Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

does anyone even use the camera on their dumb ipad

I see quite a few that do.  Considering the obscene amount of money you're paying for this device, you might as well use all of its features.

[Verdigris Murder]

Really liking Fofs avatar. The title sequence was so Bond.

[Joe Molotov]

All that weed was making you paranoid.

[Himu]

Have you ever busted a nut so wet it felt like you peed yourself? I just did

Yes.

If you're with a woman who turns you REALLY, REALLY ON and she makes you cum this is what typically happens. At least for me. Those orgasms last like 10 seconds. An ex would make me cum like that all the time. Studies have shown that consistency in semen changes on what women you're with. If she really works for you, you orgasm and jizz will tell the whole story.

[Phoenix Dark]

Have you ever busted a nut so wet it felt like you peed yourself? I just did

Yes.

If you're with a woman who turns you REALLY, REALLY ON and she makes you cum this is what typically happens. At least for me. Those orgasms last like 10 seconds. An ex would make me cum like that all the time. Studies have shown that consistency in semen changes on what women you're with. If she really works for you, you orgasm and jizz will tell the whole story.

I was talking about masturbation though

[Himu]

[fistfulofmetal]

i finished the Millennium trilogy and now have nothing to read. someone recommend me something.

something either:

sci-fi
fantasy
crime/mystery

preferably something hard and gritty.


thanks

[Robo]

i finished the Millennium trilogy and now have nothing to read. someone recommend me something.

something either:

sci-fi
fantasy
crime/mystery

preferably something hard and gritty.


thanks

The Sprawl trilogy springs to mind.  It's all of that stuff simultaneously.

[chronovore]

i finished the Millennium trilogy and now have nothing to read. someone recommend me something.

something either:

sci-fi
fantasy
crime/mystery

preferably something hard and gritty.


thanks

The Sprawl trilogy springs to mind.  It's all of that stuff simultaneously.

Richard K. Morgan's "Altered Carbon," or "Thirteen" ("Black Man" in the UK) are also good SF/Crime hybrids.

[Eric P]

peace to maurice sendak

[Joe Molotov]

peace to maurice sendak

My favorite Maurice Sendak memory is when the third grade teacher at our school checked out a video of "The Night Kitchen" (which basically took the artwork from the book and added some limited animation) and came back later all in a panic and was like "OMG, this had a naked little kid in it!"

[Eric P]

liked the first one, even if i felt cheated by the end but have 0 interest in reading the second one

[Madrun Badrun]

trying to sample the curvature of the function

[Robo]

Looks like a big goldfish shit.

[chronovore]

I'd say no, and turn off notifications for requests from the app.

[chronovore]

Just about every app is looking for a way to get at your details, build additional detail into your online presence. I figure Facebook already knows more about me than most of my friends; no need to feed it further.

[Phoenix Dark]

Good idea. The only Facebook app I ever installed was for a free Dominos pizza. Unless something meets or surpasses that criteria, I ain't downloading it or giving it access to my info

[Madrun Badrun]

http://thedependent.ca/numbers/sitting-on-my-rittle-throne/

yay I'm not alone!!!

[Joe Molotov]

http://thedependent.ca/numbers/sitting-on-my-rittle-throne/

yay I'm not alone!!!

Seems you're not alone in being alone. 2.8 Million Canadians, looking for a home.

SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS SENDING OUT AN SOS

[Pringo]

Hey art bore someone draw me this comic I just thought of

Panel one: couple deciding to not get married until everyone can get married
Panel two: boyfriend is voting for Romney

[fistfulofmetal]

the wrist watch is on the left arm in panel one
and on the right arm in panel two.

unless he has a wrist watch on both arms

this comic doesnt make any sense.

[Brehvolution]

The comic's premise is funny.

[demi]

Just about every app is looking for a way to get at your details, build additional detail into your online presence. I figure Facebook already knows more about me than most of my friends; no need to feed it further.

Depends what app. I won Xbox codes from an official MS promotion, and a bunch of Uncharted stuff (+ Amazon money) from their own contest.

[The Sceneman]

He wears two watches. One has the normal time on it, the other has all the numbers replaced with the word ANAL.

[bud]

i'm really disgusted by the phrase "bust a nut."

[FlameofCallandorReturns]

My girlfriend teaches art to 6th graders and mentioned that two of her GT students love drawing dragons. I went to the local magic shop and made two decks out of the freebie cards for her to surprise them with today.

I miss being a kid and learning new games. I wish I could see their faces when they look through the cards and see the cool looking skeletons and beasts.

[The Sceneman]

tbh man the current magic art is heaps better than the shit we grew up with    hope the kids love it and start playing some cards!

[FlameofCallandorReturns]

I actually prefer the simple abstract stuff to the more hyper realistic stuff.

Nostalgia maybe

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Timewalk was always so interesting to me because it was like "WTF man, whats going on"

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Where as this is just too obvious.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So apparently the scholarship didn't pay for neither the last winter semester or this one. And due to that I can't register for classes, which according to my I-20 I can't stay in the country unless I am taking classes. So with that said I'm going to have to leave before the 25th of May, which is the day Ece is coming back.

Fuck this.

Didn't you have this problem last year?

[Phoenix Dark]

Sorry to hear that. We've dealt with some Ministry of Saudi patients before at my job. One had a bunch of dental work done, which was supposed to be paid at 100%, but after months of haggling they basically told us "too bad lol." We had to write off about $600 worth of work. Usually the Saudi affiliated insurances pay pretty quickly.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Sorry to hear that. We've dealt with some Ministry of Saudi patients before at my job. One had a bunch of dental work done, which was supposed to be paid at 100%, but after months of haggling they basically told us "too bad lol." We had to write off about $600 worth of work. Usually the Saudi affiliated insurances pay pretty quickly.

Considering how that country is drowning in oil monies, you'd think this would never be a problem.

[Diunx]

Got paid let's parteyYyyy!!! (After work :'( )

[Himu]

what the fuck sir count?

[Verdigris Murder]

Huh. You're a Saudi?

Don't wear a jam-pot cover when the NSA bring you in for a friendly questioning.
That's my tip du jour.

[Verdigris Murder]

Spencer. My second picture. The middle tree is on fire.

[Shadow Mod]

Ever had one of those days where you just wake up with a slight headache? Ugh.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ever had one of those days where you just wake up with a slight headache? Ugh.

Yes and I assume it's dehydration.  I always keep a bottle of water by my bed for that reason.

[Shadow Mod]

Ever had one of those days where you just wake up with a slight headache? Ugh.

Yes and I assume it's dehydration.  I always keep a bottle of water by my bed for that reason.

Good idea.

[Cormacaroni]

The wife and I decided to do the pimsleur lessons for Japanese. Did the first lesson today and I feel like they will work well!

just give up now, for your own sake

[chronovore]

No way bro! With Pimsleur you don't learn how to read or write, so I'm betting that takes a lot of the difficulty out.

It probably means you'll feel great for a little bit, and then run into a giant homophonic wall.

[Joe Molotov]

Don't be a homophobe, chrono.

[chronovore]

I'm all up in this homophonic attitude.

Spencer, don't give up! I didn't mean to discourage you. Learning a foreign language is always good, and Japanese people are particularly happy and supportive when foreigners speak any amount of their language.

[Madrun Badrun]

Don't be a homophobe, chrono.

lol

[Broseidon]

wtf 

[Madrun Badrun]

quote from data mining book I'm reading "There are more elaborate algorithms that produce tighter balls, but they require more computation."  lol

Hope your brothers ok dude.

[Broseidon]

 

Well at least it doesn't seem too serious. Hope everything works out.

[Phoenix Dark]

I saw one of the most beautiful women at work today. I walked up to the front desk to drop something off and she was standing there, just looking amazing. Black, older lady, maybe 33-36. She kind of looked like a darker Vanessa Williams, oh man. I know I gave her that look people give in films/tv when they stumble across someone beautiful, and she kinda gave me the "hmmm" look, I dunno what it was. Anyway I stayed and helped her (she was picking up some xrays), said "have a nice day" then watched her walk out the door.  :'(

[Shadow Mod]

I saw one of the most beautiful women at work today. I walked up to the front desk to drop something off and she was standing there, just looking amazing. Black, older lady, maybe 33-36. She kind of looked like a darker Vanessa Williams, oh man. I know I gave her that look people give in films/tv when they stumble across someone beautiful, and she kinda gave me the "hmmm" look, I dunno what it was. Anyway I stayed and helped her (she was picking up some xrays), said "have a nice day" then watched her walk out the door.  :'(

Did you fap in the bathroom later?

[Steve Youngblood]

Ever had one of those days where you just wake up with a slight headache? Ugh.

Yes. Plenty of times. Usually, it's cause I drank too much.

[Shadow Mod]

Ever had one of those days where you just wake up with a slight headache? Ugh.

Yes. Plenty of times. Usually, it's cause I drank too much.

Those are called hangovers. Which I rarely get for whatever reason, probably the Irish/Scottish genes.

[Phoenix Dark]

I saw one of the most beautiful women at work today. I walked up to the front desk to drop something off and she was standing there, just looking amazing. Black, older lady, maybe 33-36. She kind of looked like a darker Vanessa Williams, oh man. I know I gave her that look people give in films/tv when they stumble across someone beautiful, and she kinda gave me the "hmmm" look, I dunno what it was. Anyway I stayed and helped her (she was picking up some xrays), said "have a nice day" then watched her walk out the door.  :'(

Did you fap in the bathroom later?

nah, will fap later tonight.

[Positive Touch]

raise your hand if you used to fap to those late-nite vanessa williams proactiv commercials

[fistfulofmetal]

^^ it's not summer yet.

[Diunx]

It fucking feels like it is.

[Mupepe]

what's the cheapest place to buy some DDR2 RAM? Yes, I know that's old and outdated but I need it to play me some Diablo 3!

[Pringo]

what's the cheapest place to buy some DDR2 RAM? Yes, I know that's old and outdated but I need it to play me some Diablo 3!

Dunno if it's the absolute cheapest but Newegg sells it.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&DEPA=0&Order=BESTMATCH&N=100006650&isNodeId=1&Description=DDR2&x=18&y=12

I think it's hard to find prices comparable to DDR3 just because as you said it's largely old and outdated now. Still, prices aren't all that bad. You can get 4 GB for just over $50.

[Mupepe]

Yeah I saw that.  Not too bad.  I'm weighing either getting some components or biting the bullet and getting a new gaming pc.  but I have a vacation coming up and I'm not looking to spend much before we leave.  Hmmmm

[Himu]

^^ it's not summer yet.

Its already summer vacation here! Just waiting for the gf to show up so sex can be added to the equation.

Heh. In America, summer starts in June.

[Huff]

^^ it's not summer yet.

Its already summer vacation here! Just waiting for the gf to show up so sex can be added to the equation.

Heh. In America, summer starts in June.

nah man, most colleges have been finishing over the past two weeks. summer time brosef

[fistfulofmetal]

just heard this on the news:

Minorities make up 50.4% of the births in 2011