what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?

[brob]

Fer real, got laid tonight, but apparently, it was the type of lay that don't let me stay the night and I had to trek the 8km back home and am now sitting drunk as fuck in front of my computer instead of spooning the living fuck out of the woman that let me into her bed. What the fuck is the point of that? I got into her groin,. Tger is no point in tossing me out at the end of the night. OLike I want to walk the fuck home or something. fuck this shit,.  I was so drunk walking home it took me twoor so hours to waløk 8 fucking km. it's lighjt outside now. what' the fuck was the fucking point of tossing me out.

Profound sadness indeed. :'(

[TakingBackSunday]

To diddle a girl's vagina

[ToxicAdam]

Time to turn your man card in.

[Eel O'Brian]

when you wake up tomorrow you're going to be so glad you didn't stay

[huckleberry]

when you wake up tomorrow you're going to be so glad you didn't stay

This.

Go wash the stank off of you, get into bed, and wake up tomorrow a happy man.

[brob]

Time to turn your man card in.

yeah. feel liker a fucking pussy right now. Maybe I should sleep om it and call her, but I thik 9i'll end up feeling the shame too hard for that shit. If I put the dick in to it and get tossed out, that's a severe slight against my dickin' skillz. Need to work on that before I pretend there is even an option to geta  second åølay.-

[Mupepe]

Yeah. You were bad in bed

[twerd]

lol spooning

[Cormacaroni]

Well, maybe it spared you a beating from her giant BJJ instructor sadist boyfriend. Could be worse.

[Dickie Dee]

EB: Where even threads about getting pussy are mad homo

[Phoenix Dark]

Can we get some descriptions of the sex. What did you guys do/how long did it last/etc

[Fresh Prince]

8ks? Next time do it at your place and kick the bitch out,

[brob]

oh dear lord, I just painted my toilet bowl with a special color of pain. I hate being sorta drunk still/hungover. 

[Kestastrophe]

Yeah, if you walked 8km to get home you are lucky that you didn't get picked up

[muckhole]

Maybe her weirdo boyfriend who was hiding in in the closet watching you guys go at it was finished, tired and ready for bed. Be considerate!

 
 

[brob]

not hung over anymore, yay. Talked to her on facebook earlier and she said she was worried about her parents catching us or whatever, since she lives in their basement (sorta an apartment tho). I didn't hear that excuse yesterday, so it seems like I might be getting stringed along for something. I'll try another swing at soon(17th of may weekend ).

[Van Cruncheon]

(him) "ahhhhh yeah, got mine"

(her) "..."

(him) "ah fuck, i'm so drunk..."

(her) "can you get it back up"

(him) (slurring) "uh, i got the whiskey dick goin on, maybe we can cuddle for awhile or something..."

(her) "..."

(him) "i get kinda lonely sometimes, i know you do too babe"

(him) "it'd just be nice to, y'know, maybe be together, hold each other, y'know, be that way together"

(him) "i get so scared sometimes, y'know, of bein' alone, and it'd be so nice to have your arms around me and telling me it's alllllriiiiight"

(him) "...please, mommy..."

(her) "..."

(her) "..."

(her) "...i, uh, think you need to go"

[brob]

muckhole had it right! prole was in the closet the entire time 

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and it totally was the whiskey!  :'(

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[The Fake Shemp]

 

[Joe Molotov]

Sometimes it takes a little something extra to get him in the mood for side-hugging.