Author Topic: Are all the clothes in your hotel room wet? (Read 1436 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** April 24, 2010, 03:47:11 PM »

Because mine are! and can anyone at your hotel explain why a pile of clothes in your room are soaking wet and why there is a fan to dry everything out? Because mine sure as fuck can't!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2010, 03:51:41 PM »

I predict that this thread will be able to offer various theories on how this happened.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2010, 03:52:05 PM »

Someone came into your room last night and skeeted all over them

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2010, 03:53:59 PM »

Its all part of the plan.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2010, 03:55:30 PM »

I bet it was Icelanders again.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2010, 05:20:28 PM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2010, 05:34:39 PM »

Theory:

your housekeeper had sex in the shower with her boyfriend, then used your clothes as a towel.

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2010, 05:37:37 PM »

Well one piece of clothing is wet.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 24, 2010, 05:34:39 PM

Theory:

your housekeeper had sex in the shower with her boyfriend, then used your clothes as a towel.

Theory #2:

a filthy hobo broke into your room and had sex in the shower with his boyfriend, and then used your clothes as a towel/urinal

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:17:15 PM »

Where were the clothes when you last saw them?

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:20:59 PM »

Hmmmmm...

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:21:37 PM »

Did you wear them, or were they clean?

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:21:51 PM »

Do they smell clean now?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 24, 2010, 06:19:46 PM

Folded on the table $:-\$
When I got back they were hung up, wet $:-\$

Real Talk: They probably thought they you'd paid to have them laundered, and so they washed them, then realized you didn't pay to have to have them laundered, so they'll like "Fuck that, we washed them for free, but we're not drying them" and then stuck them back in your room to air dry.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2010, 06:45:30 PM »

if the hotel does have a laundry service, you should absolutely request to have them dry your clothes. You should be compensated.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2010, 07:23:23 PM »

i still swear that the maid stole some of my chocolate when i was staying in ireland.

either that or the french guy stole it out of my bag while we were on the train

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2010, 07:54:49 PM »

most likely the housecleaners just spilled shit on them and rinsed them off

still pretty bad that they aren't offering to actually clean and dry em for you

tehjaybo · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2010, 08:08:48 PM »

Did you bring a blowdryer/is there one in the hotel bathroom? Put the stuff on hangers, hang it on the shower rod, and blowdry those fuckers dry.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2010, 08:25:34 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 24, 2010, 08:00:49 PM

They're pretty fucking wet, like some shit is soaked. And everything else is dry. It's really creepy.

Have you smelled of them? Do they smell like anything (i.e. pee)?

And have you tried this approach on the hotel staff yet?

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2010, 09:27:32 PM »

My suggestion- be an obnoxious American about it until they fix it. Make a big scene in the lobby and everything. Start yelling "this hotel will randomly go into your room, pour a mystery liquid onto your clothes and then hang them up to dry!" really loud until shit gets fixed.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2010, 10:17:34 PM »

This is like something out of the Twilight Zone. $:-\$

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You are going to wake up tomorrow and the clothes will all be folded on the table.

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2010, 10:25:31 PM »

Maybe it's 'cause you were your usual asshole self?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:40:19 AM »

Are the clothes still wet? We need a real time update.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:41:00 AM »

Or rather, pics of the sopping wet clothes.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:44:24 AM »

I wouldn't stop until I figure out what the fuck happened in your hotel room. That's just too weird.

Man, if you can't get them dry by the time you have to leave, they're going to smell all moldy when you get to your destination.

naff · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:47:01 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 25, 2010, 02:41:00 AM

Or rather, pics of the sopping wet clothes.

^
this (with you looking sad next to them :'()

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2010, 08:58:23 PM »

Maybe a poltergeist left behind some ectoplasmic residue. Has anyone ever died in your hotel room?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2010, 09:12:53 PM »

Genghis Cohen has probably already joined the Deep Ones in sunken R'lyeh, swimming among it's non-Euclidean geometry and gibbering blasphemies until such a time as he and the other loathsome fishmen will rise out the sea to reclaim Earth for their dark masters.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2010, 10:56:34 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 26, 2010, 09:12:53 PM

Genghis Cohen has probably already joined the Deep Ones in sunken R'lyeh, swimming among it's non-Euclidean geometry and gibbering blasphemies until such a time as he and the other loathsome fishmen will rise out the sea to reclaim Earth for their dark masters.

Ah, well that certainly explains the wet clothing and why the hotel staff was so close-mouthed about them.

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