Attention Shenmue fans!

[The Sceneman]

did you click this thread hoping for Shenmue 3 news? Sorry 

BUT

I found the effing Ryo Hazuki Jacket on XBL avatar marketplace last night!

You'd better believe Im blowing 160 points on that thing. Only got 110 points now but when I next add some... its on

[Third]

did you click this thread hoping for Shenmue 3 news?

No, Shenmue sucks.

[demi]

Shenmue does suck

[Himu]

Sounds awesome, scene.

[Great Rumbler]

Shemue sucks and is boring.

[Van Cruncheon]

it's not rape if i'm unconscious!

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but the shame and self-loathing is still there :'(

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[Joe Molotov]

You should forcibly side-hug him, I think that counts as rape in some places.

[Van Cruncheon]

oh god

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why would you make me play shenmue :'( :'( :'(

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[The Fake Shemp]

Japanese sidehug is basically the same as missionary.

[The Sceneman]

I would let Himuro pork me for Shenmue 3 announcement

[Van Cruncheon]

on the other hand, i would penetrate the fecal fjord if sega promised to sell the shenmue license to a korean mmo developer

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

didn't they almost do that though?

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[pilonv1]

Japanese sidehug is basically the same as missionary.

I'm scared to google this

[Himu]

I would let Himuro pork me for Shenmue 3 announcement

Shenmue e-bros 

[Reb]

Goals in life:

X Find girl of my dreams
X Watch Shenmue fan's hopes shattered time and time again
   Drive rocket car
   Get silver jaw
X Grow worlds thinnest mustache

3 out of five aint bad!   

[chronovore]

http://www.1up.com/news/new-shenmue-game-japan

In a joint press release on Thursday, Yahoo! Japan and DeNA announced a new internet portal integrating the "community" aspect of Japanese cell phone games with the "big screen" of PC and browser-based gaming. However, the bigger story was their offhand announcement that a new Shenmue game will be released this winter in Japan.

For those of you who are getting excited at the prospect of another open-world game continuing the story left unfinished at the end of Shenmue II, you might want to temper your expectations. The new "Shenmue Town" (Shenmue Machi in Japanese) will be designed for this new service and unlikely to resemble the series' past installments.

There is little more information to go on at this time. The announcement itself was merely a single sentence in a press release about the two companies' new business venture. The new Shenmue is described as a "social game" and mentioned alongside a new version of Nobunaga's Ambition called "Million-Man Nobunaga's Ambition." No release date was given, beyond the statement "planned for this winter."

[naff]

I would let Himuro pork me for Shenmue 3 announcement

[chronovore]

Sceneman, time to change your name to Ben Dover.