Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".

[fistfulofmetal]

In my mind.


I've done it four times today.

[Yeti]

I thought you liked flat things on girls

[jiji]

 

[fistfulofmetal]

[Fresh Prince]

Did you punch the same girl or four different girls?

[Bacchus7]

What's wrong with flats or the term flats? Some flats can be very flattering.

[Van Cruncheon]

clearly he is not married

flats = woman isn't in pain from walking in heels = you get sidehugz

[fistfulofmetal]

there are other kinds of shoes

besides flats

[fistfulofmetal]

boots
sneakers
chucks?

[Van Cruncheon]

haha, you know about girl shoes

what a fag

[Madrun Badrun]

haha, you know about girl shoes

what a fag

[fistfulofmetal]

well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

[Fresh Prince]

 
best joke character ever.

[brawndolicious]

well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

That reminds me of E.B. Farnum's assistant in Deadwood.

[Madrun Badrun]

well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

Me too

[Brehvolution]

In my mind.


I've done it four times today.

[fistfulofmetal]

well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

Me too

 

[Third]

Girls look cute in flats. But uggs, on the other hand, are a turn-off.

[Third]

They look awful and very primitive. Look like eskimo shoes to me.
Chicks even wear them when it's hot outside. Very fug.

[Fresh Prince]

In short: As long as she has the legs who cares what she has on her feet.

[brawndolicious]

In short: As long as she has the legs who cares what she has on her feet.

I think that's the concept behind Uggs.  They go on the feet and make everything above it look more attractive.

[Third]

You seriously give a shit?

What a waste of legs. Look how ugly those shoes look. 
I wouldn't immediately turn down a chick with uggs. But I would ask her to not wear them in my presence.

[chronovore]

My wife wears flats.

And she could probably kick your ass.

Let me know when the PPV airs; will subscribe.

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You seriously give a shit?

Um. I'm going to need a minute. *fans self*

Pretty sure I could take out that gangly, hipster BF without too much noise.

[drew]

bypassing word filters?

Mandark is ashamed

word filters are for fags

[Ichirou]

What's wrong with wearing flats?  Flats can be cute.

[drew]

What's wrong with wearing fags?  Fags can be cute.

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[Skidmark]

What's wrong with wearing flats?  Flats can be cute.

I find flats on girls very cute in fact.

Same, I usually like girls who wear them more than those who wear high heels if I am to stereotype.

[Diunx]

Yeah, flats look good on girls, what I really hate is high heels

[Mandark]

haha, you know about girl shoes

what a fag

bypassing word filters?

Mandark is ashamed

I support this use under the Roger Rabbit Exemption:  Only when it's funny.

[Veidt]

I have to agree with Fistful. Flats are crazy, so are high heels ( unless it's for an appropriate occasion).
Sneakers ftw.

[fistfulofmetal]

Boots the go half way up your shin are the sexiest of the various footwear. More girls should wear them.

[tiesto]

My girlfriend wears sneakers nearly all of the time. She's not one for fashion at all (not that I mind)... Not a fan of Uggs though, they just scream out "typical Long Island girl".

[muckhole]

I'll take stupid Uggs over the Crocs fad which has mercifully passed any day.

[Tristam]

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You seriously give a shit?

As pointed out on GAF, the other great thing about this picture is that the man up front is wearing a fucking poncho. 

[etiolate]

ponchos are pimp