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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #20340 on: October 19, 2013, 07:16:54 PM »
How hard did the checker laugh when you put it on the counter?
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Atramental

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« Reply #20341 on: October 19, 2013, 07:17:43 PM »
Never had it before.  :yeshrug

It's... meh.

But it seems to go well with Chinese food.

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« Reply #20342 on: October 19, 2013, 07:19:22 PM »
Add some cran-grape to the Mikes bro.
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« Reply #20343 on: October 19, 2013, 07:20:48 PM »
What doesn't go well with Chinese food?

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« Reply #20344 on: October 19, 2013, 07:26:06 PM »
How hard did the checker laugh when you put it on the counter?
She called me sweetie.  :hitler

Add some cran-grape to the Mikes bro.
I'll get right on that.   :gladbron

Go for a microbrew with >7% ABV. Trust me on this.
That's what I usually do.

Jus wanted to see what you guys would say when I showed you this lemon swill I'm sippin.

What doesn't go well with Chinese food?
Young rich white girls who want to become pop stars.

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« Reply #20345 on: October 19, 2013, 07:31:12 PM »
Goddamn.

You're right PD. Cran & Grape really helps.

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« Reply #20346 on: October 19, 2013, 07:31:58 PM »
Goddamn.

You're right PD. Cran & Grape really helps.

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« Reply #20347 on: October 19, 2013, 08:38:18 PM »
Sorry to hear that.  How old is she?
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« Reply #20348 on: October 19, 2013, 08:52:56 PM »
it sucks that dogs are essentially ticking time bombs of sadness.
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« Reply #20349 on: October 19, 2013, 09:04:36 PM »
Watering down mikes? Jesus, you'd have to swim in it to feel a buzz

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« Reply #20350 on: October 19, 2013, 09:09:18 PM »
If you have to waterdown a Mike's with grape or cran because, and I'm assuming this was the problem, it's too sweet and cran is tart. GET A FUCKING PROPER COCKTAIL.

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« Reply #20351 on: October 19, 2013, 09:10:46 PM »
Anybody that expected shit from the Dodgers needs to throw themselves in the goddamn bushes :heh Where the fuck have you been since the 80's?
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« Reply #20352 on: October 19, 2013, 09:18:01 PM »
If you have to waterdown a Mike's with grape or cran because, and I'm assuming this was the problem, it's too sweet and cran is tart. GET A FUCKING PROPER COCKTAIL.
Pssshsh

I do what I want!!

But yes, I should be spending my money on better drinks.

Next week I'll have a good chunk of disposable cash and I'll be hitting up some bars in Downtown Greenville.

On another note: it's been two months since I last boned. It's times like these I wish I was bi so I could have more options. Maybe if I got wasted enough... oh no that's just asking for trouble.

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« Reply #20353 on: October 19, 2013, 09:21:03 PM »
Eschaton, that is a beautiful pooch.  :'(

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« Reply #20354 on: October 19, 2013, 09:27:19 PM »
Man straight fuck the Dodgers  :hitler

I used to go the games and all that shit, supported them in my youth, but fuck em. I'll fly Padres colors before I go anywhere near their ass.

Fuck the giants too.
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« Reply #20355 on: October 19, 2013, 09:28:41 PM »
Sorry about your dog, Esch.

I'm drinking a shot of Jager in its honor.


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« Reply #20356 on: October 19, 2013, 09:40:50 PM »
Man i'm sorry Eschaton, we all love our animals just know there are plenty more to give that love too.

Our lovely quiet korean neighbors moved out a few weeks ago only to be replaced by a very large (5+ people in a 2 bedroom) and noisy household full of rude african americans. I'm not saying it's because of race, but stereotypes are created for a reason.  The sound from their tv's and music is just constantly BASS bass BaSs  :maf 4am bass BAss BASS... I'm going mad so I take a nap cause I got a shitty night of sleep bass bass bass. The other tenements of this building are all super quiet christian asian's so I'm sure a few days worth of fish bone soup will get them to think twice about living here. If not for the taste they won't be able to get rid of the smell. OMG the amount of pot being blazed up too. I don't think I'll pass a drug screening now. Hopefully they quiet down after they get settled in, cause if they don't they won't be my neighbors for very long. I've already started documenting all of the annoyances.

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« Reply #20357 on: October 19, 2013, 09:44:59 PM »
I'm really sorry Esch :(

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« Reply #20358 on: October 19, 2013, 10:17:57 PM »
Man i'm sorry Eschaton, we all love our animals just know there are plenty more to give that love too.

Our lovely quiet korean neighbors moved out a few weeks ago only to be replaced by a very large (5+ people in a 2 bedroom) and noisy household full of rude african americans. I'm not saying it's because of race, but stereotypes are created for a reason.  The sound from their tv's and music is just constantly BASS bass BaSs  :maf 4am bass BAss BASS... I'm going mad so I take a nap cause I got a shitty night of sleep bass bass bass. The other tenements of this building are all super quiet christian asian's so I'm sure a few days worth of fish bone soup will get them to think twice about living here. If not for the taste they won't be able to get rid of the smell. OMG the amount of pot being blazed up too. I don't think I'll pass a drug screening now. Hopefully they quiet down after they get settled in, cause if they don't they won't be my neighbors for very long. I've already started documenting all of the annoyances.

Does documenting actually do something? Have you reported neighbors before, and actually had results?

Probably the best thing you can point out to the landlord is that they've got 5 people living in a 2BR.

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« Reply #20359 on: October 19, 2013, 10:35:21 PM »
Sorry Esch  :(

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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #20360 on: October 19, 2013, 10:45:59 PM »
Does documenting actually do something? Have you reported neighbors before, and actually had results?

Probably the best thing you can point out to the landlord is that they've got 5 people living in a 2BR.

There are strict rules cause this property is both public housing and regular apartments. So yes documenting a nuisance will set up a timeline in which the landlord can go back and see when issues started. I'm sure that the fact there are more people living there than there should be might also help. But like I said I'm willing to give it a few days so they settle in and figure out how we do things around these parts.

And yes we were able to prove that neighbors near us were dealing in hard drugs and got them kicked out but not before they were visited by the local sheriff. That was a few years ago though and since then we've had these great neighbors that care about our building.

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« Reply #20361 on: October 19, 2013, 11:52:53 PM »
I'm a night owl and all but what kind of douches make that much noise at 4am.

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« Reply #20362 on: October 20, 2013, 09:18:42 AM »
Sorry Esch  :(
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« Reply #20363 on: October 20, 2013, 12:39:20 PM »
It's 1:35AM; my sister called me an hour ago to tell me that my bank called her to confirm some credit card purchases, and that I needed to call them immediately. I've never had one of these calls before, so I'm kind of freaking out, picturing some jerk buying a 60" TV at Walmart and throwing it on my card. GAH!

As it turns out, my minor spending spree on iTunes today and yesterday triggered something for them. Everything's good.

I'll be getting up early to help my kids get ready for school. This is not the way I wanted to go to sleep on Sunday night.

I gotta admit I'm happy they are making certain no-one's raiding my account, and happy that it was a false alarm. :whew!

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« Reply #20364 on: October 20, 2013, 01:24:40 PM »
Yeah low value Internet purchases will often trigger that. At least you didn't use your card somewhere while it was frozen and get it rejected.  >:(

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« Reply #20365 on: October 20, 2013, 02:55:58 PM »
I gotta admit I'm happy they are making certain no-one's raiding my account, and happy that it was a false alarm. :whew!

I agree it's nice and works in practice as long as the damn bank/card company catches it. I don't know why Chase didn't catch 6k worth of purchases last weekend from all over the damn world. You'd think that it would be impossible for me to be in Spain and purchase something at Walmart in Alaska... I'm glad it wasn't fraud in your case. I'm having to wait 6-8 weeks to get all of my money back which is so fucking unacceptable. I couldn't even get some gas yesterday.

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« Reply #20366 on: October 20, 2013, 03:00:24 PM »
Any time there is a Steam sale, I usually get a call from the credit card company.
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« Reply #20367 on: October 20, 2013, 06:00:50 PM »
:(

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« Reply #20368 on: October 20, 2013, 06:22:56 PM »
Damn esch. I'm so sorry. :(

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« Reply #20369 on: October 20, 2013, 06:27:56 PM »
:(
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« Reply #20370 on: October 20, 2013, 06:33:40 PM »
bruh...

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« Reply #20371 on: October 20, 2013, 07:00:47 PM »
sorry about your dog, dude. that's tough shit to deal with.
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« Reply #20372 on: October 20, 2013, 09:41:40 PM »
Sorry Eschaton :(
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« Reply #20373 on: October 20, 2013, 09:42:32 PM »
Pet dying is always a sad day. Cherish your memories with her.
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« Reply #20374 on: October 20, 2013, 09:46:07 PM »
She just turned 12, and she has an absurdly large tumor. However, thats about as long as you can expect a shep to live, and she's had a good life. Me and the fam have been watching her progress over the past couple months and well... She has lost most of her motility.

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You'd be forgiven for having that drink. Your dog was beautiful. Sorry for your loss

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« Reply #20375 on: October 20, 2013, 09:49:32 PM »
 :-\

I'm so sorry man...
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« Reply #20376 on: October 21, 2013, 04:56:53 AM »
Fucking Rave cigarettes. Shit burns through in like 4 minutes.
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« Reply #20377 on: October 21, 2013, 07:20:43 AM »
God damnit these loud ass fucks are really driving me insane. I've got my headphones on while trying to get some conferencing done and can still hear them over a few people talking to me. I'm gonna have to confront them about this it's totally unacceptable to have to sleep with earplugs or have a meeting interrupted due to their shitty music.   :maf

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« Reply #20378 on: October 21, 2013, 09:19:28 AM »
Sorry for your loss, Esch.  :-\
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« Reply #20379 on: October 21, 2013, 06:50:12 PM »
Doing a free promo for TDM on Amazon Kindle today and tomorrow; 7,054 free downloads so far :)

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« Reply #20380 on: October 22, 2013, 10:15:49 AM »
Sorry for the hiccups today, I have been looking into it. I have to sneak away from work to try and fix any issues that appear here.

I suppose it was a good streak while it lasted. Time to reset the calendar.
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« Reply #20381 on: October 22, 2013, 10:42:08 AM »
Thank you, our awesome and benevolent leader.

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« Reply #20382 on: October 24, 2013, 06:35:54 AM »
fuck the police :gun
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« Reply #20383 on: October 24, 2013, 06:45:03 AM »
:badass
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« Reply #20384 on: October 24, 2013, 09:31:10 AM »
Yeah, being polite to a police officer is just common sense.

Rent-a-cops and security guards, on the other hand...

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« Reply #20385 on: October 24, 2013, 09:35:33 AM »
Being polite has its time and place, just like everything. You shouldn't be polite all the time unless you want to get walked over.

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« Reply #20386 on: October 24, 2013, 09:44:27 AM »
Grandma sent me 850$ in gift cards.  So awesome.

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« Reply #20387 on: October 24, 2013, 09:55:31 AM »
Right, because people are more likely to accommodate you if you're a jerk? Kosmalogic™.

Are you from this planet bro? Of course this is how it works in some cases. Some people only do what you want if you talk to them in a certain way.

You don't have to be a jerk, but sometimes it's good to act tough.

If you want to be effective you choose how to communicate depending on who you are talking to in certain situations.

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« Reply #20388 on: October 24, 2013, 10:09:24 AM »
Nah, I'm with Biz.  Being polite is always the way to go unless someone starts shit with you.  I don't think there's ever an excuse for preemptively being a tough guy or asshole.   

Being polite doesn't mean you let someone talk to you like a bitch.  It means you treat everyone equally with a bit of respect assuming they haven't proven they don't deserve your respect.  You can still put on an aura of confidence and authority while still being polite.

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« Reply #20389 on: October 24, 2013, 10:14:55 AM »
 :-*

Well I do think that my idea of being a jerk and a tough guy is a bit weak maybe yes.

I stand up for old folks on the bus  :'(

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« Reply #20390 on: October 24, 2013, 10:24:28 AM »
I got to feel like a tough guy on Saturday.  I was sitting at a stop light near my house and I saw a middle aged man and woman arguing across the street on the corner.  When the light turned green and I went to turn I saw him start pushing her and he pushed her down.  So I went across the street and got out of my car and just yelled "Hey! What are you pushing her for?"  He turned his attention toward me and yelled "Mind your own fucking business!" and she bolted.  I told him I saw him pushing a woman around so I'm going to stop.  Then he starts telling me they've been married for 22 years and I wasn't there when the fight started.  He was drunk as shit.  And then he says "This is what happened..."  I just told him I wasn't looking to solve their problems or get involved, I saw a woman getting pushed around and just stopped.  He calmed down and started telling me that I did the right thing and he appreciated it.  And then he kept shaking my hand.  I was like WTF.  I just said if they're gonna fight and push each other around and they don't want anyone getting involved to do it in private.  People are fucking nuts.  I wasn't looking for a fight.  I just wanted to distract him long enough for her to get away.  It seemed like she had been trying to walk away anyways.

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« Reply #20391 on: October 24, 2013, 10:45:44 AM »
Angry drunks suck.

I'm a lover not a fighter, this also being my biggest fear when drunk.

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« Reply #20392 on: October 24, 2013, 02:19:15 PM »
I can be an angry drunk, it's a big reason I don't get drunk anymore. Couple cocktails, some wine, I'm okay and I still do that. Too much and I might not be. Must be the Irish and/or Cherokee in me. Or the alcoholic parents. I have a limit and I've learned to respect it and not come close to it. I'd much rather smoke pot which doesn't make me mean or angry or give me hang overs. It's not like I've ever hurt anyone (barring one guy in a bar who instigated it) but I've put a hole or two in dry wall I'm not proud of, so I don't put myself in that situation anymore.
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« Reply #20393 on: October 24, 2013, 07:47:48 PM »
I'll sound pissed when real drunk but I'm never an angry drunk. I just sound mad but I'll be saying something like "I LOVE FUCKING BISCUITS."

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« Reply #20394 on: October 24, 2013, 08:38:14 PM »
Being polite to everyone is good common sense. What's with the exception, chronovore?

:lol

You're right. I'm polite until someone proves they're not worthy of the effort.

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« Reply #20395 on: October 24, 2013, 08:48:07 PM »
I was polite enough to one of my classmates until I caught him copy/pasting code from the internet and turning it in the next week to get an A on the assignment. He had the gall to turn to me ten minutes after I saw him cheating, and ask me if I had finished the homework yet, and why I hadn't "it's so easy!"

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« Reply #20396 on: October 24, 2013, 09:03:52 PM »
I've always been courteous with the police.

Not random traffic stop where they TOSS the car expecting to find something? Courteous, so much so to the point them being very surprised. No ticket.

Face down in a pool of Mountain Dew at gunpoint? Courteous. I even said "Don't taze me bro, I got the dew all over me!" and they laughed. Not detained.


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« Reply #20397 on: October 24, 2013, 10:40:25 PM »
Being white and polite can get you out of a lot.

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« Reply #20398 on: October 24, 2013, 10:49:29 PM »
Yep. I got away with reckless driving in my Corvette by just being polite. Their system even erroneously showed two warrants out for me (for tickets I had previously paid). We ended up bullshitting about cars.

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« Reply #20399 on: October 24, 2013, 10:52:31 PM »
i managed to get my blacked out friend out of jail by being polite to the cops. which was funny, because this was in canada, and the police were apologizing to me for possibly arresting him. THEY'RE JUST TOO NICE!
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