So my friend's stepbrother fucks his house...

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

This was a new one for me.  I was talking to a friend of mine today and she told me that when they were selling their house they noticed holes in her stepbrother's room, holes that he stuck his cock into.  Evidently he'd wrap up his dick in a sock and fuck the wall.  This isn't him making some glory hole for random people passing by on the street.  This was a genuine wall vagina.

A 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1 fuck hole home.

Just something for you boys to think about when you go house hunting.

[Ichirou]

Sounds hot.

[demi]

Nothing wrong with that.

[BlackMage]

soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I knew if there was one place on earth that would understand house fucking, EB is it.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

[Ichirou]

The stepsister's bedroom was right next to his and every night she'd see his thing pokin' in and out of the wall.

[Ichirou]

soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

They're stepsiblings so it ain't really incest.

[demi]

Dont act like you havent fucked or been curious about fucking an inanimate object.

[BlackMage]

gives a new meaning to the term homewrecker

[The Fake Shemp]

soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

... and that didn't end their relationship right there?

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Dont act like you havent fucked or been curious about fucking an inanimate object.

Trust me, the time I ever decide to fuck a wall you'll be the first to know.

[BlackMage]

Dont act like you havent fucked or been curious about fucking an inanimate object.

Trust me, the time I ever decide to fuck a wall you'll be the first to know.

how come demi gets to be the first?! 

[Smooth Groove]

Most important question, how big was the hole?

[demi]

He has no problem telling stories of how he's tied naked to other men, but when someone's penis and a hole is involved it's suddenly taboo.

America -1

[Brehvolution]

I'd check the couch.  

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[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Hey, I was tied to that guy without my knowledge. lol

But I draw the line at wall fucking.  I've got (some) standards.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Most important question, how big was the hole?

I'll get dimensions tomorrow.

[lordmaji]

...I guess it beats fucking a water bed? 

[Human Snorenado]

...how old was the step-brother?

[Bocsius]

37

[Don Flamenco]

soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

how...what...what the fuck?  she's fine with this?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I would like to think he did this while listening to Iannis Xenakis.

[lennedsay]

So many things wrong with this.... 

I'd suggest your friend seek professional help asap. Her stepbro is a lost cause though.

[Reb]

[Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

I used to have this dream regularly. A real fucked up version of the "naked in front of class" dream.

[OptimoPeach]

soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

Ha as soon as I read the OP I was gonna say that he was probably fantasizing about her while banging his wall. Called it

[WrikaWrek]

...

[BlueTsunami]

So whenever he gets misty eyed about the old' place, there's probably more to it

[muckhole]

Most important question, how big was the hole?

I'll get dimensions tomorrow.

So? Did you fit?

[Yeti]

Why did he need multiple holes?

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Probably wore 'em out.

Melissa wasn't in today so I couldn't get cock hole dimensions.  That'll have to wait until Monday.

[Human Snorenado]

Do you know how old he is?  That way we can decide if he's just going through a disturbing teenage phase or if he should be institutionalized.

[Yeti]

Q: Why didn't the stepbrother use lubricant when fucking the house?

A: Because he liked going in dry(wall)!

[Smooth Groove]

This thread just made me remember a similar story.  A younger brother of a friend tried to stick his dick into a jacuzzi nozzle and they had to call emergency.  LOL at horny kids trying to fuck anything resembling an orifice.  

[Joe Molotov]

I bet this would give him a woody.

[brawndolicious]

....I thought I was looking at a dead elephant.

[The Fake Shemp]

I noticed he hasn't addressed questions about the disturbing stepbrother/stepsister relationship! He's hiding something! Wincest?

[Joe Molotov]

We need pictures of Melissa first to be sure if this is wincest.

[Bloodwake]

Wow, someone needs to send the stepbrother a link to Fleshlight.com.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

We need pictures of Melissa first to be sure if this is wincest.

I'm not sure she's going to go for that, but I'll see if I can take a pic of her on my phone on monday.

[The Fake Shemp]

He doesn't deny it! I knew it!

... when did they first make out?

Wait, upload pics before answering that.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Like I said, the Melissa pic will have to wait at least until monday....god only knows if she'll agree to it though.

I did find out where her stepbrother works though.  Walmart.  The guy that likes to fuck walls works at Walmart.  It's almost too perfect.  I found out which one and I'm going to make a special trip out there to find this guy.  I still don't know what he looks like, all I know he's 30 years old, his name is Ryan, and that he works in the produce department.  I can do this.

[Don Flamenco]

Like I said, the Melissa pic will have to wait at least until monday....god only knows if she'll agree to it though.

just be honest...some guys on the internet are wondering whether she's wincest or not

[Eel O'Brian]

Thirty years old and still fucking walls?  Tsk.  I'd moved on to carpeted stairs by the time I was thirty.

[Joe Molotov]

he works in the produce department

Ewww, I don't wanna know where that produce has been.

[tehjaybo]

Seriously, couldn't the dude fuck some melon or something?

[brob]

Seriously, couldn't the dude fuck some melon or something?

But then he'd hafta buy a fuck-ton of melons. The house can take a whole lot more dickin' before you've filled it up. It's the only financially reasonable thing to do!

[demi]

Like I said, the Melissa pic will have to wait at least until monday....god only knows if she'll agree to it though.

I did find out where her stepbrother works though.  Walmart.  The guy that likes to fuck walls works at Walmart.  It's almost too perfect.  I found out which one and I'm going to make a special trip out there to find this guy.  I still don't know what he looks like, all I know he's 30 years old, his name is Ryan, and that he works in the produce department.  I can do this.

Sounds like you gonna ask him for some tips. Maybe you can swap stories of being strapped naked to other men.

[tehjaybo]

Seriously, couldn't the dude fuck some melon or something?

But then he'd hafta buy a fuck-ton of melons. The house can take a whole lot more dickin' before you've filled it up. It's the only financially reasonable thing to do!

But he works in produce! 

[Bildi]

Got any pics of the house?

[Dickie Dee]

[Joe Molotov]

I once took an empty toilet paper roll and filled it with water until it got somewhat moist and then to feel like fucking a body I did it while laying on top of a toilet with my dick on the inside and started humping, wasn't as satisfying either.

wtf 

[Akala]

hmmm