Tomorrow is Joe Molotov's BIRTHDAY!!

[Wrath2X]

Happy Birthday man!

[muckhole]

Happy Birthday Joe! Though I own no guns, I shall prep a "21 gun salute" with the ony thing I have that "goes off". 

[Joe Molotov]

Thanks guys!    

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But...umm...it's actually MAY 29th. I won't say anything though if you want to sent my presents a month early.

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[muckhole]

Dammit! I just got oiled up!

[Joe Molotov]

Dammit! I just got oiled up!

Happy pre-birthday to me! 

[Smooth Groove]

Maybe it's your birthday on the Lunar calendar?

[Joe Molotov]

I wouldn't mind celebrating his birthday for a month though, how do you spread out 72 virgins in 30 days?

I don't know, but I'd like to find out.

[Joe Molotov]

Speaking of Facebook, I logged in today for like the first time in 6 months and accepted all my friend requests, all from people I went to HS/college with except for one dude that had the same name as me and looked a little bit like me. That was just too weird, I'm not accepting that one.

[Joe Molotov]

Any of you guys wanna be my Facebook friend? 

[Bebpo]

Happy birthday next month!  I'll save an ep of K-on!! to watch on that day in celebration

[tehjaybo]

Happy birthday maine.  What's your name so I can find you on facebook.

[Joe Molotov]

Bumped for extra truthiness!

And if could have just one birthday wish from Evilbore, it would be that GilloD's Dirrrrty Female Dinosaur Rap Lyrics thread goes into the Hall of Fame. Thread made me feel good, man.

[demi]

Sent you a pic of my cock instead, thinking of you

[MCD]

happy birthday senpai.

[Eel O'Brian]

Happy Birthday, Snuggums!

[muckhole]

*fetches lube*