Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Joe Molotov]

What's so MAKE GIFS AT GIFSOUP.COM
Why are you MAKE GIFS AT GIFSOUP.COM

[Madrun Badrun]

Kinda have a craving for soup now though.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Swedish Rihanna

[Kara]

I'm going to be working so late.

At least I put in some fat billings.

[Atramental]

I'm "netflix and chill"-ing with myself today. 

edit: Oh, and I'm going to see if this non-chain fast food place makes decent gyros. Will report back soon.

[Madrun Badrun]

Use lots of hand cream

[brawndolicious]

What's decent to get at AMC concessions? I don't think I'll have time to get a real lunch.

That's just an excuse.

[Atramental]

I'm "netflix and chill"-ing with myself today. 

edit: Oh, and I'm going to see if this non-chain fast food place makes decent gyros. Will report back soon.

Oh yeah. These are pretty good.

[Mupepe]

What's decent to get at AMC concessions? I don't think I'll have time to get a real lunch.

That's just an excuse.

Pretzel with chili cheese nachos. Dip the pretzel in the left over chil and cheese. Since you'll be eating in the dark no one realizes you're disgusting when you do this. It's awesome.

[Great Rumbler]

I'm "netflix and chill"-ing with myself today. 

Blue is the Warmest Color and Room in Rome. You can thank me later.

[brawndolicious]

What's decent to get at AMC concessions? I don't think I'll have time to get a real lunch.

That's just an excuse.

Pretzel with chili cheese nachos. Dip the pretzel in the left over chil and cheese. Since you'll be eating in the dark no one realizes you're disgusting when you do this. It's awesome.

Next time. And holy shit I think the sodas are 2 liters now and they have a machine with hundreds of flavors (yet no Dr. Pepper).

[Kara]

Was picking up some docs this morning and got to experience the ol' "surprised by a rich MILF in a swimsuit" male gaze cliche irl.

I was definitely unprepared.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Thinking about pimping my girl out on YouTube, banking on the idea that she can have a successful ASMR video career

[Joe Molotov]

Thinking about pimping my girl out on YouTube, banking on the idea that she can have a successful ASMR video career

Send me some vids and I'll let you know. 

[brawndolicious]

Molotov be my

[Purrp Skirrp]

Send me some vids and I'll let you know. 

Sorry bruh, gotta lock private vids behind a Patreon paywall

Feel free to add +1 view count to any YouTube vids though

[Phoenix Dark]

I've watched enough porn and cams to know you build your clientele with free content first before moving behind a paywall.

 

[Purrp Skirrp]

I've watched enough porn and cams to know you build your clientele with free content first before moving behind a paywall.

 

I already gave you guys ass pics


Saw some dude netting 500+ a month on Patreon for his ASMR vids. If he can pull that I'm expecting higher #s.

Only thing that's got me slightly apprehensive is if some weeb catches feelings and stalks her IRL. That happened to this chick.

[Phoenix Dark]

You know what's more lucrative? Interracial amateur videos. Just putting that out there, fam.

[Purrp Skirrp]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Thinking about pimping my girl out on YouTube, banking on the idea that she can have a successful ASMR video career

I wish I had someone to pimp

[Purrp Skirrp]

You have a cute little dog you could play up for some YouTube hits

Besides,

[Joe Molotov]

Thinking about pimping my girl out on YouTube, banking on the idea that she can have a successful ASMR video career

I wish I had someone to pimp

Cute dog videos of Nami. 

[brawndolicious]

Okay this is sort of a personal question so if you want to pm it that's fine: For the people who have seen a psychiatrist before, what are the things you can't say in order for them to not have reason to worry? I'm in California by the way.

I ask since I have an appointment in November with a craniofacial clinic where the first Wednesday of the month the team of different doctors look at the new patients. The coordinator explained to me that one of the people I would be required to see that day is a psychiatrist/social worker but she said not to worry too much about them but I don't want to actually start off with any lying if it's not necessary.

[Kara]

Just don't say you want to hurt yourself or others and don't give any inclination that you experience suicidal ideation and you'll be fine. In my experience, the greener the mental health practitioner the more likely they are to try and jam you up with a 5150.

If you do want to hurt yourself or others, please don't and get help though.

E: I believe they're also required to report child abuse, but you're not a child or an abusive parent.

[brawndolicious]

My issue is that I don't think I have body dysmorphia or social anxiety (I'm not a psychiatrist), I only want to change my appearance for the benefit of others. Socially, physical defects are a large drawback and being honest about those reasons would be the only way I can think of to explain why I decided to go back and see doctors after a 10 year gap but if I'm being honest to those points, then it would be hard to try and hide that I thought of suicide. I would kind of have to treat them like an idiot by hiding that the thought pops up from time to time.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Framing suicidal thoughts as suicidal ideation is easier for them to digest, as in it's something you think about but have no intention of acting on.

It's OK if you have those thoughts at times, but it's different if you're talking about acting them out or have the means to do so.

They get involved when you have a plan with intent to carry it out.

[Kara]

I've gotten away with copping to planning, but I was seeing my then shrink every day at the time.

[suppadoopa]

Going to a Cubs game tomorrow.
Haven't been to Wrigley since 2013 but so much hype in the air.

This might actually be the year mang

[Kara]

I don't usually dream, which makes the fact that last night I dreamt about Joey Lawrence dying tragically all the more disturbing.

Should watch some Blossom this weekend.

[CatsCatsCats]

... Whoa

[bork]

A few days ago, my wife told me that she heard from her sister-- she's getting married.  IIRC, she's only been dating this guy for like 6-8 months.  She's also pregnant. 

And then they started fighting.  Why?  Her sister flat-out said that she didn't want me going to the wedding.   

What have I done?  Well...absolutely nothing.  Literally.  Last time I saw my sister-in-law, I got in her car with my wife and a friend and she immediately started screaming at me, demanding that my wife and I have a baby, time is running out, etc.  Then "DIVORCE.  HURRY UP AND DIVORCE" over and over again.  Not even a hello.   

So she's been upset that we haven't had a baby and then went and got herself knocked up.  I suspect that she then demanded the poor guy marry her after that.  My sister-in-law would be a perfect yakuza enforcer with her violent attitude (I have witnessed her go to her parents' hours, demanding money, and wreck shit until she got it) and I really, really feel for the fiance...who I never met.  When we went to Japan a few months ago, she wouldn't introduce us.

My wife has been acting like a champ and was pretty much just like "bitch, I ain't going anywhere without my man" right back.  Am very glad we don't live in the same country because her sister would be kicking down our door if we were anywhere close by.  I suspect she needs speak with a doctor and possibly be diagnosed for a condition, but it will probably never happen.

[brawndolicious]

It sounds like the sister in law is that slightly older sibling that always tells people what they should do. I get the feeling that she's kind of ashamed of who the dude is.

[demi]

sounds like you should be filling her up like an xtube clip

[bork]

Forgot to mention that she's hiding the pregnancy from her parents.

It sounds like the sister in law is that slightly older sibling that always tells people what they should do. I get the feeling that she's kind of ashamed of who the dude is.

She's the younger sibling and was spoiled like crazy as a kid, from what I can tell.  Even now, her parents don't do anything when she goes crazy.  I couldn't believe that she was literally trying to wreck their house and wanted to go throw her out, but my wife told me to let them deal with it.  Which they did...by giving her the money she was demanding.     This is the same person who also caused a car accident because she was texting while driving, totaled her car, and then just took her father's car without asking and refused to give it back until she got a new car.

I don't think she's ashamed of the guy at all.  She introduced him to her parents.  Just not to us.  In fact, despite having not seen us in five years, when we went to visit, she took off with him for her own vacation for a few days at Tokyo Disney Sea. 

I cannot see anyone remotely sane possibly staying in a long-term relationship with her.  The fact that a baby is coming just makes this situation even worse.  I don't foresee good things happening.

sounds like you should be filling her up like an xtube clip

[CatsCatsCats]

She's pregnant? God I hope it's not Bebpo's

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sorry Bebpo, I had to

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[Kara]

Some guys have all the luck. 2 Yandere 2 Furious for that father to be.

[brawndolicious]

I'm not saying he's horrible but there has to be something wrong with him to voluntarily spend 6 months with her.

[bork]

I'm not saying he's horrible but there has to be something wrong with him to voluntarily spend 6 months with her.

Maybe he's a masochist?

[chronovore]

A few days ago, my wife told me that she heard from her sister-- she's getting married.  IIRC, she's only been dating this guy for like 6-8 months.  She's also pregnant. 

And then they started fighting.  Why?  Her sister flat-out said that she didn't want me going to the wedding.   

What have I done?  Well...absolutely nothing.  Literally.  Last time I saw my sister-in-law, I got in her car with my wife and a friend and she immediately started screaming at me, demanding that my wife and I have a baby, time is running out, etc.  Then "DIVORCE.  HURRY UP AND DIVORCE" over and over again.  Not even a hello.   

So she's been upset that we haven't had a baby and then went and got herself knocked up.  I suspect that she then demanded the poor guy marry her after that.  My sister-in-law would be a perfect yakuza enforcer with her violent attitude (I have witnessed her go to her parents' hours, demanding money, and wreck shit until she got it) and I really, really feel for the fiance...who I never met.  When we went to Japan a few months ago, she wouldn't introduce us.

My wife has been acting like a champ and was pretty much just like "bitch, I ain't going anywhere without my man" right back.  Am very glad we don't live in the same country because her sister would be kicking down our door if we were anywhere close by.  I suspect she needs speak with a doctor and possibly be diagnosed for a condition, but it will probably never happen.

Holy crap, that sounds awful. Good for your wife for not ceding to her demands. I can't imagine what that family dynamic is like. I'm grateful that I don't need to deal with that. Wow.

[Kara]

Someone next door is watching Rugrats. At midnight. On Saturday morning. Loudly. With their windows open.

[Faction]

Someone next door is watching Rugrats. At midnight. On Saturday morning. Loudly. With their windows open.

Either someone's kid just woke up and won't go back or sleep or someone is baking really hard.

[Huff]

On a flight back home, think I found every nerds dream girl. Cute, successful, and loves anime and japan. Got her number and we'll see where this goes.

[Phoenix Dark]

It won't go anywhere because life is nothing but missed opportunities until you die.

[Kara]

It won't go anywhere because life is nothing but missed opportunities until you die.

All according to keikaku.

[Kara]

Ayyo someone wish TVC a happy Shostakovich's birthday for me today pls.

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KUSC giving him a 2 hour show tonight.

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[Rahxephon91]

Starting the day with messages from your friends crazy girlfriend about how you told him he should probably dip. Not the best thing to get up to.

[Huff]

Lol anime girl apparently not interested. I knew meeting sometime on a plane was too cliche to be true

[Phoenix Dark]

Well look on the bright side, you're still alive Huff. That means you still have at least one more missed opportunity to go.

[Joe Molotov]

Someone next door is watching Rugrats. At midnight. On Saturday morning. Loudly. With their windows open.

I used to get up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons too. 

[Kara]

The thing that sucks about sitting in the front row at the ballet: you can't ignore things you can normally ignore further away like minor errors or facial expressions.

The thing that's fucking rad about sitting in the front row at the ballet: you can see how performing absolutely destroys the dancers. Like the ones further down the pecking order would be fighting for breath after concluding one number and the lead dancer even broke during the finale. I mean I always knew this shit was hard, but I never really knew how hard until tonight.

Raymonda is hella wrt its story doe. Use "Saracen" unironically in 2015 brehs.

[Kara]

Anyone have any experience with DeviantArt or similar commissions? Thinking about a gag gift and I want to know how much I should expect to be on the hook for.

[Rufus]

The thing that sucks about sitting in the front row at the ballet: you can't ignore things you can normally ignore further away like minor errors or facial expressions.

At least the chance of spittle flying in your face is lower in ballet.

[Kara]

I wouldn't mind if one of them Russian ballerina babes got her spittle on me.

The legs up close brehs. The legs.

[bork]

A few days ago, my wife told me that she heard from her sister-- she's getting married.  IIRC, she's only been dating this guy for like 6-8 months.  She's also pregnant. 

And then they started fighting.  Why?  Her sister flat-out said that she didn't want me going to the wedding.   

What have I done?  Well...absolutely nothing.  Literally.  Last time I saw my sister-in-law, I got in her car with my wife and a friend and she immediately started screaming at me, demanding that my wife and I have a baby, time is running out, etc.  Then "DIVORCE.  HURRY UP AND DIVORCE" over and over again.  Not even a hello.   

So she's been upset that we haven't had a baby and then went and got herself knocked up.  I suspect that she then demanded the poor guy marry her after that.  My sister-in-law would be a perfect yakuza enforcer with her violent attitude (I have witnessed her go to her parents' hours, demanding money, and wreck shit until she got it) and I really, really feel for the fiance...who I never met.  When we went to Japan a few months ago, she wouldn't introduce us.

My wife has been acting like a champ and was pretty much just like "bitch, I ain't going anywhere without my man" right back.  Am very glad we don't live in the same country because her sister would be kicking down our door if we were anywhere close by.  I suspect she needs speak with a doctor and possibly be diagnosed for a condition, but it will probably never happen.

I hear I'm "invited" now.  Really want to know what went down over the weekend.  I heard my wife talking to her sister on speakerphone and I was 'affectionately' called "that gaijin." 

[brawndolicious]

Your SIL actually sounds jealous to me man, only explanation for all that anger. You might actually enjoy the wedding a little if you acted overly polite/grateful to the groom causing her to throw a tantrum.

[Shadow Mod]

Second getting in good with everyone but her to really rub it in.

[CatsCatsCats]

So the internet provider on the mountain has transfer limits, metering up and down -- anyone else have this situation? How much data do you fly through?

[toku]

So the internet provider on the mountain has transfer limits, metering up and down -- anyone else have this situation? How much data do you fly through?

If you game in 2015, deal in digital dl content for those games, you're gonna burn through that shit. Throw streaming ontop of that and you know why NA isps are garbage by global standards.

[brawndolicious]

I and my mother/brother burn through ~500GB of data a month on WiFi with no TV, just Internet streaming services like Netflix/Amazon Prime. Luckily comcast has a "temporary" data cap because they're still testing how annoyed customers in other areas get when they make 200GB the new limit.

If you only play games/download apps on WiFi, then that's not a problem but for a household that requires Internet for shows the satellite Internet options are way too limited. I don't know what living in the woods in this day and age is like but you might be better off setting up a satellite dish w/dvr box to take off most of your data load.