Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Himu]

Most inspiring 8 minutes on youtube.

[youtube=560,345]J7mZm_23CI8[/youtube]
 
Rocky 2 > Rocky 1

[MMaRsu]

I got banned from gaf again for apparently thread bitching.

They are the ones who are fucking bitching. If a shit thread is created I should be able to say it's fucking shit.

[muckhole]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

If I have time tomorrow, I'm going to grab some rubber gloves and go through all 3 bags to see if I can find anything with a name or address on it in them. Nervy fuckers.

[Diunx]

Motherfucking tiny pics.

[Diunx]

I got banned from gaf again for apparently thread bitching.

They are the ones who are fucking bitching. If a shit thread is created I should be able to say it's fucking shit.

[Robo]

I got banned from gaf again for apparently thread bitching.

They are the ones who are fucking bitching. If a thread is created I should be able to say it's fucking .

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[Powerslave]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

you guys pay to dump each bag apart?

[The Fake Shemp]

Made out with a chick, after almost two weeks of crazy sexual tension. It was a terrible mistake. Now I got to figure out a way to bail out without seeming like a total jerk.

[Himu]

impossible

[muckhole]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

you guys pay to dump each bag apart?

Yeah, we're really rural (also a business) so we don't get pickup, so you can pay by the bag or by weight, if you have a trailer load. In town you're allowed 2 bags a week without paying.

[lennedsay]

Made out with a chick, after almost two weeks of crazy sexual tension. It was a terrible mistake. Now I got to figure out a way to bail out without seeming like a total jerk.

Were you drunk? Just act like you don't remember.

You'll still seem like a total jerk, but at least you'll act like you won't remember being a jerk.

[BlueTsunami]

Welp, its finally happened, my ability to shoot photos has led to a girl I know wanting me to take some head shots and other "risqué" shots for SuicideGirls for her. This shit came out of nowhere too, I just shoot buildings and plants and shit!

[demi]

You gonna see your first vagina?

[BlueTsunami]

 

I'ma see my first vagina and then take a picture of it! Which will eventually lead to squirt vids.

[etiolate]

Are the pictures for the SG website or just for your own portfolio?

[Phoenix Dark]

hmmmmmm

[lennedsay]

I think I know what that whole "Will you take my pics for SG?!  " means. Trust me, just show up to the photoshoot without any pants on.

[demi]

dont do that. unless blue's packing a decent meathog, he will not do well in the chilly fall weather, while being a portly puerto rican.

[Phoenix Dark]

checked out sg for the first time in years. eh, not my thing 

[Madrun Badrun]

Spent 12 hours on a compsci assignment today.  Going to fail a linguistics test tomorrow.

[BlueTsunami]

Are the pictures for the SG website or just for your own portfolio?

Its more for her and a portfolio she's trying to build for herself (as a model), I'm just helping but she said she doesn't mind if I use the photos in my own body of work if I ever wanted to present it. But even then I'm not as much a photographer of human subjects, more still life and abstract if anything. Which is why this is out of left field for me.

dont do that. unless blue's packing a decent meathog, he will not do well in the chilly fall weather, while being a portly puerto rican.

I'ma have to tug it out a bit moments before, for sure 

[Reb]

dont do that. unless blue's packing a decent meathog, he will not do well in the chilly fall weather, while being a portly puerto rican.

hehe portly rican

[Diunx]

Who the fuck is corporal? and why is his name in gray?

[etiolate]

So at what point did tattoos go from being a way to express yourself as an individual to a cosmetic addon?

xx getting my first tattoo soon!! soo stoked!!
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yy what are you getting ?
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xx scripture all down my spine. gonna feel good!! lol
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yy wow nice whats it gonig to say ? and ouch lol
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xx its a secret
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yy lol ok . i cant wait to see it
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xx meee toooo xo
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http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=11988.msg286163;topicseen#msg286163

[chronovore]

I'd wear a suit and a fedora to anything formal, hell anywhere.

http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/98357295/365-sadly-some-things-we-love-will-never-come-back

That site is pretty great.

[chronovore]

I still want to know why he took a real IQ test. We don't administer them to honors students, they're for a) students with suspected learning disabilities or b) students with suspected adaptive, behavioral or emotional problems.

ding ding ding

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Found this while looking for the pic, it made me laff:

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[chronovore]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

If I have time tomorrow, I'm going to grab some rubber gloves and go through all 3 bags to see if I can find anything with a name or address on it in them. Nervy fuckers.

Go get 'em, Mucky. That shit will not stand.

[muckhole]

For all my raging, it's been too busy here to go and start picking through it. Haven't even had time to repair the fence yet. Today *should* hopefully be a little quieter today, now that everyone is checked in.

I can't believe I'm trying to clear time in my schedule to pick through garbage.

[brob]

Went to a party last night over at friends house (who studies fine art), spent the night discussing typography with two ladies named Gazelle and Ferrari.

[Mupepe]

how big was their cock?

[lennedsay]

My BFF says, "Puerto wankin' "

BT - BFF said if the girl's submitting to SG, you lose rights to your photos entirely. So if you actually care about that, make sure you read the SG contract over, because they fuck over the photographer completely. BFF said she heard this from a lesbian photographer we know. I might inquire more...

[Madrun Badrun]

Stupid psyc quiz is stupid.  Stupid and pooly worded.  Fuck you ass-quiz.

[Boogie]

I can't believe I'm trying to clear time in my schedule to pick through garbage.

Seriously.   I've picked through garbage before, but at least I was getting paid to do so.

[Diunx]

Painted my room today

[MyNameIsMethodis]

who ever sent me this email titled Evilbore

Tell the admins that my ban should be lifted.

please resend me another email with who you are so I know how important i should champion ur cause

[Diunx]

It's probably

[demi]

To the sender of that email. I will unban you for $20

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i dont even know how they got my email

[Diunx]

Is in your profile.

[etiolate]

[MyNameIsMethodis]

grate i cant even edit my profile this is racism towards blacks

[Madrun Badrun]

[Joe Molotov]

lol

[drew]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

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broke a glass carrying a tray in the dining room today though, hopefully they dont take it out of my paycheck

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[Fresh Prince]

grate i cant even edit my profile this is racism towards blacks

[Boogie]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

Who gives a shit how much you have in your pocket?

How much do you have sitting in your bank account?

[BlueTsunami]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

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broke a glass carrying a tray in the dining room today though, hopefully they dont take it out of my paycheck

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Multiple $100 EBT cards don't count, playa'

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

Who gives a shit how much you have in your pocket?

How much do you have sitting in your bank account?

 

Multiple $100 EBT cards don't count, playa'

 

Poor drewsy 

[muckhole]

I can't believe I'm trying to clear time in my schedule to pick through garbage.

Seriously.   I've picked through garbage before, but at least I was getting paid to do so.

I get a salary, so I suppose I'm technically being compensated. Doing it didn't even come close to being the grossest part of my job, unfortunately.

Anyways, I checked. Not a damn thing. It looked like the cast-offs from some farmer's market. Mostly leftover vegetable matter.

PM me your address please Boogie. I have some corn-husks to send you that I need dusted for prints down at the crime lab so that I may continue my quest for sweet garbage-y revenge.

[Himu]

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Order eggs, over hard well done so that the yolk is solid, get my eggs, have to send them back because they're undercooked and still have liquid yucky yolk.

Mother fuckers, learn to cook eggs!

I don't see how people can eat normal sunny side up eggs anyways. Liquid egg yolk tastes disgusting, gets all over the plate and ruins the meal.

SOLID.

FUCKING.

YOLK.



Goddamit.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

im sure there wasnt any racial epitaphs thought when you sent them back

[BlueTsunami]

My BFF says, "Puerto wankin' "

BT - BFF said if the girl's submitting to SG, you lose rights to your photos entirely. So if you actually care about that, make sure you read the SG contract over, because they fuck over the photographer completely. BFF said she heard this from a lesbian photographer we know. I might inquire more...

Awww sheeit, thats good to know. SMH, I just glossed over some of the stuff and it seems like they want the photo content from female models but even then the rights and lack of payment is all in SG's favor. They be exploiting women of the internets.

[Robo]

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Order eggs, over easy well done so that the yolk is solid, get my eggs, have to send them back because they're undercooked and still have liquid yucky yolk.

"Over easy" means the yolk is supposed to be runny, dummy.  What you want is "over hard" or just well done -- stop asking for over easy.

[BlueTsunami]

[Himu]

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Order eggs, over easy well done so that the yolk is solid, get my eggs, have to send them back because they're undercooked and still have liquid yucky yolk.

"Over easy" means the yolk is supposed to be runny, dummy.  What you want is "over hard" or just well done -- stop asking for over easy.

Oops. I meant over hard in my post 

Sometimes I tell them well done and they still make it runny

[Phoenix Dark]

I can just imagine the waitress telling Himu that, then he wipes the whiteface off himself and says "fuck dat, I tried" and runs out

[lennedsay]

My BFF says, "Puerto wankin' "

BT - BFF said if the girl's submitting to SG, you lose rights to your photos entirely. So if you actually care about that, make sure you read the SG contract over, because they fuck over the photographer completely. BFF said she heard this from a lesbian photographer we know. I might inquire more...

Awww sheeit, thats good to know. SMH, I just glossed over some of the stuff and it seems like they want the photo content from female models but even then the rights and lack of payment is all in SG's favor. They be exploiting women of the internets.

Yea, basically you have to chop off your testicles and her titties and hand them right on over.  :'( Our photographer friend ended up not doing the job because of the shit contract.


And who the fuck likes hard yolks?    Dip your toast in those runny yolks and stop your bitching. yummmmm

[Bacchus7]

Yeah, seriously. Dippin' thangs in egg yolk is what it's all about.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

you guys are disgusting what is with white people and runny yolks

[Phoenix Dark]

you guys are disgusting what is with white people and runny yolks

and un-cooked meats. disgusting

*daps my fellow african american*