Author Topic: why is the ipad the best thing produced by our shitty sentient species (Read 6337 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** May 05, 2010, 02:20:11 AM »

it really is magical

steve jobs, wizard extraordinaire

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:24:09 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:25:06 AM »

As we speak, an elite unit under orders from Ballmer is en route to your house. By morning, it will be like you never existed.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:25:49 AM »

does it smell good

i like to think that it smells like fresh-baked tollhouse cookies

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:49:42 AM »

proof that old man prole is going senile, exhibit 2345.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:50:59 AM »

iPad...better than sidehugging?

Raban · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2010, 03:11:57 AM »

I actually toyed around with one at Best Buy today. Better than the iPhone, and kind of neat, but not five-hundred mother fucking dollars neat.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:20:17 AM »

Quote from: startselect on May 05, 2010, 03:11:57 AM

I actually toyed around with one at Best Buy today. Better than the iPhone, and kind of neat, but not five-hundred mother fucking dollars neat.

Prole makes around $200,000 a year. $500 is chump change to him.

huckleberry · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:31:53 AM »

I really enjoy mine....if only I could find a comfortable way to type on the fucker. No way in hell I am buying that ugly ass Apple case. (that should have came packed in).

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:38:29 AM »

He wipes his assssss with five hundred dollas

bork · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2010, 09:00:42 AM »

Quote from: startselect on May 05, 2010, 03:11:57 AM

I actually toyed around with one at Best Buy today. Better than the iPhone, and kind of neat, but not five-hundred mother fucking dollars neat.

Eh. New iPhones later this year will be the new hotness. I still don't care 'cause I like the pocket size of the iPhone/iTouch.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2010, 09:11:28 AM »

It's not that great. I see Prole has fallen in love with that streamlined, ease-of-use Apple school of thought the older he gets.

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:04:44 AM »

Prole :'( next thing you know he is gonna start getting annihilated by the nintendo kids over at gaf.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:08:47 AM »

Professor, do you ever get to write off tech gear as work related expenses because you work in that sector?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:47:17 AM »

nope, i've tried and my accountant said DO NOT DO THIS

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:47:45 AM »

Drinky is gonna have to buy the optional MacBook Pro to prop up his iPad when his hands get tired

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:51:42 AM »

How much money a year would you estimate you spend on electronics stuff, Prole?

BlackMage · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 11:51:42 AM

How much money a year would you estimate you spend on electronics stuff, Prole?

more than I make :'(

brob · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:22:52 PM »

I might actually make 100 dollars this month...

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BlackMage · « **Reply #19 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:35:44 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 05, 2010, 12:22:52 PM

I might actually make 100 dollars this month...

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ew a poor!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:06:01 PM »

I got to play with a co-worker's iPad today. I like the youtube layout and the screen is ultra sharp. I may get the wifey one for her bday.

Raban · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:10:22 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on May 05, 2010, 12:35:44 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 05, 2010, 12:22:52 PM
I might actually make 100 dollars this month...

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ew a poor!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 11:51:42 AM

How much money a year would you estimate you spend on electronics stuff, Prole?

i don't keep track of it

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:50:55 PM »

First time I ever used an iPhone was Cormac's in Japan. Pretty cool, but I'd rather not spend the money on one.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:56:03 PM »

The only reason I want one:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:56:44 PM »

That's awesome.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:36:37 PM »

You can watch live baseball games on that? cool

ManaByte · « **Reply #27 on:** May 05, 2010, 04:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 05, 2010, 02:36:37 PM

You can watch live baseball games on that? cool

Yup. You just need a MLB.tv subscription. They have the same app for iPad, iPod Touch, iPhone, PC, and Mac.

Tieno · « **Reply #28 on:** May 05, 2010, 04:22:18 PM »

Wow, I never would have guessed Prole is a rich fucker, he doesn't even capitalize his sentences properly.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** May 05, 2010, 04:28:42 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on May 05, 2010, 04:22:18 PM

Wow, I never would have guessed Prole is a rich fucker, he doesn't even capitalize his sentences properly.

He's so rich that he doesn't even have to care about proper grammar.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #30 on:** May 05, 2010, 04:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 05, 2010, 04:35:35 PM

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on May 05, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 05, 2010, 02:24:09 AM

Goddammit, stop breaking my heart
If you want one you can go to Ar-Riyadh. A friend of mine found like 4 of them at some apple fanboy's store, for like 2,000 or 3,000 riyals.

I think that might be in reference to a post in a different thread where Cheebs acted like an ass about Eel's situation.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31 on:** May 05, 2010, 05:17:38 PM »

Yeah, if I were rich like Prole I'd buy useless electronics all the time too. And gush about them to my poor friends, even if I don't really mean what I say.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:55:18 PM »

i will have one in the near future, and then we will be pad buddies

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:09:46 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #34 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:12:41 PM »

If I get one as well, can we be Pad Tri?

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:17:22 PM »

What will you have to sell to be able to afford one, Eel?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:26:10 PM »

selling my ipod touch and using whatever ebay money i have left over

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BlackMage · « **Reply #37 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:27:21 PM »

im making an ipad program where you put your dick on the screen and it gives you the measurments

Rman · « **Reply #38 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:48:19 PM »

Drinky, are you gonna review this thing on the Borecast?

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:53:00 PM »

Review the iPad and Record of Agarest War too.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #40 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:53:56 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on May 05, 2010, 08:27:21 PM

im making an ipad program where you put your dick on the screen and it gives you the measurments

or Iphone shuffle in your case:

Brehvolution · « **Reply #41 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:55:39 PM »

Review the iPad while using it to broadcast your voice to the show.

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 08:53:56 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on May 05, 2010, 08:27:21 PM
im making an ipad program where you put your dick on the screen and it gives you the measurments

or Iphone shuffle in your case:

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BlackMage eviscerated.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:57:40 PM »

i will be reviewing the ipad. i may even record from it!

i will not be playing agarest wars!

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:59:06 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 05, 2010, 08:57:40 PM

i will be reviewing the ipad. i may even record from it!

i will not be playing agarest wars with my primary gamertag!

...fixed?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #45 on:** May 05, 2010, 09:11:45 PM »

tangent: I would actually like a Twitter/Facebook/RSS-feed shuffle that only actually shows 1 out of 3 updates or something. I've thought about writing one as a plugin for some social app or another, but kinda don't want to deal with yet another plugin API.

Oblivion · « **Reply #46 on:** May 05, 2010, 09:51:02 PM »

An iPad, Prole? Really?

I mean, really?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:24:14 PM »

Right on, fahgurt.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:25:21 PM »

i am flat on my back streaming cronenberg's the fly right now to it

next up: lars von trier's antichrist

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:30:00 PM »

date night, i see?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:34:17 PM »

on a wednesday?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:37:23 PM »

-shrug-

my ex & I had thursday night date nights; dunno, it's possible.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #52 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:43:23 PM »

Once he bought the Wii it was all over. The Wii was the impulsive homosexual act in the bushes of the local park. The Ipad was just buying the membership at the gay bath house.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #53 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 05, 2010, 10:25:21 PM

i am flat on my back streaming cronenberg's the fly right now to it

next up: lars von trier's antichrist

you bought the iHarness for jo'ing then?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #54 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 05, 2010, 10:34:17 PM

on a wednesday?

No sidehugs on weekdays? Poor Janet.

Ichirou · « **Reply #55 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:50:26 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 05, 2010, 10:37:23 PM

-shrug-

my ex & I had thursday night date nights; dunno, it's possible.

i been married 13 years. we have a kid. weeknights she exercises until 9; i put the kid to bed and play vidjagames or watch movies. that's how we roll. sidehugging happens after 10.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:56:42 PM »

that's cool man. keep the fires burning!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:57:46 PM »

but this is about WHY THE IPAD IS MAGICKAEL, not how i spend my suburban upper middle-class evenings

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #59 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:14:36 PM »

smh, you're rich enough to be GOP now.

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Author Topic: why is the ipad the best thing produced by our shitty sentient species (Read 6337 times)