Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Phoenix Dark]

roommate is leaving for San Fran for a week.

time to host a sex party.


seriously

any blacks?

If a straight female friend wanted to come would you let her watch?

I've had sex with, I think... *counts*... 5-6 black people in my 7 years in Eugene? It's mostly white. Oregon is mostly white. Half of the black guys I've fooled around with had erectile dysfunction. That ended things kinda quickly..

And as far as straight female friend watching -- no.

So they couldn't get a boner...and that was that? You didn't offer to bang them?

[Himu]

Half of the black guys I've fooled around with had erectile dysfunction.

AHAHAHAHA

[ZephyrFate]

roommate is leaving for San Fran for a week.

time to host a sex party.


seriously

any blacks?

If a straight female friend wanted to come would you let her watch?

I've had sex with, I think... *counts*... 5-6 black people in my 7 years in Eugene? It's mostly white. Oregon is mostly white. Half of the black guys I've fooled around with had erectile dysfunction. That ended things kinda quickly..

And as far as straight female friend watching -- no.

So they couldn't get a boner...and that was that? You didn't offer to bang them?

Gurl please, I'm a bottom. If you can't get it up to fuck me or keep a boner no matter how well I suck your cock, you should probably go. I'm pretty sure one of them was tweaking on meth, but was trying his damndest to cover it up.

[Phoenix Dark]

So what if two bottoms get together? They just and leave?

[Himu]

double sided dildo

[Kara]

Didn't you talk about topping your ex in the relationship thread last year?

Maybe it was meant as a comparative instead of as a descriptor.

Lexical ambiguity. 

[ZephyrFate]

Didn't you talk about topping your ex in the relationship thread last year?

3 years ago. It was attempted and it felt ok but my dick kind of went "nope" and softened. I pretty much only get rock hard while I'm sucking a guy off, usually.

if 2 bottoms get together they usually just go on a hookup app and find a top to make it a 3-way.

[Steve Contra]

Things I didn't know yesterday.

[Himu]

Last night on a walk, these sweaty guys rode their bikes past me and I smelled absolutely hot and WONDERFUL man stink. It turned me to puddy. Those guys were LUCKY I don't have ovaries or I would have taken them RIGHT THERE.

[Phoenix Dark]

Didn't you talk about topping your ex in the relationship thread last year?

3 years ago. It was attempted and it felt ok but my dick kind of went "nope" and softened. I pretty much only get rock hard while I'm sucking a guy off, usually.

if 2 bottoms get together they usually just go on a hookup app and find a top to make it a 3-way.

You don't get hard during anal sex then?

[ZephyrFate]

Depends. if I'm on top riding, then yes. But not usually in any other position. Plus I use poppers so that kinda kills the boner.

[ZephyrFate]

Super fun legal aphrodisiac that you inhale (they're nitrates). Relaxes smooth muscles, makes you a little lightheaded, and increases the horniness factor by x10 for either top or bottom. Most popular in the gay community between the '70s and '90s that is slowly making a return to popularity among gays, and straight people are trying them out too but it's just not the same because straight people are boring.

However, don't drink them or get them in your eyes otherwise you'll get hella poisoned.

they come in bottles like this, and are usually sold at sex stores:

[T234]

Kara, I went through an employment affiliation crisis myself awhile back. Pulled out clumps of hair and everything.

[Phoenix Dark]

What does the position change? I just assumed dudes being turned on with no erectile issues=boner.

[ZephyrFate]

What does the position change? I just assumed dudes being turned on with no erectile issues=boner.

think like how a girl might appreciate one position over the other? and not all dude's dicks are shaped the same. when I'm on top a guy can hit my prostate better so I enjoy it, but in doggystyle the top usually has more control/power so it caters more to him.

[ZephyrFate]

Whippets cause lasting brain damage -- poppers do not. Whippets are nitrous oxide (NO2), whereas poppers are alkyl nitrites (R-NO2). Poppers also last about 2 minutes longer. There's also a difference in how they're found -- whippets are just inhaling like whip cream containers. Poppers are a liquid whose fumes you inhale.

[CatsCatsCats]

Poppers huh

[ZephyrFate]

They're fun. They don't always work magically, like if the guy is super thick like a baseball bat or something, but they can help. Super easy to spill during sex, though. The smell isn't super pleasant.

[Phoenix Dark]

So you have to take drugs to make gay sex feel good?
:trollbron:

[Kara]

Kara, I went through an employment affiliation crisis myself awhile back. Pulled out clumps of hair and everything.

Sorry to hear that, did it work out OK for you?

I think I want to hurry up and start over (I'm not getting any younger...) but there's so much stuff I have to put in order before I can do that that it's making me this way. All I can do is take it down one thing at a time and hopefully that will get me out of this. If it's a life-long thing, I won't be able to change to the career I want (it has health requirements) and I'm not sure I'd even be able to hold down my current one because it's already anxiety-inducing in and of itself.

[ZephyrFate]

So you have to take drugs to make gay sex feel good?
:trollbron:

stfu

[TVC15]

Ah teh gay sex, how I miss thee

[Phoenix Dark]

TVC you strike me as a top. Surely you can make gay sex sound more interesting than Zeph.

[TVC15]

Actually, Shaka is your man.

[bork]

This fat tub of lard pulled her massive SUV in front of the only spot, in the parking lot between the station and the apartment complex, that has an opening for people to walk through.  Normally this is not a problem but she pulled up into the bushes as much as possible, staring at the small crowd of us who stopped like we were crazy.  She then shut her engine off, rolled her windows up, closed her eyes, and ignored everyone.  So people started trying to get through...those bushes are prickly.  I got my foot caught on a stump and it ripped my Converse apart.   :'(  Fucking piece of shit.  Anyone else would have at least pulled back a little bit when saw people walking up to the same obviously-open space.   

Replacement Chucks already bought.  R.I.P. awesome grey loafer-style Cons.   :'(

[nudemacusers]

now's your chance to upgrade to some jimmy choo's

[ZephyrFate]

TVC you strike me as a top. Surely you can make gay sex sound more interesting than Zeph.

I could write erotica that would make your dick shoot fountains, so check yourself.

[CatsCatsCats]

And then there's cocking the cock

[Himu]

Then there's walking the walk with cum leaking from your ass.

[Madrun Badrun]

And then there is wanking the wank.

edit:  those posts weren't there before I hit the post button. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Y'all too slow 

[ZephyrFate]

Then there's walking the walk with cum leaking from your ass.

Been there, done that.

[Squiddy]

[T234]

Kara, I went through an employment affiliation crisis myself awhile back. Pulled out clumps of hair and everything.

Sorry to hear that, did it work out OK for you?

I think I want to hurry up and start over (I'm not getting any younger...) but there's so much stuff I have to put in order before I can do that that it's making me this way. All I can do is take it down one thing at a time and hopefully that will get me out of this. If it's a life-long thing, I won't be able to change to the career I want (it has health requirements) and I'm not sure I'd even be able to hold down my current one because it's already anxiety-inducing in and of itself.

Yep. Frank Sinatra wrote a song about the very thing I went through!




Now that I'm on the slow crawl back up to the top 1% of my field on this side of the country, this song describes my emotions right now:

[ZephyrFate]

(Image removed from quote.)

jealous

[nudemacusers]

i wonder what it feels like having  cum leak from your ass. is it like eating wow chips?

[ZephyrFate]

i honestly dont know if i should answer that question

[nudemacusers]

i demand a resolution to this inquiry.

[Kara]

Rock on T234.

I think I solved my professional existential crisis at my evening client today, BTW. 

My work might be hellish, the exit strategy might be remote (for now), but I do shit that has to get done, and as of this moment it's the only thing in my life that's my own, that I've seen through to real completion. 

Now if only the anxiety attack would stop. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I have some questions and you've been candid in the past:

1) Is there a community of gay guys who try to convert straight guys?  Is it like trying to get a girl to be in a MFF threesome where you have to warm her up to the concept over time if she's never done it before?

2) According to Asa Akira, it takes about 20 times of anal before it starts to feel good.  Any thoughts on this?

Thank you

[ZephyrFate]

I have some questions and you've been candid in the past:

1) Is there a community of gay guys who try to convert straight guys?  Is it like trying to get a girl to be in a MFF threesome where you have to warm her up to the concept over time if she's never done it before?

2) According to Asa Akira, it takes about 20 times of anal before it starts to feel good.  Any thoughts on this?

Thank you

There are gay guys who typically like to persuade or convince straight guys to experiment. Most of this actually happens from the straight guy just being curious rather than the gay guy being predatory. Sometimes it takes a little work, sometimes they're just curious. Alcohol tends to make this happen more often than not, but I've never needed it.

As for anal, if you are slow and cautious about it, it can be great the first time.

[ZephyrFate]

first 4some tonight. sensory overload. still recovering.

[TEEEPO]

did it start out with 3 bottoms?

[ZephyrFate]

I was the dedicated bottom. Two were tops, and one was vers but did not... prepare to bottom so it was basically 3 tops, 1 bottom. Still worked out because everyone was pretty down to mess around with each other. The first two guys to show were much more attractive than the last guy, who... while a nice guy and down for what was going on, was not really as hot as his photos led me to believe.

[TEEEPO]

biz, wanna be gay with me?

[Phoenix Dark]

I have some questions and you've been candid in the past:

1) Is there a community of gay guys who try to convert straight guys?  Is it like trying to get a girl to be in a MFF threesome where you have to warm her up to the concept over time if she's never done it before?

2) According to Asa Akira, it takes about 20 times of anal before it starts to feel good.  Any thoughts on this?

Thank you

There are gay guys who typically like to persuade or convince straight guys to experiment. Most of this actually happens from the straight guy just being curious rather than the gay guy being predatory. Sometimes it takes a little work, sometimes they're just curious. Alcohol tends to make this happen more often than not, but I've never needed it.

As for anal, if you are slow and cautious about it, it can be great the first time.

Didn't prepare as in didn't clean his booty? Did he announce this fact to the group or was he in position to bang when someone questioned his booty hygiene?

Condoms were used correct...

[demi]

PD's having a sensory overload talking to a gay person.

[bork]

If a bush tears your shoes apart, they were pretty shitty shoes to begin with.

It wasn't a bush, it was a sharp little wooden stump in the ground that did it.  Was a pair of Converse so it wasn't a big deal to replace them. 

now's your chance to upgrade to some jimmy choo's

$600-$1000 for some shoes that look the same as $40-$100 ones from other companies? 

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm sick and I just got my code to work for a paper that has a deadline at the end of the month.  Problem is it takes 10 hours to train a model and I need to do 100 of them by then and I can't get my code to run on lab servers (and it is java to so wtf ).  I feel like shit. 

[nudemacusers]

this gay stuff sounds waayy intense. damn.

[Kara]

Woke up in terror at 6:00 am instead of 5:30 am. 

Now I have less time to get shit done. 

[Himu]

And idiots say gay people aren't tough. I wouldn't be able to handle that....

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Mupepe incoming

[close]

relevant

Straight: it's the new gay! PLEASE USE THIS SOMEWHERE ON THE BORE.

[Himu]

Woke up in terror at 6:00 am instead of 5:30 am. 

Now I have less time to get shit done. 

You worry me.

[T234]

Medical Marijuana Karakand. Full-Blood Indicas only. Getcha some Dutch Treat, Grape Ape, or Dj Short's Blueberry (Not an Indica, but is the best "all is right with the world" doja).

Pretty jealous TBH. You guys can walk into a dispensary and buy it.


And speaking of, got something for zephyr:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/marijuana-lube-for-vaginas?src=soc_fcbks

[Madrun Badrun]

DayQuill;  my throat feels a lot better.

[ZephyrFate]

I have some questions and you've been candid in the past:

1) Is there a community of gay guys who try to convert straight guys?  Is it like trying to get a girl to be in a MFF threesome where you have to warm her up to the concept over time if she's never done it before?

2) According to Asa Akira, it takes about 20 times of anal before it starts to feel good.  Any thoughts on this?

Thank you

There are gay guys who typically like to persuade or convince straight guys to experiment. Most of this actually happens from the straight guy just being curious rather than the gay guy being predatory. Sometimes it takes a little work, sometimes they're just curious. Alcohol tends to make this happen more often than not, but I've never needed it.

As for anal, if you are slow and cautious about it, it can be great the first time.

Didn't prepare as in didn't clean his booty? Did he announce this fact to the group or was he in position to bang when someone questioned his booty hygiene?

Condoms were used correct...

I just casually asked him during a break. No one tried to bang him, mostly because I was the bottom.

[Phoenix Dark]

everyone used condoms right?

So when it's three tops, the other two just stand around doing nothing while one is banging? Seems pretty boring. They weren't sucking dick?

[Himu]

God, Maurice. Just admit you're bisexual. FUCK. If not that, bi-curious.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

[ZephyrFate]

everyone used condoms right?

So when it's three tops, the other two just stand around doing nothing while one is banging? Seems pretty boring. They weren't sucking dick?

The other tops were kissing & playing around with each other and helping out the top, too. Are you really this bad at understanding how gay sex works?

And I figure the first question's answer is implied.

[Himu]

Enema or douche.