Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4009466 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #22740 on:** May 20, 2014, 11:06:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 20, 2014, 07:13:41 PM

I think I'm on the level of Candy Crush Saga that is going to make me quit.

King.com is a jerk company headed by a jerk with a bunch of jerk lawyers. I deleted Candy Crush Saga from every device I own.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22741 on:** May 20, 2014, 11:10:19 PM »

FM, if Nami is freaking out again a lot of has to do with your composure. You are probably worried about her freaking out and it makes her nervous. Take her walking somewhere else and try to not keep worrying/looking at her expecting her to freak out. Stay confident and calm and try to go back to the feeling of a regular walk before you take her back to the park.

chronovore · « **Reply #22742 on:** May 20, 2014, 11:11:30 PM »

I managed to pop off a crown while flossing.

Why did I floss? Don't I know nothing good can come from it?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22743 on:** May 20, 2014, 11:27:08 PM »

I read that as poop, because I'm reading from bed, which lead me to the interpretation that "pooping off a crown" was a rather hard shit. It was then that I asked myself whether putting a thing of floss next the the can might get me to floss more.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22744 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:25:42 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 20, 2014, 11:11:30 PM

I managed to pop off a crown while flossing.

Why did I floss? Don't I know nothing good can come from it?

(Image removed from quote.)

Fer real. I think this is why I had problems with my crown busting back in early April. Most of the time I floss around that crown the floss gets stuck and I really have to yank to get it out.

chronovore · « **Reply #22745 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:11:55 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 20, 2014, 11:27:08 PM

I read that as poop, because I'm reading from bed, which lead me to the interpretation that "pooping off a crown" was a rather hard shit. It was then that I asked myself whether putting a thing of floss next the the can might get me to floss more.

Man, your head is a wild country to live in.

Diunx · « **Reply #22746 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:18:59 AM »

Man this warez-bb server move is killing me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22747 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:21:35 AM »

How are you flossing those crown areas? You're supposed to just gently slide the floss through, no back and force flossing on crowns.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22748 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:26:42 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2014, 01:21:35 AM

How are you flossing those crown areas? You're supposed to just gently slide the floss through, no back and force flossing on crowns.

The floss doesn't slide in though. It's like the crown is too tight against the tooth next to it. My teeth shift around a lot back there because I have a tooth that got smashed out there that I never got replaced.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22749 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:29:19 AM »

I don't even have crowns and I have problems with floss. Teeth are too close together =(.

Himu · « **Reply #22750 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:30:25 AM »

I feel like shit.

Ughhhhhhh

chronovore · « **Reply #22751 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:32:57 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2014, 01:21:35 AM

How are you flossing those crown areas? You're supposed to just gently slide the floss through, no back and force flossing on crowns.

Yeah, you guessed my error: I couldn't find normal floss, and used one of those little tools, where it's a hoop. Can't pull it through, have to pull it back out. Crown looks like it was at the end of its days though. Not enjoying this last two hours, which have consisted of repeated, "Oh, hey. That's sharp!" moments.

Diunx · « **Reply #22752 on:** May 21, 2014, 11:43:39 AM »

My cousin got busted with a blunt, motherfucker should have stayed in boston

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22753 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:25:10 PM »

In what jurisdiction?

Diunx · « **Reply #22754 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:51:58 PM »

Hes here in DR.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22755 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:43:33 PM »

Is he in jail?

Rufus · « **Reply #22756 on:** May 21, 2014, 04:54:14 PM »

As he said, he's in DR.

Boogie · « **Reply #22757 on:** May 21, 2014, 06:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on May 20, 2014, 04:09:26 PM

I have an interview at a Hamilton law firm on Thursday.

(I passed the bar exams two months ago.)

ewww, Hamilton.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

congrats duder

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TVC15 · « **Reply #22758 on:** May 22, 2014, 12:47:30 AM »

Huh huh, huh huh, you made out with your sister.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22759 on:** May 22, 2014, 12:47:49 AM »

TLDR: chick is like his sister; they have touched privates; now she is leaving and Himu is going to fill her space by letting him fill himu's space.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22760 on:** May 22, 2014, 12:49:40 AM »

Exodust's thumper, Himu's dumper.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22761 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:40:43 AM »

I just got stung by a fucking yellow jacket while taking a snooze on my lunch break at work. motherfucker.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22762 on:** May 22, 2014, 07:35:22 AM »

So today will be my first team meeting with my new job. I'm super excited to get back to a real work schedule. I'll be replacing a team lead that is jumping into Facebooks Oculus vr product marketing. Its gonna leave a big hole to fill. I've been training for more than a month now with their workflow system trying to get the hang of their productivity scheme. So far I think I've got some immediate changes to implement so consumers aren't confused by recent changes from a large hardware manufacturer. I'm not going to E3 but that could change here in a few days.

Rufus · « **Reply #22763 on:** May 22, 2014, 02:54:06 PM »

Right? How did multi-blade razors ever taken off?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22764 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:33:05 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on May 22, 2014, 03:31:07 PM

Went to the school gym today, used the showers afterward. Dude in the shower across from me had like 3/4ths of a boner

Usually I don't have a problem getting it all the way up, I don't know what happened today, bb.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22765 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:38:28 PM »

some spotter you are. see a guy struggling and do nothing.

demi · « **Reply #22766 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:39:05 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on May 22, 2014, 03:31:07 PM

Went to the school gym today, used the showers afterward. Dude in the shower across from me had like 3/4ths of a boner

Suggestions from a chronic shower masturbator:

- The fabric felt good, gave him a half mast
- He knows you're looking and gets off on voyeurism
- He probably wants to jack off super badly
- Sometimes happens when lathering up, can't be helped

My suggestion: You're a homo, and wanted to suck his meaty cock.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22767 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:45:29 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 22, 2014, 03:39:05 PM

My suggestion: You're a homo, and wanted to suck his meaty cock.

C'mon. He's not PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22768 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:52:26 PM »

I didn't get the impression it was a "meaty" cock. Sounds like some middle aged guy's breakfast sausage dick.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22769 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:58:02 PM »

yeah i didn't sniff any bbc jungle lust from awesome-o's description. even the most straight of men have been known to fall under its spell in the steamroom.

so i've heard.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22770 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:59:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2014, 03:52:26 PM

I didn't get the impression it was a "meaty" cock. Sounds like some middle aged guy's breakfast sausage dick.

He's says school gym though, although I bet that would be a not uncommon site for middle aged men that get boners around young people to hang out.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22771 on:** May 22, 2014, 03:59:49 PM »

And why can't a middle agd dude have a meaty cock?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #22772 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:00:34 PM »

PD has a masterful command of subtext when it comes to sniffing out BBCs it seems.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22773 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:07:35 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on May 22, 2014, 04:00:34 PM

PD has a masterful command of subtext when it comes to sniffing out BBCs it seems.

Expert in what he can't have.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22774 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:08:14 PM »

Totally a BBC bloodhound. Dude can sense them when they are three hyperlinks away from his current page.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22775 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:10:27 PM »

Less than 4% of the student population is black at Awesom-O's uni. I don't need excel to do this math.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22776 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:52:52 PM »

it takes a real scholar of bbc's to research demographics before asserting a hypothesis.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22777 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2014, 04:10:27 PM

Less than 4% of the student population is black at Awesom-O's uni. I don't need excel to do this math.

aka "I wouldn't bother taking a shower there."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22778 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:58:54 PM »

Are there any community colleges in Oakland?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #22779 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:19:20 PM »

2, including the one where the Black Panthers were formed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22780 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:20:35 PM »

Well that's where I'd shower.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22781 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:21:57 PM »

The interview went . . . well. I'll know how well exactly next week after the partners meet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22782 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on May 22, 2014, 05:21:57 PM

The interview went . . . well. I'll know how well exactly next week after the partners meet.

Nice. You should go to the showers at the local community college gym and look for some big, meaty, middle aged cocks to celebrate.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22783 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:44:30 PM »

he's in canada. i'm sure there is plenty of moosecock

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22784 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:46:13 PM »

Just got a text message from my aunt complaining that I gave my cousin nightmares. Basically I was watching him last weekend, and he wanted to help me cut the grass. So I told him to pick up the sticks from the yard and told him "you have to get all the sticks up, or else the lawn mower will run one over and blow up...."

He was pretty shook after that, and picked up every stick. And I guess over the last few days he started crying and saying he's afraid a neighbor might die due to the sticks in their lawn.

He's 6

When I was 7 my uncle told me I shouldn't disobey my grandma because she had a black belt and would literally beat me up. I believed that shit for about 5 years but I wasn't crying or anything like that...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22785 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:49:23 PM »

to be fair he probably won't grow up to worship black dick tho

Sausage · « **Reply #22786 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:54:33 PM »

The pussification of America continues.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22787 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:01:48 PM »

you know whats super cool

getting hired and getting 3 weeks training only to have your position cut because owner only needed 3 people not 4. also the 3 kept were women. wonder if there's a sexism lawsuit waiting to happen? don't really want to think about it. restarted unemployment claim since technically i was laid off.

gonna go smoke a ton of pot right now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22788 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:03:42 PM »

Sorry to hear that man. What type of job?

Hang in there. I don't think I'd call that sexism though.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22789 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:04:46 PM »

I'm not calling it that either, im just mad. it was just front desk & potential sales at a cool gym. Liked most of my coworkers, liked most of the people who worked out there. free gym membership and all that. now that's no more.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22790 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:06:35 PM »

We've got a gym theme going on here today.

demi · « **Reply #22791 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:09:22 PM »

I just jacked it while doing some curls.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22792 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:16:57 PM »

One of my friends is a trainer at a gym, he makes it sound like quite a good job. Laid back, customers are easy to deal with, hot chicks everywhere.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22793 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:20:14 PM »

And a bucketful of BBCs when you hit the shower.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #22794 on:** May 23, 2014, 06:33:07 AM »

Huh, school's over then. Well, "school". 9 month intensive course or whatever. I was top of my class, did not see that coming. Feels weird leaving this place and my school friends, not that I'll miss them but still weird. And now I'm back in that whole "what the fuck am I going to do now" phase. Be a bum for a while I guess. At least the weather's pretty nice.

Himu · « **Reply #22795 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:40:01 PM »

Some guy on a soccer forum I post at sent me a pm. The pm contained the following: "a song for you

" which was a link to this song:

StealthFan · « **Reply #22796 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:26:19 PM »

Haven't fucked with vics in more than three weeks. Took one like an hour ago and I feel

TVC15 · « **Reply #22797 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:35:41 PM »

Sooooo, slow day. Anyone see a hard on at the gym today or anything?

StealthFan · « **Reply #22798 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:40:50 PM »

white man you on facebook? send me an invite https://www.facebook.com/david.ryerson.50

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22799 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:08:11 PM »

I now know all your secret identities muhahhaha

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