially on twitter), and would often hear it in highschool. More so among black girls and/or women, as I've never felt like being a "dark" black male is a liability (plus we have Idris Elba on our side).

When my mom told one of her friends that my gf was from the Dominican Republican, she asked if she was "charcoal black." My mom told her she was light skinned or whatever, so the friend said "oh, that's good to hear."
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« Reply #11746 on: January 09, 2012, 10:45:18 PM »
High yellow? What?

Afternoon Deelite at the banana stand.

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« Reply #11747 on: January 10, 2012, 09:16:55 AM »
I'm going to slap the next black person I hear describe themselves as "light skin" or "light brown." God damn that pisses me off and is so patronizing. Context: I was hanging out with a friend from Nigeria and a mutual friend. The mutual friend mentioned some shit about wanting to select "other" on a job application because he's not really black, he's "high yellow." As my grandma would say: if they drew a line in the sand all your black butts would be on the same side.

What's your opinion on mulattoes?
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« Reply #11748 on: January 10, 2012, 10:53:51 AM »
PD, where do you fall?

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« Reply #11749 on: January 10, 2012, 11:16:42 AM »
Are you just saying that because he's taking his sweet or time or did he actually say he's not coming back??

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« Reply #11750 on: January 10, 2012, 11:57:33 AM »
wow that sucks dude.  What are you guys going to do if homeboy doesn't come back?

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« Reply #11751 on: January 10, 2012, 12:23:25 PM »
I'm going to slap the next black person I hear describe themselves as "light skin" or "light brown." God damn that pisses me off and is so patronizing. Context: I was hanging out with a friend from Nigeria and a mutual friend. The mutual friend mentioned some shit about wanting to select "other" on a job application because he's not really black, he's "high yellow." As my grandma would say: if they drew a line in the sand all your black butts would be on the same side.

What's your opinion on mulattoes?

Mixed people? Uh I'm fine with them..?

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« Reply #11752 on: January 10, 2012, 12:54:35 PM »
Are you just saying that because he's taking his sweet or time or did he actually say he's not coming back??

Said he would be back Sunday or Monday at the latest and hasn't responded to my dads calls or text messages. He also left it pretty open with their boss on what time he'd return, if he returns at all.

The least he could do is send my dad a text saying when he expects to be back, if at all. I mean, I get that his mom is sick but come on, don't tell someone the night you're leaving that you need someone to watch your dog for a few days and never get back to them on when you're gonna be back. Especially when you make the dog out to be a little angel when it clearly ain't.



isn't this a seinfeld episode?
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« Reply #11753 on: January 10, 2012, 01:52:57 PM »
Most shelters will probably kill her :( 

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« Reply #11754 on: January 10, 2012, 05:40:15 PM »
I'm guessing my little cousin must be doing a lot of kindergarden on learning the days of the week because they're a major part of his newest prank: he calls me to ask how my day has been, then after some small talk he says "so you had a good Thursday?" I inform him that actually today is [insert day] and he says "oh well it's Thursday here lol" and hangs up.   :lol
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« Reply #11755 on: January 10, 2012, 05:42:13 PM »
Fridays being Thursdays is the first sign of the end of days ~ PD's barber. 

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« Reply #11756 on: January 10, 2012, 05:45:42 PM »
Fridays being Thursdays is the first sign of the end of days ~ PD's barber.
whoops, edited it to make it clear
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« Reply #11757 on: January 10, 2012, 07:39:48 PM »
I can't stand dogs. Maybe it's a black thing

i hate 'em too, by and large. i like-ish large, calm dogs that just sit there, but any dog that can't shut the fuck up or keep its un-christian paws/tongue off me should be stuffed in a burlap sack, smacked with a length of plumbing implement, and tossed into the nastiest part of lake union.
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« Reply #11758 on: January 10, 2012, 07:56:54 PM »
I think I just dislike dog owners.  Some pet owners in my building are lazy daft pricks.  What's the point of a leash if it's 100 feet long? I don't care if the dog is trying to be friendly by rubbing, slobbering, or biting my leg.  And that dog poop biodegradable excuse doesn't work when it dumps on the carpet inside the building. 

My friends' dogs are nice.  I mean, they're still filthy animals but at least they're well behaved.  If I could get past how hairy and dirty a dog would be, I could see myself owning one.

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« Reply #11759 on: January 10, 2012, 07:59:45 PM »
These last two posts sum up my feelings on children and parents respectively.